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I decided to try the bonus task, 'Mother's Day: Give birth in a lucid dream.'
I sat down on the floor and imagined that it was going to be quick and painless. I lent backwards and looked down. I think I was wearing a skirt, so I didn't see anything too graphic. I watched as the baby's head emerged, and then the body, and then it 'popped out' and slid across the room. I saw that it was a plastic toy baby, but it was covered in vernix from the birth. I considered going to pick it up to see if it would come to life, but I wanted to get on with the other tasks, so I left it there.
The next task I remembered was the basic task ii, 'Star Wars Day: Use The Force in any of its well-known uses, i.e. telekinesis, mind control.'
I looked around and saw some orange traffic cones in the middle of the street. I put my hands out in front of me and used TK to make one of the cones fly up in the air. I made it hover there while I lifted a second cone into the air. I made both cones fly up a little higher, and then slowly lowered them down to their original positions on the ground.
I remembered my failed attempt at the advanced task ii, 'Limerick Day: Create a limerick - You could find it written down, hear it on the radio, or ask a DC.'
I decided to try again - this time, I'd just try to make one up myself while I was lucid. There were a few DCs around, so I tried to make a limerick about one of them. I got halfway through a couple of different limericks, but I couldn't think of enough lines to complete one. I was going through the alphabet, trying to find rhyming words, but coming up empty.
I found myself in a classroom. There was a student standing up the front, about to read out a poem.
I thought, "Great! I'll have to pay attention so I can remember this."
He started reading out a haiku instead of a limerick, and everyone was shouting out, "A haiku was last month's task! It's supposed to be a limerick!" and throwing wads of paper at him.
