Simple Method For Total Control

In this fairly spectacular, quick n' dirty guide, I'm going to tell you how to do all the things. Not just some of the things, not even most of the things. Nope, we're talking about all the things.

Right now, you might be speaking quite eloquently, "But, dude whose name I can't pronounce!" you implore, "Surely, you don't mean that literally. There's no way a single forum post can show me how to do everything imaginable."

Well, good sir and/or madam, that's where I can surprise you. And before you start talking at those pretty lights in front of you again, no, it has nothing to with belief or any of that mumbo jumbo. Though, this was originally conceived as a piece of satire, I decided not to waste your time with that ol' rhetoric and, instead, am offering you an invaluable piece of wisdom and well-tested knowledge.

Indeed, prepare yourselves for a straight-forward and simple method that will allow anyone to easily achieve total dream control. The method is so effective and effortless that, hilariously, reading this introduction takes more work.

Once implemented, you'll have complete and total control over your dreamscape; your will shall manifest at a thought, and an unlimited world of possibilities shall subject itself to your desires.