Me and my wife are getting things ready for a "baby". We are using alchemy of some sort (I know, it is taboo to do alchemy on humans, but :P) to make a baby. We get all the ingredients ("Water, 35 liters. Carbon, 20 kilograms. Ammonia, 4 liters. Lime, 1.5 kilograms. Phosphorous, 800 grams. Salt, 250 grams. Saltpeter, 100 grams. Sulfur, 80 grams. Fluorine, 7.5, iron, 5, silicon, 3 grams, and trace amounts of 15 other elements." ) and we put a carpet with a transmutation circle over it. We put our hands down and there was a flash of light. The carpe rose up and the figure through it away. It didn't look like there were any flaws at first, but then I started noticing that the skull was misshapen. We will have to take this one to the authorities to have them send it back to the ground so we could retry with the same spirit. I looked at the body and wished I didn't. He was about 7 feet tall and ripped, there was nothing going on in his head since his brain wasn't working right, but he had a huge penis that would have 100% resembled what mine normally looks like, except that it wasn't circumcised (sorry about the huge amount of information :P Don't dwell on it)