Sell Your DJ In 10 Words Via Alliteration

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Sell your DJ in 10 words!

Tell everyone why your dream journal must be read! The only rules are that you must use exactly 10 words, and must use alliteration using the first letter of your user name.
Here is an example:

Quote:

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DJ Link
Loafs lovely language will lighten lonely losers, lacking loafy lumps.

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Hasn't been updated in very long. Link in my sig.

:P

Just a sec, I changed the rules. :D
Alliteration is required, to make it more fun!

Oh crap! Uhhh... :shock:

My messy mess will mesh your malicious minds to... music.

If that won't sell it, I don't know what will.

OMG!!!
O Owns Oneiric Odessi, Over Onslaughts Of Odious Opposition!!! :putemuppunk:

Mario's messed up, mystic mess of mayhem is magically marvelous.

lucidreamsavy's loony, lively little lack of lots of luck lucids

Yeah...that stinks....but, alliteration :P

Sorry thou will be, if thou readeth not my DJ.

(Kindah Rhymed sortah ugh....try saying it outloud lol)

JoS's justified jumble of juggalic gems jumping jackelopes in mind.
Only one word wasn't analytical, 'j' is the second least used letter in the English alphabet, though. If only my name started with 'e'....

Mzzkc's mind games may mar your grey matter beyond repair.

I'm just gonna use the "z" sound

Quote:

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DJ LINK
Xedan's zany journal zaps zen master Zapata while eating zea

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Now THAT was hard to make

A mildly amusing amalgamation of absurd adventures and ambiguous anomalies.

DV link.
Xanga link.

Kraftwerks Kinky Killings of Kreepy Kats, Kooky Kings and Kalypso...
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As if my dream journal wasn't frightening enough before.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Kraftwerk

Kinky Killings of Kreepy Kats,

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:disconcerted:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Loaf

:disconcerted:

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I just wrote down what came to me... kind of scary..

Ha ha, certainly made me want to see what dark things lurk in your DJ. :D

man, you guys had it easy...

Waiting for someone with Q and Z now. :D

I already did Z. And I honestly didn't know half the words I used until today.

SDG's strange shit stimulates stipulation; secretly sells stupid software simultaneously.

Black_Eagle's bitchin' ballet will boot your buttox into the badlands.

These are all awesome people!

The alliterations or the DJs?

Also, did anyone understand half of what mine said? Just wondering.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Xedan

The alliterations or the DJs?

Also, did anyone understand half of what mine said? Just wondering.

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I was referring to the alliterations, however I love all DJs, because each one lets you enter the unique subconscious mind of the writer.

I agree; these are all fun. :)

Black_Eagle's use of alliteration is my favourite so far though.