Thread: 25 reasons why a computer makes an ideal partner

1. A computer is always ready when you are.
2. A computer obeys your every command.
3. A computer never gets a headache.
4. A computer will respect you in the morning.
5. A computer doesn't cause problems, it solves them.
6. A computer accepts you the way you are.
7. A computer listens to reason.
8. A computer doesn't snore.
9. A computer won't take you for granted.
10. A computer never compares you to its past lovers.
11. A computer doesn't take forever in the bathroom.
12. A computer doesn't have a father who owns a shotgun.
13. A computer won't take up all your closet space.
14. A computer is a lot smarter than anyone else you've dated.
15. A computer won't leave hard-to-remove stains on your sheets.
16. A computer won't embarrass you in front of your parents or friends.
17. A computer doesn't make you feel guilty about anything.
18. A computer won't grab all the blankets in the middle of the night.
19. A computer will never ask you to spend your holidays with its family.
20. A computer won't use up all the hot wather in the shower.
21. A computer won't get upset if you just roll over and go to sleep.
22. A computer won't leave you if it finds out you've been unfaithful.
23. A computer won't make you sign a pre-nuptial agreement.
24. A computer can't testify against you in court.
25. A computer can't give you herpes.

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