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Great topic. :)

I particularly like the idea of meta-thinking. How come I didn't think of that?

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Originally Posted by megabenman

Well, here's why. It's because I'm simply better than you. You are a worthless piece of crap. You're worth nothing, everyone hates you, in fact you have no future. You will never be worth anything, in fact there is no reason you should be alive.

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:D :D :D

I'll give meta-thought a try... should take me a week to get used to doing it and then another week for the habit to start showing up in my dreams. I'll post if it helps.

Regarding reality checks I would like to add that even though they're a pain and I don't do many either they ARE a good way of increasing the number of DILDs. I get 1-2 DILDs per week when getting enough sleep and trying to have them. However, I also record 1-2 occasions in such a week at which I could have gone lucid, yet dismissed suspicious feelings without doing a reality check.

Here's some motivation for you:

40TH LUCID DREAM LAST NIGHT!!!!!

Except my dad woke me up as soon as I got lucid... hmm.....

But it doesn't matter because I had a really scary non lucid dream as well....

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Originally Posted by megabenman

You useless piece of shit why would I waste my time helping you. Everyone knows you're too dry to lucid dream you stupid girl. GIRLS SUCK. :evil:
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Now that's motivating! Ha, I'll prove it to you that we girls are just as good as you! :putemuppunk:

Wow, this is cool. I'll keep this guide in mind. Congrats on your 40th LD too, megabenman! :content:

Every time I see this topic around, I think it says "Get more dildo's, yay!".
I'm a sick, sick person.

Ontopic though, congratulations on your 40th LD, and nice guide! Unfortunately, DILDs don't really work for me. :(

Omg, I can't believe how motivated I am right now! I seem to be buzzing with positive energy! POSITIVE ENERGEEE! :bigteeth:

I just typed out this text file to help me really boost my motivation!:
<blockquote>Woah... what if I had a lucid dream...
Imagine the things I could do:

Drive a car real fast,
Kill people, maybe entire worlds,
Strut my stuff as a girl on the catwalk,
Fight for world peace,
Take part in an apocalyptic war,
Explore the whole of outer space...

Become my own master&#33;
Converse with aliens&#33;
Commit suicide&#33;
Become an evil dictator&#33;
Invent my own teleporter&#33;
Sprout wings and fly&#33;
Take to the skies in my new jetpack&#33;
Travel faster than the speed of light&#33;
Travel through time&#33;
Modify my body in the most alien of ways&#33;
Try drugs and not get any bad sides&#33;
Breathe fire in the faces of my enemies&#33;
Create an orchestra and conduct a revolutionary tune&#33;
Walk over a bed of cacti&#33;
Wear armour, wield a sword and thrust it into whatever is in my way&#33;

All the things you thought were impossible...
Are real&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

I AM TEH BEST
NEKO FOR TEH WIN&#33;
I AM TEH MOST MOTICVAETED MAN IN THE ENTIEWOURLD&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;111&#33;&#33;1 Wo0000001o0o0o0&#33;
NOTHINGS GONNA STOP MEH, NOT EVEN TEH GREATEST OF PIAS OR CAIK5&#33;

HAHAHAHA&#33; i AM TEH wIN1&#33;1 I AM GOING TO BEAT BEN AT HIS OWN GAEM&#33;&#33;&#33;11=1-=51

i AM TEH BESEEEESTT&#33;&#33;11111W000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000&#33;</blockquote>

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Originally Posted by megabenman

GIRLS SUCK. :evil:
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And hopefully swallow. But hey, we can&#39;t have everything we want, right?
Besides, she&#39;s from the Netherlands. Leave her alone, you anti Netherlands demon&#33; *throws cross necklaces at you*

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Originally Posted by megabenman

I AM TEH BEST
NEKO FOR TEH WIN&#33;
I AM TEH MOST MOTICVAETED MAN IN THE ENTIEWOURLD&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;111&#33;&#33;1 Wo0000001o0o0o0&#33;
NOTHINGS GONNA STOP MEH, NOT EVEN TEH GREATEST OF PIAS OR CAIK5&#33;

HAHAHAHA&#33; i AM TEH wIN1&#33;1 I AM GOING TO BEAT BEN AT HIS OWN GAEM&#33;&#33;&#33;11=1-=51

i AM TEH BESEEEESTT&#33;&#33;11111W000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000&#33;[/size][/indent]
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I took your motivation and text seriously, until I got to this part. Nice going, asshat.

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Originally Posted by TweaK

I took your motivation and text seriously, until I got to this part. Nice going, asshat.
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Thanks. :eek:

Don&#39;t worry, you&#39;ll get your first lucid dream soon. Tonight maybe? :)

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Originally Posted by TweaK

Don&#39;t worry, you&#39;ll get your first lucid dream soon. Tonight maybe? :)
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Here&#39;s hopin&#39;. :D

Don&#39;t hope -- know.

It&#39;s like the Matrix. If you know, rather than just hope, you&#39;ll succeed fo sho.

Yeah TweaK&#39;s right, •Neko•.

And your avatar scares me :shock:

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Originally Posted by megabenman

Yeah TweaK&#39;s right, •Neko•.

And your avatar scares me :shock:
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My avatar? Lol, it&#39;s not scary. Unless you have a phobia of cute things. :wink:

Erm
http://www.dreamviews.com/images/ico...ender_Male.gif
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http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/9108/avvy008ak1.png

So you understand why I&#39;m scared?

Oh yeah and I don&#39;t like cute things either....

It&#39;s kind of scary for a guy to have an avatar that has a little pony/unicorn baby/thing/horse-y/thingy with huge anime eyes, a pink heart and a non-capitalised N.

Dudes, dudes... The word you&#39;re both looking for is effeminate. Nothing wrong with that. :bigteeth:

In my non giant anime eyes it&#39;s frightening....

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Originally Posted by megabenman

In my non giant anime eyes it&#39;s frightening....
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Okay, fair enough. It&#39;s your opinion. :)

I&#39;m gonna get my matching sig up soon :bigteeth:

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Originally Posted by TweaK

And hopefully swallow. But hey, we can&#39;t have everything we want, right?
Besides, she&#39;s from the Netherlands. Leave her alone, you anti Netherlands demon&#33; *throws cross necklaces at you*
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*Throws all possible dirty stuff&#33;* Dutch people rule&#33;

ow just a quote about a thirteen year old american boy talking to a Dutch friend of mine (this summer btw):

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Boy talking: "So ehm, do you like ehh... have electricity over there?"
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and one even worse: a 23 year old woman (also, yet again, american) asking:

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woman: "Do you actually have ice cream in Europe?"
my friend again: :shock: *these poor sad people...*[/b]

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but ehm, ok, just wanted to share that&#33;

Congrats on your 40th LD&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Must be so incredibly cool&#33;
Our class got hypnotized today by our psychology teacher btw, that was so cool&#33; apparently I&#39;m very susceptible... Don&#39;t know if that&#39;s a good thing or a bad thing but hey&#33; it was definitely relaxing :)

I&#39;m up for yet another try of LD tonight&#33; lets see if it wants to work this night.... It must someday come right? woooooohooooooo :yumdumdoodledum: owww way to energetic to go to sleep right now&#33;
but goodnight&#33;

all i have to say about this is: great job&#33; i had a LD the night i read this, so i imagine its not merely coincidence&#33;

Woo, I must say that I almost had an LD trying out this method&#33; Tonight for sure&#33; :D

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Originally Posted by megabenman

...No why would he care?
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well, it might be good to make it a main tutorial, so that other newbies can get the benefit of it.

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Originally Posted by irishcream

well, it might be good to make it a main tutorial, so that other newbies can get the benefit of it.
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I agree with that. I mean if it&#39;s actually working it&#39;s kind of like a new method. It hasn&#39;t worked for me yet, although I am dreaming WAY more vividly and weirder and I remember more dreams. So in that sense it also works for me. In other words; give it a week or two and if there are a lot of positive reactions you can make this into a tutorial for everyone else.

I&#39;d rather keep it here. For 2 reasons:

1) I&#39;m pretty sure you can&#39;t post replies in the tutorials forum, right? I&#39;d like to have any discussions in the thread, not in a "tutorial discussion" thread.


2) The problem also with the tutorial section is that less active forum users and more newbies refered by the site&#39;s tutorial link are going to see it. If you&#39;re an active user obviously you&#39;re not going to leave the forums if you see that bold text I wrote, but what about a newbie who just came. They might think "Wow what a forum of assholes" and then leave.

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Okay, fair enough. It&#39;s your opinion. :)

* Ok maybe that is bad. :P