I realize I'm dreaming and begin wreaking havoc.
What do you do when you find a wallet stuffed with cash lying on the sidewalk?
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I realize I'm dreaming and begin wreaking havoc.
What do you do when you find a wallet stuffed with cash lying on the sidewalk?
Find who the wallet belongs to and give it back to them...but keep the cash.
What do you do when someone returns your cash-stuffed wallet to you, but without the cash?
Beat them until either cash or a kidney falls out...if the kidney comes first, sell it.
What do you do when some jackass just beat the living crap out of you and stole your kidney?
Die due to my lack of a kidney.
What do you do when you die and become a ghost, still on Earth.
Exact revenge on the jerk that killed me and/or, haunt the ladies' locker room! :D
What do you do when Walmart implodes because someone killed the heart of Walmart?
Go to Barnes & Nobles
What do you do when no one is home?
Kick down the door and take their most prized possessions. That'll show 'em.
What do you do when a Jehovah's Witness is at your doorstep, propaganda in hand?
Pretend I'm a satanist and try to convert them.
What do you do when you sneeze and someone says "god bless you"?
Say: "I'm an atheist"
What do you when someone knocks on your door, well dressed and equipped with a bible?
I'd tell the person, politely, that I was not interested.
What do you do when they come for you?
Tell them I'd be happy to go away with them, and proceed to escape out of the front door. It really works too, because they usually don't have people covering the back doo... erhm, anyway...
What do you do when you spontaneously begin combusting?
I spontaneously begin to uncombust myself.
What do you do when your mom is a member of DV, she hits on you, and you never even knew it was her?
-patience
Don't even joke about that, mom. :[
What do you do when the last guy forgets to ask a question?
What do you do when the next guy doesn't answer yours?
What do you do when the next poster posts in an invisible color without answering the question?
What do you do when you wake up from 12 hours of sleep to realize it's nearly the middle of the afternoon?
you rewind time.
What do you do when SINDRED REAPPEARS?!
-patience
You PatienceMarie reappear.
What happens when paradox but then you were the father of you?
I kill myself and end the djinni right then and there.
what do you do when anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I don't get the question... :?Quote:
Originally Posted by Conkt
... or is that the point.... i'm lost.
I don't get it as well, anyway
What do you do when the roof is on fire? :D
Hmmm.. I gather loads of helpers and make a neat little line of people passing buckets of water back and forth to the fire until its out.. like in the cartoons..
What would you do if an oddly dressed stranger came and slipped you an acceptance letter to Hogwarts while apologizing for the delay?
I tell him five years is just too late.
What do you do whan you see a dancing banana? :banana:
I do this: :split: and serve it with some ice cream and hot fudge sauce.
What do you do when you realize you've just eaten a potential fortune?