And wrote a poem!
Here it is:

I'm being paperclipped to death
Smothered under files,
The sticky notes have formed a plan
And will sticky me to my office chair.

I'm white-out warpainted
I'm fighting back with my
Rubber band pushpin gun.
Thwap, twing! I-

"Ms.Lindsley, what are you doing?"

"Nothing, ma'am. Just, y'know,
Fighting boredom."