I have once again started experimentation with the WILD technique, but I'm gonna do it more organized this time and keep a journal of my attempts here, to better keep track of what doesn't work. First, I'd like to acknowledge a couple of people whose tutorials I know will be of help. Seeker's tutorial on the stages of WILD was most enlightening, and I really like BillyBob's techniques; they should make him a moderator or something.

Attempt #1: Woke up after 7 hours, used Billybob's method #2. Failed.