Post funny quotes. They can be IRL, on DV, another forum, anywhere.
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Originally Posted by Billie Joe Armstrong
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Originally Posted by Tré Cool
Ha. Ha. Ha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike Dirnt
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Post funny quotes. They can be IRL, on DV, another forum, anywhere.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Billie Joe Armstrong
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Originally Posted by Tré Cool
Ha. Ha. Ha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike Dirnt
Careful what you say, something may come back to bite you in the ass.
I haven't a clue what you're talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Invisible Man
None of what you said was funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesus of Suburbia
I mean. Seriously. You're just hoping to seem edgy when most about everyone that is internet-savy doesn't even blink about that shit.
I didn't say it, Billie Joe, Tré, and Mike did :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Siиdяed
I don't. Care.
Convo between my dad and I
Dad: Where's the kite?
Me: On the copier
Dad: Where's the copier?
Me: ... Under the kite...
Both: ROFL
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." - General George Patton
"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money." - Margaret Thatcher
"I like Germany so much, I think there should be two of them!" Francois Mitterand
"But they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil!" - The Dead Milkmen
"Shut up! It's not going to start a fire. Fires only happen when you turn things off too quickly."
"How stupid do you think I am? It's called Law & Order: SUV, not SVU. Investigators drive in black SUVs. Everybody knows that."
"Dude, wing dings are the best things since President Hoover invented the vacuum cleaner!"
"I'm fuckin' done messing around with that piece of shit. Done. D-U-N...Done."
"What's all this fuss over these busted tiles they have on the Space Shuttle? They sell tiles at Home Depot for like ten bucks a box..."
And the best...
"Holy shit! Did you hear about how Robert Stack flew into the IRS building the other day??"
From this hilarious (and I think new but not sure) twitter account I found today: http://twitter.com/donthemoron
I remember this XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Armistice
I went skiing down Mt Everest in Greece - Some guy I know
All of these are from my friends:
"Have you ever wondered what's behind the rubbery buns of a pencil? ...Nothing."
"You're like the fib monster of fib."
"This planet has a low gravitational force. THIS means EXILE!"
"I'm a melon mugger!"
"Ha ha, you're not real!"
"I spurred my moment."
"I just want to touch it!"
"Poke it. POKE IT."
"Oh! I'm fashion!"
"Heh heh. He's dancing to a wolf."
"I'll look back on these quotes when I'm 80... and then I'll die."
My friend tried to say 'micro-organisms' in science class, but it came out as 'micro-orgasms'. :chuckle:
This is not quite considered a quote although it's really funny imo
and who cares: it's the senseless banter
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"I know this sounds like something a stereotypical stoner would say, but these floor tiles are very interesting when you look at them."-Me, sitting on the floor doing a boring lab in Physics.
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Originally Posted by ruba