I just got banned from Facebook for...nothing?

I don't know if it's because I'd just changed my profile pic to this,

Spoiler for image:

http://anthonygeorge.files.wordpress...lds_cosmo3.jpg

[which was supposed to be a joke for my sister, because I said "I don't like your profile picture" so she changed it to what I thought was a much nicer one and asked "is this better?" and then commented on my pic the same "I don't like your profile picture" so I changed it to the sexy Burt Reynolds (which she sent to my phone not too long ago for lulz) and asked "is this better?"]

OR

because I'd just become a fan of "The Bible" (which is mostly frequented by hardcore christians of course) and posted on the wall "Hail Satan my Dark Lord and Master." (squidbillies quote :D)

hmmmm.

(probably, one of the christians reported my profile pic as inappropriate :|

losers)

I've seen waaaaaaay more graphic images than that on FB. Maybe you should email them or something :/

Probably the Bible thing, lots of people get pissed when you insult their religion like a prick.

their religion insults me.

besides, it wasn't an insult so much as me simply stating my opposing beliefs. but really, it was a joke, a quote from a comedy show.

stuck up self-righteous a-holes can't take a joke :(

let's see if my new account gets banned for this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...thebible-1.png

You should add in a comment underneath that it makes good fire fuel.

So...you were trolling Facebook?

Then, you didn't get banned for nothing, you got banned for trolling.

if the fan page was called "christians who love the bible and only want to hear from other christians - no satanists, atheists or anyone of any other religion or philosophy allowed" then it would be trolling.

it's a fan page for the bible, and

I am a fan of the bible.

just because my reasons for being a fan of it differ from theirs, doesn't mean I shouldn't be allowed to post my thoughts in there.

Atheism regardless, the Bible is undeniably of interest.

It's one of our older historical texts and you'll find references and imagery drawn from it almost everywhere in Western culture.

I'm a fan.

You know what? You're absolutely right. You've inspired be to become a fan of some LGBT group and start spouting off "Whazzup, my homos!?" or "let's GAY IT UP in here, faggots!" or "all aboard the Buttfuck Express!"

...Of course, I'd look like a grade-A prick, but hey, as long as I disagree with homosexuality, it's alright, right? Plus, if it doesn't say "homo/bisexuals who only want to hear from other homo/bisexuals - no straights or homophobes allowed" then it'd be a complete injustice - INJUSTICE, I tell you - for Facebook to ban me for it.

Or perhaps I'll join an suicide help group and say "remember, kids, it's down the road of life, not across. I was just gonna go off myself right now, in fact. Anyone else who realizes there's absolutely no point in living, follow me!" That'd sure get some lulz. It'd also get a few coffins to rest on my conscience, but who listens to that thing, anyway?

...God, I love free speech.

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Originally Posted by Lëzen

You know what? You're absolutely right. You've inspired be to become a fan of some LGBT group and start spouting off "Whazzup, my homos!?" or "let's GAY IT UP in here, faggots!" or "all aboard the Buttfuck Express!"

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Being a fan of a literary work is not the same as being a fan of sexual orientation, or of a... suicide help group...
Nerve also did not outright insult them; did not call them names; did not insinuate anything negative about them ("all aboard the delusional express" for example). The Bible includes Satan as a character. If the group wishes to expel him because the managers of said group are predominantly Christian and were offended by Nerve's choice of sides, then so be it. But he was banned from facebook entirely.

Besides, any worshiper of the Satan out of the Bible has to actually believe in the Bible, and can be a fan thereof.
The same does not hold true of your examples.

thankyou Invader for so eloquently stating what I was about to

I am not so articulate ;_;

nerve, when you posted that in the group, did you honestly have any expectations about the reaction?

Alright!!! Yes!!! You got banned from Timewasters Anonymous!!! Now you can actually spend your time doing something CONSTRUCTIVE!!!

I had an FB account for a week, and honestly I could never understand what the point of it was... all I could see to do in there was waste time. I deleted the account.

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Originally Posted by Darkmatters

Alright!!! Yes!!! You got banned from Timewasters Anonymous!!! Now you can actually spend your time doing something CONSTRUCTIVE!!!

I had an FB account for a week, and honestly I could never understand what the point of it was... all I could see to do in there was waste time. I deleted the account.

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Keep in contact with friends. Cheaper than texting if you're at a computer.

That there's timewasting frippery on it is just because most of your friends are prepubescents.

I'm guessing someone reported your picture. I've seen worse posts on other Christian groups and those people don't seem to get banned.

I actually signed up as Amethyst Star, and when I went to change the name to my real name, at first they didn't let me. Something about how they didn't think I was who I said I was. (I'll let you know when I become famous, though.)

I think you subconsciously tried to get banned because you know deep down that Facebook is the most ridiculous website in the history of the universe. If you can ever convince me that it would make sense for people at an enormous social function to have trivial conversations that only concern them by yelling across the room, I might start to think in the other direction. I might go a little further in that direction if I ever come to the conclusion that it is legitimate and credible behavior for people who had two conversations in college to agree twenty years later to be "friends" after one of them says, "Hey, you are my friend. Do you agree?" But then you will have to convince me that the WTF psycho freak asses from my past who found me on Facebook when I had an account there were worth having to deal with again. I think my account there will stay deleted for eternity. That is my guess.

Dammit, I just realized something. I should have gone out with a bang like you did.

Oh, by the way, the ultimate experience in cringe cheesiness happens when you delete your Facebook account. The site puts up pictures of random "friends" and says, "(Insert name.) will miss you. (Insert name.) will miss you. (Insert name.) will miss you..." before asking you if you are sure you want to delete your account. I think maybe they are trying to kill people by cheesing them out.

That's odd O.o they talk about how they only want your real name and they won't change it if it isn't valid (which is friggin retarded, I think I'll put whatever name I want thanks). And yet I've changed my last name numerous times to things like ImNotTellingYou and WhyTheHellDoYouWannaKnow

How is this being debated? You trolled facebook, clear as day. You can try and justify by any means you want to. In the end, it's an excuse.

You misused facebook, you got banned.

My thoughts...

Nerve, you are an idiot if you think you aren't going to get raged at by everyone for trolling on a page such as that.

"Oh I worship Satan" blah blah blah. No you don't. Grow up.

That is all.

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Originally Posted by Noogah

How is this being debated? You trolled facebook, clear as day. You can try and justify by any means you want to. In the end, it's an excuse.

You misused facebook, you got banned.

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But he did it with style.

Style, god dammit.

As sindred pointed out, it's not a religious group, it's a group on the bible. And, as Invader pointed out, nerve didn't direct his comment to any person or thing; he just said that he worships satan. Satan is a character from the bible, so it's not even like it's unrelated. So really, there was no trolling.

On second thought, they probably banned you because they thought you were gay since you posted a naked picture of Burt Reynolds. They hate homosexuals far more than they hate Satan worshippers. They probably think Burt Reynolds is gay too because he showed up for the love scene in Deliverance. They don't care that he didn't mean to.

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Originally Posted by nerve

their religion insults me.

besides, it wasn't an insult so much as me simply stating my opposing beliefs. but really, it was a joke, a quote from a comedy show.

stuck up self-righteous a-holes can't take a joke :(

let's see if my new account gets banned for this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...thebible-1.png

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From now on I shall call you Isaac. Interesting tidbit, your name means "may God smile".

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But he did it with style.

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I'm going to go steal a car in a very stylish way. The sun is going to be just right, painting the horizon with a reddish orange tint. I'm going to wear a business suit, and put on some nice black shades. I'm gonna walk right in, shoot the lock off the door in clear view of the guards, and screech away whilst being shot at. They'll chase me down the interstate at ninety MPH, when I'll turn, last minute into an obscure exit. By the time they get in, I'll be hidden from view, and it will all be justified because it was done in a stylish manner.

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Originally Posted by Universal Mind

They hate homosexuals far more than they hate Satan worshippers.

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The hate homosexuality, and they hate Satan.

They don't hate homosexuals, or Satan worshipers.

Huge difference.

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Originally Posted by ReachingForTheDream

So really, there was no trolling.

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It doesn't matter how technical you make it. Nerve went in there, and trolled. I highly doubt his intent was

"I'm going to go have some constructive conversation, by mentioning my status as a Satan worshiper."

After all, we all know he DOESN'T worship Satan. Therefore, his only intent could have been to cause controversy. This, is trolling.

Sorry nerve, it's the truth.

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Originally Posted by Noogah

They don't hate homosexuals, or Satan worshipers.

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So then why would they even bother reporting him...

I actually think it's because of the profile picture.

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Originally Posted by Noogah

The hate homosexuality, and they hate Satan.

They don't hate homosexuals, or Satan worshipers.

Huge difference.

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Why do they hate Satan? Why don't they just hate his behavior?

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Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Why do they hate Satan? Why don't they just hate his behavior?

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This isn't the religious discussion forum, so let's stop discussing it, or this thread will be locked.

However, in reply, it is because Satan is not mortal. Evil is not his behavior, evil is him.

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Originally Posted by ReachingForTheDream

So then why would they even bother reporting him...

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Because he trolled.

I think nerve knew exactly what was going to happen when he posted that. I think he knew that post will piss people off.

Trolling.

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Originally Posted by Noogah

it is because Satan is not mortal. Evil is not his behavior, evil is him.

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Are you saying that Satan does not commit acts of evil, or that he only commits acts of himself? It seems that homosexuality is homosexuals. You definitely can't have homosexuality without homosexuals.

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Originally Posted by Noogah

This isn't the religious discussion forum, so let's stop discussing it, or this thread will be locked.

However, in reply, it is because Satan is not mortal. Evil is not his behavior, evil is him.



Because he trolled.

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He didn't troll anything.... MINI MOD

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Originally Posted by Universal Mind

It seems that homosexuality is homosexuals. You definitely can't have homosexuality without homosexuals.

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Homosexuals HAVE homosexuality. Not the other way around. They were born differently. Homosexuality is an action, not a being.

Satan IS evil. He does not HAVE evil, he IS evil. There is no good in the fiber of Satan's being.

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Originally Posted by hellohihello

He didn't troll anything.... MINI MOD

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He trolled facebook.

Like the invisible man said; he probably realized that his actions would not be met with approval, thus, he was trolling.

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Originally Posted by Noogah

Homosexuals HAVE homosexuality. Not the other way around. They were born differently. Homosexuality is an action, not a being.

Satan IS evil. He does not HAVE evil, he IS evil. There is no good in the fiber of Satan's being.

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There is no heterosexuality in the fiber of a homoxexual's being either, and homosexuality is a state of mind and a nature of action. Evil is both of those things also.

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Originally Posted by Universal Mind

There is no heterosexuality in the fiber of a homoxexual's being either, and homosexuality is a state of mind and a nature of action. Evil is both of those things also.

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Look, the senseless banter isn't the place to debate this, so this is the last time I'm going to respond (here at least. You can PM me if you want.)

I don't care what you think homosexuality is, that is not my point. My point is, you hate evil; not the evildoers.

The person that is homosexual is not evil, he has evil; he performs evil. You don't hate the person, you hate the action.

but I like debating in SB, it makes me giggle

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Originally Posted by Noogah

The person that is homosexual is not evil, he has evil; he performs evil. You don't hate the person, you hate the action.

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Yes, evil in the sense of consensual, non-harmful activity in keeping with their nature. EEEEVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOL

Absolutely UN-natural.

If you don't believe that man is governed by spiritual laws, then he is at least governed by physical laws.

It would seems that certain physical laws are very much NOT in the favor of homosexuality.

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Originally Posted by Noogah

Absolutely UN-natural.

If you don't believe that man is governed by spiritual laws, then he is at least governed by physical laws.

It would seems that certain physical laws are very much NOT in the favor of homosexuality.

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What are you talking about? Inserting cylindrically shaped organs into various orifices of other human beings does not in any way contradict the laws of physics.

Not to mention the area in which god placed the Prostate gland.

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Originally Posted by Noogah

Absolutely UN-natural.

If you don't believe that man is governed by spiritual laws, then he is at least governed by physical laws.

It would seems that certain physical laws are very much NOT in the favor of homosexuality.

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What about the physical laws that make some people strongly desire sex with people of the same gender? Do you deny that they exist? The proof is in the activity.

I find the whole "sin" thing is kindof a turn on.

OH..OH WE'RE SINNING OH OHHH TAKE IT, SINNER

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Originally Posted by Taosaur

Yes, evil in the sense of consensual, non-harmful activity in keeping with their nature. EEEEVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOL

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HA I like what you did there.

Noogah should move to alabama.. it's illegal there

I'm done debating in here.

This thread makes me want to go onto some catholic group on facebook and post OMG IM GAY!!!!!

Hehe, I should totally do something like that at school. I like to terrorize the catholics.

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Originally Posted by Noogah

Absolutely UN-natural.

If you don't believe that man is governed by spiritual laws, then he is at least governed by physical laws.

It would seems that certain physical laws are very much NOT in the favor of homosexuality.

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Homosexuality occurs in nearly every species that mates in pairs, and all of those species, including us, exist in nature: natural. As for your vague reference to "physical laws," I can only guess you suffer from the common fundamentalist mental tic that causes you to picture graphic anal intercourse every time you encounter a homosexual or are reminded in any way that homosexuality exists. Well, not only does rump-pumping not warp space and time, but 100% of homosexuals spend the vast majority of their time not having anal sex. Or did you mean it violates physical laws when two men go the grocery store together, cook dinner, or watch a movie? If one has his arm around the other, is form itself rent in twain?

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l5..._HA_OH_WOW.jpg

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Originally Posted by Noogah

So...you were trolling Facebook?

Then, you didn't get banned for nothing, you got banned for trolling.

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Fucking owned, nerve! :banana: Just sayin...

Thread made my day.

This thread is STILL going?

God!

/thread.

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Originally Posted by Xaqaria

From now on I shall call you Isaac. Interesting tidbit, your name means "may God smile".

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I'm sorry, I just had to clear this up. it has been bugging me.

every translation I've ever seen for Isaac was basically 'laughter' or something like 'he who laughs/he who will laugh.' from wikipedia: "Isaac" is loosely translated as "laughing".

which I like better, because it has nothing to with "god" and because it's fitting - I laugh probably at least 30 times a day.

ne way

one other thing, how do "we all know" I don't worship Satan...?

you deserved it

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I don't think so. I would agree with you if it was a christian fan page, but it's not. it's a bible fan page, and one can be a fan of the bible and a fan of Satan.

just because it is probably moderated by christians, and mostly frequented by them, doesn't mean non-christians shouldn't be allowed to express their views there. there was no trolling.

are you daft?

and I still want to know how "everyone knows" I don't worship Satan. I'm in faithful contact with Satan, and I have a shirt that says as much,

and I'm not afraid to WHIP IT OUT!

You had obvious intentions to cause an uproar when you posted in the fan group ,therefore, as it has already been stated numerous times over, you were indeed trolling.

Plus your whole online persona reminds me of someone who would engage in trolling. You don't really convince otherwise.

The end.

I've posted similar things on the bible page and I wasn't banned so it wasn't for trolling dumb ass.

THE END.

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Originally Posted by Coffeeboonen

You had obvious intentions to cause an uproar when you posted in the fan group ,therefore, as it has already been stated numerous times over, you were indeed trolling.

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plenty of atheists and non-christians have posted similar things on there, and have every right to, and it isn't necessarily trolling to post something bible related on a bible fan page unless omgit'srunbybiasedchristianswhojustdon'tlikewhatyousay!! :panic:

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Plus your whole online persona reminds me of someone who would engage in trolling. You don't really convince otherwise.

The end.

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lol who the fuck are you

YOU DON'T KNOW ME

lol OldManRiver you so dumb

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Originally Posted by nerve

lol OldManRiver you so dumb

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Lets take I.Q. tests and see who is more intelligent.

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Originally Posted by nerve

I don't think so. I would agree with you if it was a christian fan page, but it's not. it's a bible fan page, and one can be a fan of the bible and a fan of Satan.

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I understand where you are coming from;However, you are merely playing semantics .

You knew your comments would would offend those people on the fan page, you knew it was a Christian fan page regardless of the somewhat ambiguous tittle.

You broke the rules and now you are playing dumb/playing semantics with the title of the thread to somehow justify your comment.

Can you honestly say that you thought it was just for fans of the book of the bible as a literary work without a religious aspect/edge to it?

If you have an I.Q. above 50 you would have known that the the Bible is the holy book of the Christian religion and that it was obviously a religiously orientated fan page.

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Originally Posted by OldManRiver

Lets take I.Q. tests and see who is more intelligent.

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oh, big deal. just because your brain can hump a calculator harder and faster than mine, doesn't mean you're smarter.

quick questions (and without looking it up):

what does the word otiose mean? what is the name of the letter Oscar Wilde wrote to Lord Alfred Douglas while in prison? what year was Sylvia Plath posthumously awarded the Pulitzer Prize for her Collected Poems? who is Dionysus?

see, you dumb. :)

well Dionysus is the son of Zeus. Do you know anything other than things in the realm of writing/English?

see you ignorant.

What is Pythagorean theorem? What is the symbol for lead on the periodic table? Who mapped out the Louisiana purchase? What brought the United States out of the great depression?

Ignorant :)

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Originally Posted by SkA_DaRk_Che

If you have an I.Q. above 50 you would have known that the the Bible is the holy book of the Christian religion and that it was obviously a religiously orientated fan page.

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OKAY, I will admit it...but only for you, since you seem to have really turned over a new leaf and have stopped trolling me all the time (and because of that I can see that you seem to be a pleasant and reasonable person). :>

I DID TROLL THE BIBLE PAGE. I knew when I said what I said that it would piss them off (however wrong they are). I was raised in a strict christian home, it was very stressful and tiring, and I've only recently fully embraced atheism (or rather, non-religion in general) so I indulged in a little christian/bible bashing. and it felt good. to be on the other side for once...and it's out of my system. (well, I still do it plenty but with like-minded people.)

okay? I'm not a troll, but I did troll, one time. and it was out of character. I expected to be blocked from the page, or given a warning, or something. did they really have to delete my whole account? oh and I still stand by what I said, about it being a bible page, not a christian page.

anyway, there.

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Originally Posted by OldManRiver

What is Pythagorean theorem? What is the symbol for lead on the periodic table? Who mapped out the Louisiana purchase? What brought the United States out of the great depression?

Dumb :)

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something about triangles, I don't know, I don't know, and just a guess...Andrew Jackson?

LOL okay, we both dumb. in different subjects.

It's a relationship between the sides of a right triangle, the sign is Pb, Lewis and Clark, and WW2.

Well we aren't dumb because we have the ability to learn, so I would say ignorant.

Edit: Andrew Jackson was dead during the great depression lol

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Originally Posted by nerve

okay? I'm not a troll, but I did troll, one time. and it was out of character. I expected to be blocked from the page, or given a warning, or something. did they really have to delete my whole account?

anyway, there.

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Yeah I agree that the reaction from the FB staff was over the top and just a dick move in general man. There's no denying that.

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Originally Posted by nerve

oh and I still stand by what I said, about it being a bible page, not a Christian page.

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I think you are intelligent enough to know that the two are synonymous with each other and thus invariably linked. Playing semantics with terms will not change this. You knew that the page was a Christian page by your own admission (when you admitted to trolling that page). Playing semantics does not change this. Hell I have tried playing semantics by posting an ode to Hinduism in a Christian thread here on DV and I still got a warning for that even though I argued much the same way you are doing now (with semantics when I knew that it was a Christian thread but I argued that he did not explicitly say that the thread was Christian....I still got my post removed though)

However, I know by now that you are very stubborn so I will not expect you to admit to this. ;)

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However, I know by now that you are very stubborn so I will not expect you to admit to this. ;)

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well, what about that atheist guy in the movie Day After Tomorrow that wouldn't allow
his group in the huge library to burn the bible for warmth? he was sure clinging to that bible,
and no one would say he was a christian :p