Lucid Dreaming pillow?

[Je33ica]

This is seems pretty far-fetched... http://www.holisticnetworker.com/sf/lda.html (it doesn't even say how it works!!!)

[evolo]

What a scam. That'd be cool though.

[Seeker]

I am skeptical

[incubusfunkman]

pft, hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[Death-Wuad]

wow what a load of crap... In light of this new trend of advertising, I've created my own product and advertisement: Ladies and gentleman, introducing the newest innovation in communication, the Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator (patent pending). Simply insert the patented Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator Hyper Needle (patent pending) into the back of your head and begin communicating! Through my years of study and research on Spalik Transconductor Telecommunication, I have developed the first, fully functional, Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator. That's right folks, you heard it, the first Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator. There are 3 simple steps in order to use the Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator: 1. Purchase the Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator for $29.99 2. Insert the Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator Hyper Needle into the back of your head 3. Begin communicating I shit you not folks, and here are some anonymous testimonials: I never thought the Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator would work, but after I inserted the Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator Hyper Needle into my brain, I just couldn't stop communicating. What an amazing and brilliant idea![/b] WOW, that's all I have to say. Kiss my ass telephone![/b] I have been studying Spalik Transconductor Telecommunication for the past 25 years, and I cannot believe how much justice this does toward our field of research! The first time I used it, I noticed slight rectal inflation, but I barely noticed because I was communicating in such a kick ass way![/b] May cause rectal inflation, brain tumor, liver damage, kidney damage, runny nose, cold, fever, hallucinations, death, itching, burning, heart failure, colon cancer, assorted STD\'s, a liking to Britney Spears music, suicidal tendencies, sterilization, loss of brain tissue, loss of urine production, loss of blood production, loss of all tactile senses, fainting, seizures, loss of appetite, anxiety or depression, rash, headaches, upper respiratory infection, physical attraction to the ground. Should not be taken if you are composed of more than %90 water.

[Je33ica]

[quote]Originally posted by Death&#045;Wuad wow what a load of crap... In light of this new trend of advertising, I've created my own product and advertisement: Ladies and gentleman, introducing the newest innovation in communication, the Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator (patent pending). Simply insert the patented Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator Hyper Needle (patent pending) into the back of your head and begin communicating! Through my years of study and research on Spalik Transconductor Telecommunication, I have developed the first, fully functional, Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator. That's right folks, you heard it, the first Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator. There are 3 simple steps in order to use the Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator: * 1. Purchase the Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator for $29.99 2. Insert the Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator Hyper Needle into the back of your head 3. Begin communicating I shit you not folks, and here are some anonymous testimonials: I never thought the Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator would work, but after I inserted the Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator Hyper Needle into my brain, I just couldn't stop communicating. What an amazing and brilliant idea! WOW, that's all I have to say. Kiss my ass telephone![/b] I have been studying Spalik Transconductor Telecommunication for the past 25 years, and I cannot believe how much justice this does toward our field of research! The first time I used it, I noticed slight rectal inflation, but I barely noticed because I was communicating in such a kick ass way![/b] not one</span> explanation on how it works. They just put a bunch of info on how lucid dreaming is wonderful... The <span style="color:darkred">Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator was more convincing, lol...

[Death-Wuad]

I created a thread in senseless banter just so people can create their own advertisement like this: http://www.dreamviews.com/forum/viewtopic....p?p=62409#62409

[OpheliaBlue]

I don't know about the pillow, but my brother says he had way more frequent LDs if he sleeps on his waterbed when it's set to 75 degrees F. I know, that's frikkin FREEZING! I don't know how he can even get to sleep with it that cold. I know I couldn't!

[nerve]

Originally posted by Death-Wuad May cause rectal inflation, brain tumor, liver damage, kidney damage, runny nose, cold, fever, hallucinations, death, itching, burning, heart failure, colon cancer, assorted STD\'s, a liking to Britney Spears music, suicidal tendencies, sterilization, loss of brain tissue, loss of urine production, loss of blood production, loss of all tactile senses, fainting, seizures, loss of appetite, anxiety or depression, rash, headaches, upper respiratory infection, physical attraction to the ground. Should not be taken if you are composed of more than %90 water. I like how "death" is just thrown in there. and "assorted STD's". great stuff.

[Howie]

THere is a sucker born every minute. And so creates a millionare. More realistic conversation = http://www.dreamviews.com/forum/viewtopic....1376&highlight=

[Je33ica]

OMG, now they have an eye pillow?! http://www.neworleansvoodoocrossroads.com/pillows.html Here's another pillow: http://www.makura.com/lang/makura.html

[lord soth]

LOL AHAHAHAHA look at their other store, it has books on "messages from water" my friend told me that the japanese guy lookes through a microscope, and depending on what your thinking the crystals make paterns of halos or red stuff! AHAHAHAH he also said that was the reason one of the teachers was quitting that school district (it turns out all the kids seem to be toting around lots of bad karma) HA! NEW LOWER PRICES! not 99.99 not 89.99 not 59.99 not 29.99 NOT EVEN 19.99 but brought to you for the incredibly low price of just 20 easy payments of 5.99! liability, any cause of illness, accidental injuries, injuries of any kind, death, seziures and all coma and coma related injuries, is not the fault of the "dream pillow" and we therefore take no action. (we reserve the right to laugh at any time during our customer's imminant funeral)

[Je33ica]

Originally posted by lord soth LOL AHAHAHAHA look at their other store, it has books on \"messages from water\" my friend told me that the japanese guy lookes through a microscope, and depending on what your thinking the crystals make paterns of halos or red stuff! AHAHAHAH he also said that was the reason one of the teachers was quitting that school district (it turns out all the kids seem to be toting around lots of bad karma) HA! NEW LOWER PRICES! not 99.99 not 89.99 not 59.99 not 29.99 NOT EVEN 19.99 but brought to you for the incredibly low price of just 20 easy payments of 5.99! liability, any cause of illness, accidental injuries, injuries of any kind, death, seziures and all coma and coma related injuries, is not the fault of the \"dream pillow\" and we therefore take no action. (we reserve the right to laugh at any time during our customer's imminant funeral) LOL, that was just as funny as your sig Who falls for the actual dream pillows anyways?

[paranormal]

I know what I want for Christmas ! The Spalik Transconductor Telecommunicator !

[Death-Wuad]

Paranormal, I have just fallen in love with you. People who fall for dream pillows are people who are TOO open minded.