Ask Me About Becoming A Genius

[wendylove]

Although I am not a genius, however my friend who is a math and science prodigy told me the secret to becoming a genius. Six Golden Rules. 1. Get rid off stress if you have a problem like family issue or school trouble then don't worry about it. See stress decreases length of dendrites, which is bad. 2. Constant new stimulas if you have a problem then don't focus really hard on one thing. Try and look for new ways to look at a problem see Da Vichi didn't go with his first impression he saw his first impression as bad. 3. Reason everything. 4. Visulization. My friend said he learned several languages including mathematics by cutting out the letters or numbers and rearranging them to learn them. Language is all about sound, however if you learn by sound then your not using your most powerful part of your brain. 5. Mnemonics story method http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/m...ber/memory.html 6. Emotions my friend said was the most improtant thing. You need to look at everything in a emotionally energitic light. A good example is when my friend said he was getting bored in class then he noticed that if you look at everything as silly and energtic then you will understand it. See he said the only thing that seperate the normal person from the abnormal person is emotion he also calls mathematics the best sexs ever. If you have any question then ask and I will get back to you with the anwser. If you don't fully understand the above then try and look at it from another angle. Well I can say my friend did have a postive effect on me as I was in all the bottom classes now I am in the top also I did win the progress award in my school. Well most people don't care about knowledge or understanding, which is sad. Do you know their is a simple pattarn to everything For extra tips read this http://www.newscientist.com/channel/being-.../mg18625011.900 although the mozart effect is a con.

[Artelis]

This isn't arrogant or narcissistic.

[wendylove]

This isn't arogant or narcissistic.[/b] Michangelo was arogant and Thomas Paine also Beethoven was. I like to think everyone is a little narcissitic.

[TweaK]

Do you think people that can't type for shit can still be geniusses? Because I don't. Honestly.

[Demerzel]

Do you think people that can't type for shit can still be geniusses? Because I don't. Honestly.[/b] steven hawking you fucktard and for the double knockout round: she said it was her friend.

[Artelis]

Michangelo was arogant and Thomas Paine also Beethoven was. I like to think everyone is a little narcissitic.[/b] They all had reason. Your friend doesn't. You have to earn your narcissism before it is acceptable.

[TweaK]

Her friend says math is better than sex. Enough said.

[Dallian]

How can you learn to spell correctly and use proper grammar and punctuation?

[Artelis]

Her friend says math is better than sex. Enough said.[/b] Don't be hattin'

[TweaK]

How can you learn to spell correctly and use proper grammar and punctuation?[/b] You have to be a genius! And to do that, you must consult wendylove. Durr! It's the cycle of life. Don't be hattin'[/b] Hat? Did anyone say hat? Because I have loads lying around. Some of them even have bunnies in them.* * Which haven't been fed for years, so they're probably dead. Probably.

[wendylove]

Do you think people that can't type for shit can still be geniusses? Because I don't. Honestly.[/b] Cough http://www.dyslexiaonline.com/famous/famous.htm cough They all had reason. Your friend doesn't. You have to earn your narcissism before it is acceptable.[/b] Thomas Paine had no reason to be narcissitic haven't you seen mark steel lectures it was on BBC2. Her friend says math is better than sex. Enough said.[/b] I could find a lot of mathematicians that would proberly say maths is better then sex.

[Artelis]

yes, I meant hat. I never misspell. Also - cocks, loads of 'em.

[Artelis]

Thomas Paine had no reason to be narcissitic haven't you seen mark steel lectures it was on BBC2.[/b] Did he at least put stops in between statements? Double post!

[Goldney]

One word: Hyjacked

[TweaK]

Cough http://www.dyslexiaonline.com/famous/famous.htm cough[/b] Famous people with dyslexia aren't always geniuses, genius. yes, I meant hat. I never misspell. Also - cocks, loads of 'em.[/b] Cocks and challengers: They always appear.

[Artelis]

One word: Hyjacked[/b] That's three words.

[Demerzel]

That's three words.[/b] ur moms ass is 3 words

[MSG]

Did you get that from a MySpace bulletin?

[TweaK]

That's three words.[/b] You, sir, suck. ur moms ass is 3 words[/b] BUT COUNTS FOR 10, HA-HA-H-- No.

[Goldney]

Isn't the plural of genius genii?

[Artelis]

Did you get that from a MySpace bulletin?[/b] Your top 8 1. You will fall in love with number 3 2. You secretly had gay sex with number 2 3. Number 5 is your god-mother.

[wendylove]

Did he at least put stops in between statements?[/b] No, haven't you read one of his books. ur moms ass is 3 words[/b] five words by my count.

[Demerzel]

five words by my count.[/b] if you were trying to mimic artelis' joke its actually six words...

[Artelis]

Isn't the plural of genius genii?[/b] no, it's "more than one genius."

[TweaK]

Isn't the plural of genius genii?[/b] No. You're obviously not a genius. But if you want to become one, please call 1-800-Wendylove!