Tell me how to make my mum sober (PLEASE)

[Jdeadevil]

Her and her mate are acting like idiots in the other room! Can someone tell me how to make them sober?

[Carôusoul]

Her and her mate are acting like idiots in the other room! Can someone tell me how to make them sober? You can either wait it out; go out; or club both her and her friend over the head so many times that you stop counting just so they shut up. But even when they're crushed in they still dont shut up.. so you need to go out and shut everyone else up.. they just won't stop screaming.

[Jdeadevil]

No, they are quiet, it's just they're hyper as hell. Oh and happy 1,000 posts day.

[Siиdяed]

Aw. Are we talking about a serious drink problem, or a social inconvenience (ie, they annoy/embarrass you, which is fair enough, I know the feeling)? If it's serious, please God go find professional help. I don't want you growin' up wrong, Jdea. ...see? I'm not just in it for the lulz. But mostly. Viva la.

[Jdeadevil]

Aw. Are we talking about a serious drink problem, or a social inconvenience (ie, they annoy/embarrass you, which is fair enough, I know the feeling)? If it's serious, please God go find professional help. I don't want you growin' up wrong, Jdea. ...see? I'm not just in it for the lulz. But mostly. Viva la. It's not serious, it's a just of an "I don't care" problem than a alcoholic type problem. But she's still drunk, the bitch! "I'm pissed out my mind at the moment, got all these vouchers at work for free drink at the office" Fuckin' bitch.

[Siиdяed]

Aww. Let her have her fun. She's human, she has needs. Know'whadda'mean?

[Jdeadevil]

Ahh, well, she's just watching the telly now, her mates got a cab home. She might just go sobez now.

[Mes Tarrant]

JDea, that's very wrong of you to call your mom a bitch, if even jokingly. Anyhoo, I know parents are human, but I think them being drunk in front of their kids is absolutely terrible. I've experienced my fair share of this.

[Jdeadevil]

Don't worry, she's ok with it.

[Xox]

But that still doesn't make it ok.. But, well, you arent bothered by it so <.<

[Jdeadevil]

Well if she's not arsed about being pissed out of her mind infront of me. I don't think she'd mind being called a bitch. Even though half of it is true, her drunken self is normally very hyper and energetic, and she's a female.

[Spartiate]

You're obviously bothered by this, let her know how you feel, tomorrow...

[Jdeadevil]

Well, it's ok now. She's upstairs asleep after having the "Don't care" attitude while still in 50% asleep mode.

[lizmunchausen]

Don't worry, she's ok with it. haha. joker. well...maybe you could have a few drinks yourself, and then you wont mind her being pissed so much. might work.

[ninja9578]

Intervention then AA.

[Jdeadevil]

haha. joker. well...maybe you could have a few drinks yourself, and then you wont mind her being pissed so much. might work. Nothing's a joke here. She's a bastard when she's pissed. Anyway, I've never been drunk and I never will be.

[Siиdяed]

haha. joker. well...maybe you could have a few drinks yourself, and then you wont mind her being pissed so much. might work. How wonderfully irresponsible. I think we should take this response to all of our problems from now on. Get drunk, it'll work out!

[Jdeadevil]

I have a problem with the taste of alcohol. I just naturally don't like alcoholic drinks.

[Siиdяed]

All alcoholic drinks? There's a wide range of taste out there.

[Jdeadevil]

I guess that's right. But still, I'm in england, they all drink the same thing. Soon they will only sell the same thing. And then we'll all turn into chavs. Oh how life is horrible sometimes.

[Siиdяed]

...I'm in England. As a matter of fact, I live in your county. They do not drink all the same thing. We certainly won't all turn into chavs. Life isn't all that horrible.

[Jdeadevil]

Go to Blackpool, then you'll change your mind.

[Siиdяed]

Heh. Maybes. I haven't seen the tower in ages.

[Jdeadevil]

It's full of chavs though, I mean yeah, go to have a look at the tower. But don't stay in a hotel or anything, half the population in Blackpool are dirty rotton unhealthy teenagers who wear the same clothes and look the same.