The ultimate Reality Check clock

[Jammy]

I just bought a digital armwatch, for RC. The clock looks nice. It has some pointless but nifty fuctions, and it was considerably cheap. But its not ultimate! So it got me thinking about how the ultimate RC clock would look like, what fuctions it would have and so on. It would look futuristic, with slick design. Have a big display, like the most of the clock was the display. It would have regular time and date in huge letters, alarm and stopclock. It would have a random function where it beeped/vibrated/flashed(with interval settings), and the display would then show a word you could read. For some reason also a heartbeat sensor. And it would offcourse have a direct internet connection to the Dream views forum . But most important of all, it would be cheap. Anything else?.... maybe we could produce a clock like this

[latency]

Yea, it also needs functionality that allows it to detect REM sleep and appear as an apparation in your dream to say; "You're dreaming fool!"

[Jammy]

Yeah good idea.... you can buy that as an "Rem addon" pack, including: Helmet with wires(plug and play), connected to a slot in the clock, and two 300 watt speakers with digitaly focus points.. and subwoofer, to get that groomy God feeling.

[Merck]

That would be a bitch to wear on my wrist.

[Awhislyle]

I say it has a secret needle inside it adn when you put it on it stabs you and injects you with cyanide and you die, then while your brain is awake for 10 minutes you get to dream for a few hours, andmaybe have enough FAs that you realize you are sleeping

[plobable]

you could jsut have it zap you or make a very bright awkward light something that it would do after so many hours of it reading a dropped heartrate or something for when your sleeping to help induce lucidity or maybe it could jsut say the date sorta loud or something at the right timew in oyur sleep ... wouldnt be so hard to make but youd need like 100$ and some fucking time to put it all otgether small as hell to fit in a watch.. having it read your heart beat n shit maybe like a remote tracer that you simply stick behind your ear or something that detects sends records and charts your brainwave frequencies 24/7 and doese this or that... yea just take time money and a devoted crazy sun of a bitch.

[Awhislyle]

and it also records your dreams and stores them on dual layer DVDs in high definition

[enfilade]

does it have mp3 playing functions??? j/k

[calmseas]

I have a lot of false awakenings and have found that the best way to do a reality check when waking (or falsely awakening) is to look over at the alarm clock, remember the time, then look away and look back again. If you do this two or three times and the time is the same, it is pretty safe to assume that you have truly awakened.