A simple forum game. One person posts an image, the next person posts a counter to that image. Posting Chuck Norris is strictly prohibited. Keep it fun and creative ;P
http://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFi...-Duck-1660.jpg
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A simple forum game. One person posts an image, the next person posts a counter to that image. Posting Chuck Norris is strictly prohibited. Keep it fun and creative ;P
http://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFi...-Duck-1660.jpg
http://eightface.com/files/images/20...screenshot.png
And for the record, Chuck Norris can be beaten.
How does that beat mine?
(As with the actual game, there must be a stated reason why your item beats the one before it. "Rock breaks scissors; paper covers rock; etc.)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../boomstick.gif
Boomstick splatters pink poke-thing.
I am rust.
http://www.myfourthirds.com/files/06...324-rust-2.jpg
Rust erodes boomstick
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...nacity/gun.jpg
CorrosionX "stops and prevents corrosion and rust"
Hi, Barry Scott here asking whether you have problems with lime scale, rust, ground - in dirt. They are a challenge for some household cleaners, but not for CILLIT BANG!
http://i37.tinypic.com/1z65js9.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGooQ8yYC0c&fmt=18
Edit: FFFFF
Ignoring Lulians.
I am Common Sense, telling you not to waste your money on CorrosionX.
http://www.stephenjaygould.org/ctrl/.../tom_paine.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...propaganda.jpg
Propaganda quells Common Sense.
Revolution upsets propaganda.
http://m0tion.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...iot-police.jpg
Riot Police stomp out Revolution
Media exposes Riot Police violence.
http://corvedacosta.files.wordpress....x__friends.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...conspiracy.jpg
Conspiracy theorists defame media outlet into obscurity.
A Vogon constructor fleet destroys the Earth.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:x.../vogons-wp.jpg
/thread :D
(I just knew somebody was going to do that^^^ :roll:)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ity/meteor.jpg
Pieces of the broken Earth rocket through space, eventually colliding with other Earth-like planets in other solar systems. Bacteria - nearly completely extinct, after it's multi-light-year long journey - reacts to the surrounding environment, growing and multiplying, eventually populating the planet. Time passes; humans are born; technology advances, and here we are again.
Physics surpasses armageddon.
Planet is already inhabited.
http://divisionoflabour.com/archives..._the_movie.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...te_jungle_.jpg
Yautja decapitates Xenomorph.
(Are you watching Aliens vs. Predator, right now, too? Its on FX. Lol.)
Ice kills Yuatja.
http://www.coolantarctica.com/galler...orming1_tn.jpg
(Yuatja are cold blooded.)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ebreaker-1.jpg
Icebreaker ship breaks the ice.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/i...e-sphere_l.jpg
Sphere causes people on icebreaker to go crazy and kill each other.
Needle pricks sphere.
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto...-main_Full.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ty/pinhead.jpg
Pinhead steals needle and uses it to replace the one he lost at that party, last weekend.
Hammer pins pinhead.
http://osopher.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/hammer1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ailGun-450.jpg
Nailgun makes hammer obsolete.
(That is awesome, btw^)
Hell yes. That is awesome O.
Lack of electricity makes nailgun useless.
http://www.loc.gov/rr/european/imde/images/amish.jpg
Beat this, amish dude.
http://www.dmoco.com/images/pics/Ami...OREAN_1600.jpg
http://www.sharafdg.com/shop/images/camera.jpg
Camera captures soul
Seems you just crashed your car.
http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/MSNBC/C...0a.hmedium.jpg
lulwut
What does a camera have to do with slash's picture?
(Methinks people are having a hard time grasping the concept of Rock, Paper, Scissors. :P)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...rrierFront.jpg
Barrier prevents water hazard.
Yea... We fucked that one up. I blame slash.
Time destroys barrier.
http://www.fhwa.dot.gov/pavement/pcc...9/image004.jpg
Einstein unravels spacetime.
http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/C...ngue.widec.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...o-Nakamura.jpg
Hiro Nakamura removes Einstein from space/time.
Internet specculates about Heroes being cancelled.
Spoiler for Large image:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ity/4chan2.jpg
4 Chan eventually destroys the Internet.
British humour goes over the heads of 4Chan.
http://reubenmiller.typepad.com/phot...00495_sign.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ident_moto.jpg
Slapstick comedy outshines British humor.
Jackass takes Slapstick Comedy too far.
http://www.vote4rewards.com/polls/files/jackass-2.5.jpg
http://www.allinnone.com/swf/closeshave.jpg
stupid stunt cancels jackass
Mother interrupts stupid stunt.
http://christophermattix.files.wordp...-and-child.jpg
http://rickoshea.files.wordpress.com...ie_griffin.jpg
Stewie kills mother
http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squ...28280_main.jpg
Stewie spends eternity burning in Hell
Ice freezes hell, along with stewie.http://www.dfanning.com/adventures/a...c_pics/ice.jpg
Global warming.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/cs-vancouve...C2CWCDgIDTo%3d
(no picture + no reason = no count.^^)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...orch_super.jpg
The Human Torch melts the ice.
http://blastoise.punt.nl/upload/blas...ading_card.jpg
Blastoise uses hydropump to extinguish human torch.
http://z.about.com/d/chemistry/1/0/y/P/nitrogen.jpg
Nitrogen freezing fantastic flamer
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...rogentruck.jpg
18-Wheeler keeps liquid nitrogen contained.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i3...ns/armnleg.jpg
High gas prices stop your truck in it's tracks.
http://montaraventures.com/pix/mercedeshcar.jpg
Hydrogen Fueled cars make gas obsolete.
Advanced public transportation extinguishes need for personal cars.
http://www.aboutshanghai.com/imgs/ma...-line-big1.jpg
Bacteria thrive in public transit.
http://images.suite101.com/495473_co...eysmaccrop.jpg
Bacteriophages infect bacteria
http://ibexinc.files.wordpress.com/2...teriophage.jpg
Boot steps on thingy that looks like a weird spider.
http://www.militarysmartbooks.org/im...ombat-Boot.gif
Dog shit messed up your boot.
http://lemoncraft.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/poop.jpg
An alien comes and disintegrates the shit.
http://cdn1.gamepro.com/article_img/gamepro/83776-4.jpg
Humans kill aliens.
http://www.howard.edu/library/Refere...e/image3IJ.JPG
Robot kills humans.
http://bottlecaptees.com/productimag...humans-det.gif
Rain shorts out robots.
http://www.woodhome.plus.com/Oliver/webimage/rain.jpg
robot uses umbrella to stay dry
http://www.juror2.net/files/images/r...00.preview.jpg
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/20...3131306218.jpg
Wind fucks up their umbrellas.
Windbreaker protects from wind.
http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imageb...3902786-70.jpg
http://mama2point0.files.wordpress.c...on_police1.jpg
Anybody wearing a windbreaker gets arrested.
The people riot against the fashion polices harsh reign.
http://www.comedyonline.tv/wp-conten...riot-squad.jpg
Tear gas takes care of them quickly
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3..._gas_ap300.jpg
A guy with a gas mask comes in and shoots them.
Spoiler for woa, big image:
Army is called in and takes car of the guy with the mask.
http://www-tc.pbs.org/thewar/images/..._at_war_03.jpg
The guy had a 25 kill streak, so he calls in a tactical nuke, Blows those fuckers away.
http://sdsmedia.sydsvenskan.se/archi...uke_93986a.jpg
http://stevegarufi.com/butterflies19.jpg
Cockaroach evades nuke
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n-in-black.jpg
Agent J stomps on cockroach.
Agent J loses his job due to the recession.
http://celeb.wohoo.co.uk/wp-content/...ppiness-wi.gif
Natural Economic Flow fixes recession.
http://investorsconundrum.com/englis...09-300x202.png
Gordon Brown becomes prime minister. (spends all the money again.)
http://firstjohnfourfive.files.wordp...wn_457929a.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...enacity/v1.jpg
V slices up Prime Minister
Bullets kill V (but not until he fucks everyone up first)
http://i49.tinypic.com/2008lu8.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ObamaNinja.jpg
ObamaNinja has V's back, swoops in, and slices the bullets out of the air.
http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/t...n_voorhees.jpg
Jason killsBulletObama (god help us if the simultaneous game post problem is ever solved) with his moschetti.
machete fail
http://www.filmlinc.com/fcm/online/jpegs/freddy.jpg
Freddy fucks up Jason
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ity/Freddy.jpg
Lucid dreamers kick Freddy's ass. :>
http://z.hubpages.com/u/442968_f520.jpg
Short-term memory loss prevents lucid dreamers from lucid dreaming.
Clive Wearing survives on short term memory alone.
http://www.netzeitung.de/img/0070/195170-1.jpg
Science cures Wearing's short term memory loss.
http://www.robeson.k12.nc.us/peterso...ce_fair_02.jpg
Religiondestroyscures science.
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_7...1744TmzjMY.jpg
Extended Discussion hates Religion
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7079/ghjkl.gif
Server fail crashes Extended Discussion
http://www.syn-ack.com/vvs504/server-fail-002.gif
A change from Windows to Linux solves all problems.
http://www.epanorama.net/blog/wp-con...9/10/linux.jpg
An uber-hacker creates a Linux-specific virus that rips the program to shreds while simultaneously re-installing Windows.
http://www.gatormoms.net/gm/images/s...uter-virus.jpg
Just ran a virus scan to destory your virus!
http://www.megaleecher.net/uploads/malware-bytes.jpg
Brought to you by Malware-Bytes AntiMalware!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...3_blackout.jpg
Blackout interrupts virus scan.
(This is the best game in SB, btw. :happy:)
http://www.electricalcontractorinfo....-generator.jpg
Backup generator saves power!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...8d09fb38cf.jpg
Discarded match explodes backup generator.
http://www.eontarionow.com/images/Rain.jpg
Natural rain puts out careless fire!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6..._arugaisou.jpg
Waterbender manipulates rainstorm.
Ok, that's a good one...
Hehehe. :chuckle:
http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/...LED-716785.jpg
Nickelodeon just got cancelled! No more Waterbending for you!
A new witch hunt sees the water bender dead
http://knowledgenews.net/moxie/moxiepix/a1258.jpg
I agree :biggrin:
Sorry KHH, already beat you :3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...tairbender.jpg
New The Last Airbender movie gains new interest in the origin and voids the cancellation, the show being put back on the air, on another channel.
Massive EMP wipes out all TVs in the world.
http://www.familysecuritymatters.org..._emp_bombs.jpg
http://www.skomer.u-net.com/projects.../redduster.jpg
Missle Defense stops EMP.
Obama cancelled missile shield.
http://www.treehugger.com/barack-oba...-president.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...t_assassin.jpg
Assassin takes out Obama.
James Bond kills assassin in the nick of time. :sniper:
http://www.topnews.in/light/files/James-Bond.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6..._dr_evil_1.jpg
Dr. Evil drops Bond into a pool with frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads.
Please check the posts before yours. You have to state how what you posted defeats the other person's post. (Rock breaks scissors, paper covers rock, scissors cut paper, etc...)
America nukes Belgium, once and for all.
http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/us_nuke.jpg
America loses nuke off the coast of Georgia. (anyone remember the nuke that was ACTUALLY LOST?!?)http://kyawkyawoo.files.wordpress.co.../03/ocean1.jpg
http://scallywag.science.oregonstate...ages/sonar.gif
High-tech sonar finds missing nuke.
High interference jams sonar
http://grandtextauto.org/archives/lits_screen.png
CSI uses it's enhance feature to counteract the sonar jam.
http://flowtv.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/csi3.jpg
Lol.
CSI's leader goes blind without sunglasses.
http://wallpapers.infinitecoolness.c...llpaper002.jpg
A quick wardrobe change protects his eyes
http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-co...-parasite1.jpg
Hehe, beat you. :P
...this game kicks ass
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...neuralizer.jpg
Neuralizer shines through inferior brand of sunglasses.
Noisy Cricket vaporizes wimpy Neutralizer.
http://www.yourprops.com/norm-45a6fe...282002%29.jpeg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...orce-field.jpg
Psi-shield repels cricket blast.
Hypnotic powers convince lady to drop the PSI shield
http://discovermagazine.com/2008/aug...indcontrol.jpg
Magneto puts on helmet, becomes immune to your childish mind-games.
http://presstheactionbutton.files.wo...08/magneto.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...nvsMagneto.jpg
Superman pummels Magneto.
Lois Lane distracts Superman from his hero-ly duties.
Spoiler for Slightly larger picture:
http://j-estacado.deviantart.com/art...Clark-87848134
The curse of aging makes Lois Lane unattractive
Spoiler for Beware! Hag ahead:
The box blocks her face, saving us from her age.
http://superdickery.com/images/stori...1296_4_013.jpg
Extreme heat melts Lead
http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefme...8/T628908A.jpg
Tsunami quenches extreme heat
http://www.naturalsciences.be/common...mi/tsunami.jpg
This game is too complicated.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ity/levee6.jpg
Levees keep tsunami from reaching inland.
What's complicated about it? Somebody posts something and the next person something that "beats" the thing that the previous poster posted. Have you never played "paper rock scissors", with your hands before?
Levees are no match for bombs
http://www.noahshachtman.com/images/..._explosion.jpg
Robot defuses bomb
http://www.pb.unimelb.edu.au/emergen...bomb-robot.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...05afdaa827.jpg
John Connor goes on rampage and destroys anything even remotely robotic.
:banana:Terminator crushes John Connor!:banana:
http://futureupdate.files.wordpress....terminator.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...y/robo-cop.jpg
After an intense battle, Robocop frags the T-800.
EMP sizzles Robocop
http://www.americainfra.com/media/me...091014/EMP.jpg
This just got way awesome.
Bomb shelter protects from EMP
:banana:http://www.sephardicstudies.org/imag...mb-shelter.jpg:banana:
Actually, I don't think bomb shelters protect against EMP, do they?? :-?
Anyway, I was gonna say:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ity/hulk-1.jpg
Hulk catches EMP bomb and tosses it out to sea.
(The next person can just counter against the bomb shelter, if they decide that it's a legitimate trump for the EMP. :content:)
Electromagnetic fields would move through solids.
Mutant poodles hurt The Hulk
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...25_468x286.jpg
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles come and save the day!
http://mylardreams.com/wp-content/up...ja-turtles.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...r_Shredder.jpg
SuperShredder has turtle soup for dinner.
http://www.skyhighway.com/~multispec...salmonella.jpg
Undercooked turtle gives Shredder salmonella, keeping him on the can for five days and leaving him dehydrated.
http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5697/salmonella.jpg
Dammit, Shift.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...acity/sand.jpg
Time eventually (and uncomfortably) conquers salmonella poisoning.
[And lmfao @ Oregon Trail]
Einstein says Time is Relative.
http://www.pbgeorge.com/images/einstein.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...m_Reaper-3.jpg
Death pulled Einstein's card.
http://24hourstomidnight.files.wordp...ter-small1.jpg
Someone just cheated death :3
The Blue Oyster Cult does not fear the Reaper.
http://www.rstolley.com/The-Blue-Oys...E-PERSIANS.jpg
Mine was better, Slay.
Shut up >:[
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...y/godzilla.jpg
Godzilla torches Blue Oyster Cult for song they made about him, without his consent.
(Sorry, slay, but yours didn't even have an object to counter. Just "someone." :?)
Long time ago. :?
But you have to "pick something" that you are using to beat the previous poster's "something" with. You have to chose something specific to be countered. Have you never played Rock Paper Scissors with your hands? It's the same thing. You have to choose an object of your own that the next person has to counter, but let it be something specific.
King Kong distracts Godzilla with an invitation to go Rampaging.
http://th02.deviantart.com/fs43/300W...y_Hyliaman.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...terMissile.jpg
Military takes out King Kong (and others). As usual.
:banana:The Decepticons take out the military and conquer the world!:banana:
http://videoeta.com/images/news/tran...s/megatron.png
Autobots, assemble!
http://refernet.typepad.com/photos/u...ansformers.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ichael_bay.jpg
Michael Bay single-handedly kills entire Transformers franchise.
Fix'd.
http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/t...4681426120.jpg
The press shuns Bay until he finally goes into hiding and gives up the Transformers franchise.
Mario has used the same picture as me twice now...:P
http://www.flash-bang-movie-reviews....the-Dead_l.jpg
Zombie outbreak makes media obsolete.
I win, no one wants to end a zombie outbreak. :)
Chainsaws end zombie apocalypse
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/wp-...1/chainsaw.jpg
Chainsaws are one of the worse zombie killing weapons...
Yea, and that's a great way to spew infected flesh all over the place and contaminate people.
How did you not run out of gas, killing the thousands of zombies that showed up after hearing that chain saw? :tongue:
http://gamingconsolenetwork.com/wp-c...sing-clown.jpg
Evil clown runs by and steals your chainsaw.
Well, pardon me if I've never seen a good zombie apocalypse movie...:P
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...atman33009.jpg
Batman mistakes evil clown for Joker and kicks the shit out of him.
Spiderman beats the everloving daylights out of Batman
http://agmetalminer.com/wp-content/u...spiderman2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...by_pnutink.jpg
Venom slaps Spider-Man around for a while.
Dr. OctopusCarnage gets jealous and promptly annihilates Venom
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/05/07/Carnage_Head.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/6/C/venom.jpg
The symbiote escapes his host at the last minute and finds a new one, exacting revenge upon Carnage.
The Subspace Cannon sucks Carnage, the symbiote, and the new host into Subspace, where they remain imprisoned for eternity.
http://images.wikia.com/ssb/images/4/44/Gunship.jpg
http://www.manifestdensity.net/2007/...actus_head.jpg
Galactus sneezes on the subspace cannon, creating an alternate reality.
http://www.aargon-neon.com/images/BIFF%27S_large.jpg
I was going to use Galactus.
We are awesome.
Handkerchief absorbs sneeze instead.
http://www.joyin-silk.com/admin/uplo...ankerchief.jpg
Please.
http://toole.blogspot.com/uploaded_i...ttt-767146.jpg
Need I say more?
Ok, fine. If you ever wondered where the bacteria that spawns life for entire cold dead planets comes from, now you know.
I think I just threw up a little bit...
Disinfectant wipes sterilize child
http://calebcopeland.com/blog/wp-con...-wipe-2719.jpg
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/05/0..._grace-web.jpg
Nancy Grace convinces the world that cleaning products don't work.
http://dreamviews.com/community/cust...ar18796_17.gif
Shift murders Nancy Grace. Cleaning products do destroy all evidence.
Delphinus pwns Shift by having a higher hate quotent.
http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ar18338_61.gif
Mr. Popo has a higher love quotient
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f9vwp0bVFL...400/mrpopo.jpg
http://files.nireblog.com/blogs4/luc...bz-cell-06.jpg
Mr. Popo just got absorbed by Cell's tail thing...
Gohan's Warp Kamehameha annihilates Cell
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0....jpg_super.jpg
Would have been better if you said Gohan since he's the one who actually killed him...
Goku dies of a heart attack:
http://lavender.fortunecity.com/atki.../gokuheart.jpg
There you go, Slay :)
Future trunks goes back in time with heart medicine
http://media.photobucket.com/image/f...rog/Trunks.jpg
http://media.photobucket.com/image/f...rog/Trunks.jpg
Real life distracts people from DBZ
http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/G.../TheCity03.JPG
The machines took over, turns out life isn't as real as you might think.
http://filmbender.typepad.com/photos...reeves_pod.jpg
Guy FawkesRené Descartes discovered that a long time ago.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Descartes.jpg