Get this.

I had a dream the other night in which one of my dead cats was back. This is a distinct dream sign for me so I immediately did reality checks. Many... many reality checks.

Throughout the dream without fail I checked a clock, newspaper, book and fire extinguisher which had text on them. It never changed.

Countless... countless attempts and nothing!

I concluded it was not a dream and carried on at the time... only waking up to think "What the hell?!"