25 reasons why a computer makes an ideal partner
- A computer is always ready when you are.
- A computer obeys your every command.
- A computer never gets a headache.
- A computer will respect you in the morning.
- A computer doesn't cause problems, it solves them.
- A computer accepts you the way you are.
- A computer listens to reason.
- A computer doesn't snore.
- A computer won't take you for granted.
- A computer never compares you to its past lovers.
- A computer doesn't take forever in the bathroom.
- A computer doesn't have a father who owns a shotgun.
- A computer won't take up all your closet space.
- A computer is a lot smarter than anyone else you've dated.
- A computer won't leave hard-to-remove stains on your sheets.
- A computer won't embarrass you in front of your parents or friends.
- A computer doesn't make you feel guilty about anything.
- A computer won't grab all the blankets in the middle of the night.
- A computer will never ask you to spend your holidays with its family.
- A computer won't use up all the hot wather in the shower.
- A computer won't get upset if you just roll over and go to sleep.
- A computer won't leave you if it finds out you've been unfaithful.
- A computer won't make you sign a pre-nuptial agreement.
- A computer can't testify against you in court.
- A computer can't give you herpes.
Shamelessly stolen from dinside.no.
