Get More Dilds! Yay

**ilovefrootloopz** · 09-20-2006 12:56 AM

Take a good look at my signature. Then take a good look at my join date. Something seems wrong right? "No non lucid natural could have that many DILDs since staring to lucid dream, right?"

Well, here's why. It's because I'm simply better than you. You are a worthless piece of crap. You're worth nothing, everyone hates you, in fact you have no future. You will never be worth anything, in fact there is no reason you should be alive.

Well, I hope that got up your motivation, because that's all you really need for DILD's. Now here's a few steps to getting LOTS OF DILDS OMG.

1. Motivation.
a)First of all, your motivation should of been pretty strong to have a lucid dream after I called you useless and hated in the bolded text. You want to get back at me for the agonizing pain I just spit at you. You want to surpass my amount of lucid dreams and fast.
b)Second, imagine what a good lucid dream is like. This is easy if you've had one already, but if you haven't, just follow it along these guidelines. Read the rest of this point B, so you can remember it. Close your eyes, and imagine a vast green plain. Pretty boring right. Now imagine a roller coaster in the middle. No lines, no fee. Ride all you want. Looking pretty good. Now imagine an all out war where you can fight with adrenaline, dodging, and air in your face, without actually risking dying. Except, if you die, you wake up from your lucid

Now, imagine a teleporter. It will take you anywhere you want, you can do whatever you ever wanted do to. No reprucussions, no fees, no problems! If this does doesn't motivate you, I don't know what will!

2. Willpower.
You don't get money for nothing, why should lucid dreaming be the different. The motivation given above should be great for your willpower. Willpower isn't everything, but if you want to have a lucid dream insanely bad, you probably will have one. Write in your dream journal, get a decent amount of sleep, lay off drugs like pot and marajuna (this doesn't apply to me and call me anti-drug but I hope this doesn't apply to you), and imagine the ideal lucid dream.

3. Thinking
a)Now, you're going to need to be thinking about lucid dreaming a lot during the day. This is easy for me since it's one of my two obsessions (the other being South Park). I mean, don't let it interfere with school or work or anything, but if during the evening, morning, or free time you find yourself thinking about dreaming, lucid dreaming, or even thinking, let the thoughts come. Another way to think a lot about lucid dreaming is to go on dreamviews a lot. Don't overdue it like I do.... but try and come on if you feel like it. If you're still reading this post then I'm guessing you're doing a pretty good job! Also, try going onto dreamviews and reading some dream related posts before bed. About reality checks, don't worry too much about reaching the reccomended minimum of 22 RC's a day. I do like 2 a day lol. Finally, before going to bed (or while falling asleep, my mind needs to wander so it's impossible for me to do it anyways, but if you can, go ahead) imagine what a good lucid dream will be like, go over a little lucid dreaming information in your head, and create a short list of what you would like to do in your lucid dream.
b)During the day, you're not really in control of your thoughts. Your mind wanders depending on your events. Usually, when I think of something such as thinking, I will link it to lucid dreaming and thinking about realizing I'm thinking. Complicated lol. So, during the day, if you realize "hey I'm thinking," tell yourself "Cool, I'm thinking, I can think of anything I want know. I'm not a slave of my mind anymore" and try to maintain it for as long as possible, unless you have like a math test. My theory is that if you realize you're thinking then in your dreams you have a higher chance of stopping being unaware in your dreams and not recongnizing dreamsigns or irregular things.

4. Wake yourself up after 5 hours of sleep.
I do this every night. It's not a WBTB, because I don't stay up or read about lucid dreaming, I would normally just go back to sleep, after thinking. You should wake yourself up with phonelai's lucid remix mp3 file. That way, either you wake up slowly, or hopefully it will come through to your dreams and you'll become lucid (hasn't happened to me though, I'm too light of a sleeper to sleep through it loud enough to come into my dreams). When you get up, try and recall any dreams you've had. My recall isn't that good, but usually I'll remember maybe 1 or 2 vauge details at this point. Don't be upset that you probably won't have a lucid at this point. I've only had like 4 lucids before reaching 5 hours of sleep, because you are much deeper into sleep. No, think to yourself, that when you fall asleep, you are going to be entering into the time where it is time to LUCID DREAM YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAY. Remind yourself the short list that you have made, try and control your thoughts for maybe a minute, then try and fall back asleep (any way you want). You should be really tired, it should be easy as pie.

5. DON'T GET DISCOURAGED.
If you don't have a lucid dream the first night after reading this, don't be sad. I mean, you probably don't have lucid dreams every night (only naturals and super wilders/vilders/filders/milders get those) and just because you read some stupid post by some crackpot over the internet (WHO HAS A HIGHER LUCID COUNT THEN YOU, MOTIVATION BABY) doesn't mean you'll have one right away. My first night of trying lucid dreaming, I didn't even remember a singly dream. I wasn't too discouraged, because I had a pretty crappy dream recall before starting anyways (4 a month). The next night I recalled a lucid dream (which I didn't wake up from immedietly like most other users) and a non lucid dream! (NANANANANANAANANAN MOTIVATION WOHOO).

IF YOU'RE LUCIDLESS AFTER 3 WEEKS.
a)Wake up after 3 hours of sleep, and try a technique you know you can't do like VILD or FILD. You'll be so tired, you'll start the tecnniques, have your mind wander, and fall asleep instantly. Chances are, you'll have lucid dreaming on your mind when you fall asleep, greatly helping your chances of having a DILD (in my experience).
b)Try the non-induction technique!

Ok, that's it! Flames, Comments, <strike>Rants by Leo</strike>

, Spam, Suggestions, Appreciation messages are warmly welcomed <strike>(except Rants by Leo)</strike>

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**FreeOne** · 09-20-2006 01:08 AM

holy crap man. thats alot of dilds, ive only had 5. oh well i started only like a month ago lol

**ilovefrootloopz** · 09-20-2006 01:12 AM

Even though I probably don't need it, reserved, just in case. If in the end I don't need it, I'll just use this space as extra bashing motivation or random pointless pictures!

Edit: Sweet some guy posted in the middle so now it's like a sandwhich mmm.

**towarmforacoat** · 09-20-2006 01:18 AM

This is a pretty sweet tut. Although you didn't really motivate me with your cruel comments. But its hard to motivate aomeone without actually speaking to them.
TY

BTW: Now your sandwich is gonna be a double decker

**ilovefrootloopz** · 09-20-2006 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by freefire

holy crap man. thats alot of dilds, ive only had 5. oh well i started only like a month ago lol
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That's the same amount as I had after a month, good job.

Although you didn't really motivate me with your cruel comments.[/b]

You fat sack of crap. I have more lucids than you. I've got to experience MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL LOSER. Oh yeah all the cool things I've done that YOU DON'T get to do!
Aww whats the matter is that jealousy. Mmm yessss jealousy tasted good mmmm.

And I bet that one WILD you had, wasn't even real! You just fell asleep, woke up, and thought "Hehe I'll just lie and say I had a WILD. NO ONE WILL KNOW!" And you did, and it took someone with more lucids than your fat ass to figure it out!

**towarmforacoat** · 09-20-2006 01:59 AM

Originally Posted by megabenman

That's the same amount as I had after a month, good job.

You fat sack of crap. I have more lucids than you. I've got to experience MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL LOSER. Oh yeah all the cool things I've done that YOU DON'T get to do!
Aww whats the matter is that jealousy. Mmm yessss jealousy tasted good mmmm.

And I bet that one WILD you had, wasn't even real! You just fell asleep, woke up, and thought "Hehe I'll just lie and say I had a WILD. NO ONE WILL KNOW!" And you did, and it took someone with more lucids than your fat ass to figure it out! [/b]

LOL, man. That's all I can say.

**FreeOne** · 09-20-2006 05:30 AM

i like sandwiches

**Gemini Man** · 09-20-2006 06:35 AM

Yeah, I'll try this. I try practically everything. The funny thing is that you put 3 weeks as a sort of problem time, where it took me three months of working my mind's ass off to get my first dild. But anyway, this sounds good because I know you have a similar problem as I do with the mind wandering and all that, so if you can do it like this I can try as well. Thanks for the tip.

**ilovefrootloopz** · 09-20-2006 01:09 PM

Here's some motivation for you all. Last night I had the most amazing lucid dream ever. It was 100% just as real as real life. The grass, the feeling of cold, the wind. The universe as my playground.

And you want it bad, don't you?

**FreeOne** · 09-20-2006 05:23 PM

then why havent u updated your sig?

**Jess** · 09-20-2006 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by freefire

then why havent u updated your sig?
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Hahaa hes got you there!

**Hominus Feralis** · 09-20-2006 06:23 PM

i would just like to set the record straight that leo volent is a pedophile.

As for this plan for DILDs, not bad. It seems like it could work. I need to take a bread from WILDING for a while anyway. Too much effort involved and its really not that easy.

**WaveShaper** · 09-20-2006 07:59 PM

cool topic dude.

I'd been a bit lucidless for a while now (due to cannabis smoking, stress and lack of motivation). My friend coincidently started reading into awareness and recently, lucid dreaming. I';ve had a few chats about helping him to lucid dream. We had a long chat one day and I remembered all lthe great times I had had in lucid dreams. I started getting jealous that my friend was now starting lucid dreaming and awareness, with a lot more preperation and research than I have ever had.
I came home and attempted WBTB with "WILD". BAM! A lucid dream. I woke up, sweating and my beat racing. Back to sleep. BAM! Another lucid dream. Woke up, smiling.
Since then (its been about a week) I've had VERY vivid dreams, but none have been lucid.
Reading your post has got me jealous and revived those memories of my lucid dreams. Now I am graving a LD. This applies to your section about "Thinking". When I am syked about LDing, all i can think about is LDing and how fun it is and, usually I have a LD the next night.
SO, tonight I will WBTB and have a great LD.

**Jess** · 09-20-2006 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by Hominus

i would just like to set the record straight that leo volent is a pedophile.

As for this plan for DILDOs, not bad. It seems like it could work. I need to take a bread from WILDING for a while anyway. Too much effort involved and its really not that easy.
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Whats that about dildos??

**Super Duck** · 09-20-2006 09:34 PM

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Oh...sorry. I got carried away.
I can only do DILDs because my mind has to wander when I fall asleep. This has motivated me but when you said,

Originally Posted by megabenman

That's the same amount as I had after a month, good job.
You fat sack of crap. I have more lucids than you. I've got to experience MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL LOSER. Oh yeah all the cool things I've done that YOU DON'T get to do!
Aww whats the matter is that jealousy. Mmm yessss jealousy tasted good mmmm.

And I bet that one WILD you had, wasn't even real! You just fell asleep, woke up, and thought "Hehe I'll just lie and say I had a WILD. NO ONE WILL KNOW!" And you did, and it took someone with more lucids than your fat ass to figure it out!
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I spat beer all over my keyboard and it didn't want to work for ages. It smells all...alchoholic now.

...Mmmmm...
Beer drenched keyboard

**ilovefrootloopz** · 09-20-2006 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by freefire

then why havent u updated your sig?
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I updated it, before I posted that. Look, my most recent lucid was 20 September.

Oh you mean the lucid count. Lol whoops. I usually forget to do that.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE("phallam")</div>

cool topic dude.

I'd been a bit lucidless for a while now (due to cannabis smoking, stress and lack of motivation). My friend coincidently started reading into awareness and recently, lucid dreaming. I';ve had a few chats about helping him to lucid dream. We had a long chat one day and I remembered all lthe great times I had had in lucid dreams. I started getting jealous that my friend was now starting lucid dreaming and awareness, with a lot more preperation and research than I have ever had.
I came home and attempted WBTB with "WILD". BAM! A lucid dream. I woke up, sweating and my beat racing. Back to sleep. BAM! Another lucid dream. Woke up, smiling.
Since then (its been about a week) I've had VERY vivid dreams, but none have been lucid.
Reading your post has got me jealous and revived those memories of my lucid dreams. Now I am graving a LD. This applies to your section about "Thinking". When I am syked about LDing, all i can think about is LDing and how fun it is and, usually I have a LD the next night.
SO, tonight I will WBTB and have a great LD.[/b]

Awsome. My main motivation has been my bratty cousin, a lucid natural who is lucid 100% of his dreams and can incubate dreams before he goes to bed, and also my want to conquer depression.

**towarmforacoat** · 09-20-2006 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by megabenman

Awsome. My main motivation has been my bratty cousin, a lucid natural who is lucid 100% of his dreams and can incubate dreams before he goes to bed, and also my want to conquer depression. [/b]

Wow, now that is probably the best motivation there is. No wonder you've had so may DILDs. Your lucky to have such a motivator in your life.

**ilovefrootloopz** · 09-20-2006 11:09 PM

Not really, because that cousin is 4 years younger than me and still more athletic than me...

**Jess** · 09-21-2006 12:05 AM

The 'I'm smart, so smart!' is better, so better! than the Unban Leo one by the way. It looks like 'Urban Leo' to me!

**ilovefrootloopz** · 09-21-2006 01:38 AM

Well we have different views and mine was done on a program without a text tool in 45 seconds.

**Jess** · 09-21-2006 10:55 AM

Yeah, no sweat I wasn't dissing it. Nice tutorial.

**Shadow Dreamer** · 09-21-2006 11:17 AM

ever since i found this site i've had a lucid every week all dilds before that i used to have lucid every month

i just want to know how often do you have lucids once a week? every night?

**ilovefrootloopz** · 09-21-2006 01:16 PM

Lately it's been going haywire at maybe 2-9 lucids a week. I had more over the summer, thanks to a better recall, though.

DAM YOU SCHOOL.

**Luci** · 09-21-2006 03:24 PM

I so need to be motivated... nobody around me even knows of lucid dreaming... And even if they would, they wouldn't care! So I'm all alone! boohoohoo

ok nevermind, I just got weird

I do hope I can get really motivated though, I mean, I started 3 months ago and I still haven't experienced one single lucid.
MOTIVATE ME!!! :yumdumdoodledum:

**WaveShaper** · 09-21-2006 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by Luci

I so need to be motivated... nobody around me even knows of lucid dreaming... And even if they would, they wouldn't care! So I'm all alone! boohoohoo

ok nevermind, I just got weird

I do hope I can get really motivated though, I mean, I started 3 months ago and I still haven't experienced one single lucid.
MOTIVATE ME!!! :yumdumdoodledum:
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Dude, try motivating your friends! Pass on your knowledge to them and try and get them enthusiastic and lucid dreaming. This, in itself, will strengthen ur own lucid dreaming knowledge and get ur mind into the right frame of mind etc etc.... just trust me.

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