Rock Paper Scissors

Average Jane is eaten by a shark at the beach.

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/pho...57-450-307.jpg

Lmfao. ^^^
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...bottlenose.jpg

Dolphins beat shark into a coma.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/181000...tunanet150.jpg

Nets trap dolphins.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...bookposter.jpg

Aquaman cuts nets, saves dolphins, and impresses the ladies.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...bookposter.jpg

Mermaids can't "breed" with Aquaman, ruining his conquest.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VfLAhxwvWW...0/BirdRing.jpg
AQUAMAN=DEATH BY PLASTIC SODA RINGS EGADDDHH!!!!111

http://www.syrostoday.gr/images/arti...fenders-gr.jpg

Greenpeace cleans up the water pollution.

Delores Umbridge disbands Greenpeace as it has not been approved by the High Inquisitor.

http://www.gryffindorgazette.com/fil...s-umbridge.png

Troll takes away Delores.

http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...tar25377_3.gif

EDIT: oh wait.. it was a giant that did that in harry potter... oh well, I'm sure you still get the reference.

Grawp gets depression because he has no real family.

No pic...

And you could have come up with something good to follow on with the whole Lulian thing... but oh well.

Hagrid is Grawp's new family
http://gooddeedaday.files.wordpress....07/hagrid2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ty/0419-01.jpg

Molotov cocktail sends the fuzzy dude up in smoke.

Firefighter puts out the fire.
http://traditionofexcellence.files.w...irefighter.jpg

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.wow.com/m...g_collapse.jpg

Building collapse puts out firefighter.

New and improved heat-resistant, all-steel frame prevents building collapse.
http://facesplacesandthings.files.wo..._com_final.jpg

Water corrodes steel.
http://1to10reviews.files.wordpress....r-rippling.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/space/1/5/Y/Q/sun_tour.jpg
Sun causes water to evaporate

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../300arrows.jpg

Arrows blot out the Sun. :>

http://sliceofmit.files.wordpress.co.../hurricane.jpg

Hurricane force winds redirect arrows.

Hurricane blots out the sun, ruining it's purpose.

http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/u...__470x3520.jpg

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs14/f/20...francis001.jpg
Storm eliminates the hurricane

Disney buys Marvel Comics
http://www.ststours.ca/cms_images/Disney%20Castle.jpg

Death defeats Walt Disney.
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Page...rim-reaper.jpg

http://www.wickedgamez.com/games/ima...ian-stoned.jpg
Stoned Stewie realizes that the only reason that we die is because we accept it as an inevitability.