Agthoek's Dream Journal

Watching Gumball and football

At my parents' house, I'm watching TV, there's an episode of Gumball : an adventure of Gumball and Darwin in the jungle, carried away by the waterfall, they encounter a T. Rex and shout out of fear. I'm zapping channels, there's a cartoon on channel 18, soccer on several channels, I watch a soccer match : one player had a brilliant idea : he lets the ball go out near the goal, while the goalkeeper catches a second ball. They do the touch at the same time, and the player scores with the official ball (he nearly missed).

That poopoo spray guy

I'm with Craygar, he does his 626 effect saying "Poopoo spray", I do it too but not as easily, he does the 626 + throat bass at the same time.

Island choices, T. rex chases

I'm on an island with a guy. We have two scripted choices available each time, said by the narrator. There's a T. rex, so we run towards the beach, but the dinosaur followed us. The guy makes the choice to stay and face him, I choose to escape (the narrator is disappointed). Passing through the jungle, the dino is chasing me. I arrive at a large playground, the floor is sand. I choose to escape again. Angry, the T. rex shouts and chases me, when suddenly a volcano erupts. While the T. rex is distracted, I hide behind a wooden wall.

I've had the same dream with lionesses in the past, with some details changing (rendering glitch, teeth cleaning and bananas)

Marathon with lionesses (recurrent dream)

I participate in a marathon even though I never run : we go through a hall that is sometimes a desert, and lionesses start following us, but don’t really attack : they're "playing", gently biting us. I clean pieces of meat or brain from the teeth of one of them. The top of her body (from eyes to pelvis) is missing, as if not rendered, making it flat, and leaving black void instead. One of the runners eats all the bananas in his bag (leaving the figs), which is an indication of giving up the marathon.

Fleeing the scene, scenario changing

It is night, I'm in an apartment, I punch or slap someone and run away, into another room, jumping from the window. Then several scenarios take place : scenario 1 : I cling on to the iron stairs, then run down the street. Scenario 2 : I transform into a small transparent creature (like a piece of ghost plastic) and teleport to the bottom, on the street.

Sleep talking battle

I'm at my parents' house, my brother insists that I babysit the children of his female friend. I say no. Same for another one. I finally accept. I'm now at his friend’s place, it's night, I see myself in third person through the night camera of the friend, with black and white vision : we're all sleeping in the same bedroom. There are the kids and some adults. One of the adults screams in his sleep, so I'm annoying too : we're now both talking while sleeping. It's like a battle of who is the most annoying. The friend is also watching the cameras.

Bull chase

I'm being chased by a white bull with long horns, I jump over the barrier right in time.

Dangerous witch taunting

I have a new job. After work (which has probably something to do with magic), I taunt our boss, which is an old witch with green skin, by playing with the handle of the wooden door that she's trying to lock. I make a playfull fighting pose, and it bothers her. The next day, after work, I play with the handle again, bothering her, and leaving grass traces on it. This time she's furious. I know that I fucked up because she could kill me at any moment. I just look down, to avoid escalating the situation. My colleagues, which are probably super heros, are afraid for me. They know how well-respected she is and how nobody dares looking for trouble with her.

Creepy grannies : shush of horror

At the dinning table in my parent's house, there are two strange old ladies. One of them is a creepy cartoon character (beige skin, really creepy eyes. She reminded me of a mix between Double King's animation by Felix Colgrave and Mokey's show). She says "Shhhh!" to someone, but super hollow and with a snake sound, through her giant mouth full of darkness.

Creepy grannies : forbidden snacks

Gumball and Darwin are in the house of two old ladies who welcome them with warm smiles, even offering them soup to eat. But the grannies end up revealing that they're planning to eat them. They manage to escape, they're in my hometown. They want to call the police but first dial the wrong number, then get hung up on. Hiding in a bush, Gumball and Darwin finally manage to call the police, while whispering. But the creepy grannies arrive by parachute, jumping from a light aircraft. The two boys understand that they have a tracker in them (must've been hidden in the soup). The police will end up arresting the creepy grannies, finally putting a stop the the menace.

Fluffy dog adoption

I stopped driving because I saw two fluffy stray dogs on the road : a white one and a brown one. I really want to save them from homelessness, but I can only take one in my car. It’s hard but I choose white (he looks more cute and fluffy). I telepathically tell him to get in my car, which he happily does.

He shouldn't be aware...

I'm in the grocery store's warehouse, and I suddenly realize that I'm in a simulation (I'm not lucid, I just know it's a simulation, not a dream). I get immediately chased by the guards of the simulation.

Silly sounds at Stitch's house

I'm in the house of the beatboxer Stitch, in his kitchen, where he trains his polyphonic singing every day. Some people are here, I'm training my low poly, I tell an old man how tight the sound is, then I perfectly imitate the sound of this meme : https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI66A...BvZXVqeXB0Ng==. It makes a girl and a guy laugh.

Divine shopping

At a grocery store, everyone is buying things at prices with divine meaning.

Discord melody ban

On a beatbox Discord, improvised tag-team : a kid does the melody, a guy does the beat, I hear them even after leaving, I come back, I mute myself but I get instently banned.

Skelet-demon chase at MacDonald's

Me and a guy are being chased by a demonic entity : a skeleton man with eyes of green light, riding his demonic black ostrich, who also has green light eyes. We're running around a sofa, I'm riding a horse. Then the beatboxer Remix now has the same hairstyle as Taras Stanin (blond and brown) who's with him. They order Macdonald's at the drive thru. Then the entity returns as Batman, chasing me at MacDonald's, at night, between the tables. He then regains his skeleton/ostrich form, and again, I’m riding my horse around a couch. But this time he's catching up. So I make a sudden backflip and take his top hat. I put it on before slamming my face on the ground, and I gain one of his abilities : I have a skelton head.

Badly shaved

I'm shaving my sideburns, but checking the mirror, I realize I've shaved parts of my hair. I try to put it back in place but the damage is already done...

Goat-demon vs Cantonese rice (fragment)

*Forgot what happened*, a grey goat-demon character chases and kills Cantonese rice characters.

A.I city (LD)

With some family, we're walking in a city, almost everything is visually like A.I, but not very advanced, like a version of around 2021. We pass the terrace of a restaurant, an A.I-woman gorilla is sitting, then we arrive in front of a building, the wall is blurred by an A.I cloud, I say something like "The I.A will be better when we'll pass through it", we do it, now we're like in a research center or an office, a pretty blonde girl is at the reception, I suddenly become lucid, but quickly wake up.

Goat-Santa chase and slide

Some characters are on the bottom of long and large stairs in nature, one of the Cantonese rice characters explains (compared to my Goat-demon vs Cantonese rice dream) to their leader (a grey demon with a goat head) that their species was almost genocided by one of them (their enemy), so somebody has to pay. The leader is afraid : "Wowowo!", all the characters are chasing him : skeletons of mini Cantonese rice dragons, etc... The leader manages to reach the top of the stairs and get a vehicle allowing him to slide down the stairs, and pass through a checkpoint : a large red sign at the end of a ramp with small red pillars to destroy, in the desert/canyon of red sand, as the sun sets. Then he becomes Santa Claus, goes up the stairs, and descends again with his Christmas sled. But this time I control him in 3rd person (like a video game, but I'm not lucid) : I do bad jumps on ramps that make me lose speed, so I bypass the final ramp. But the map tells me that it was an essential checkpoint. I turn around, but I'm going too slowly so I bump the pillars one by one. I turn around again to destroy the checkpoint sign at high speed.

Angry men, angry bull

I’m a very big, muscular and angry powerlifter, outside, and I get in a heated argument with people, then with a worker. We both look like Gregor Clegane. He drops a big rock against the gate that seprates us, I'm shouting at him to open if he's a man. But he goes and hide in the shade of some bushes far away to inject himself with a strengh/muscle enhencement drug. I scream that he's drugging himself to be strong. I open the gate, then a huge white bull is here, chasing us down between the grass field and the grass hill. At some point, the bull is up the hill, he is coming at me, but I get déjà-vu : I know that I've already lived this exact moment (maybe in another dream), so I know what to do : I crouch at the last moment, he almost kicks me by jumping over me. At one point, his smaller and weaker bull friend arrives. I chase him, then the big bull chases me again.

Sky trees (LD)

*WBTB + WILD* I'm lucid, lying in my bed, I hear reggae in the upper room and someone downstairs. Looking out the window, I see two trees floating in the beautiful yellow sky with lots of clouds. I don’t move to avoid waking up but it's like my left arm is inside my ribs. It makes me uncomfortable and wakes me up.

Big store and beach jog

I’m in a big store, there is few people, I look at the aisles : I put back a line of jewelry in its place with other jewelry, I see a long low fridge full of the same item : slices of red meat at 11 €. The female employee watches me on the cameras, then I find a passage to the exit. I'm now walking with a big backpack and jeans shorts in a city, it’s sunny, I cross the road in front of restaurants where fishermen make dishes, then I start running to reach a place. Some runners are running right in front of me, slowing me down "The fuck is that ?!" , I pass them, on the beach, now I want to get to my destination before them. I have a pebble in my shoe, then I see a small bridge leading to the sea, I take it, a guy dives from it, I don't, and I have another pebble in my shoe. Then a video plays of Ben Shapiro presenting four pairs of white shoes. The two last ones are named Revanged and Avanged.

Had a spontaneous LD, without even WBTB or WILD. I stayed on my phone until really late though

Hill Climb Surfing

I'm a surfer, I’m surfing down a mountain from where lots of earthy water flows, a guy is here with me, he tells me I can ride the waves uphill, so I do it. It's pretty fun !

Speed vs Power (LD)

I am IShowSpeed, in a building with people arround, when an arab dad asks me lots of questions as he gets closer to me. I can tell he wants to punch me. If we fight, he's clearly gonna win. But the situation makes me laugh, which irritates him even more. He chases me down the street, as I become another guy. *lucid* I run faster than him, so I make fun of him to annoy him even more, then I deliberately slow down, he almost catches me but he slips and knocks himself out against a wall. With my friends, we continue to make fun of him while filming. Then his daughter arrives, panicked, as she sees her dad sleeping on the pavement.

I ate pork chop and ham before bed, maybe it had an influence on my dream...

Escape of the pigs

I'm at my parents' house, in the garden. Through the garage window I see lots of pigs inside, too many in a space way too small. They all push each other, it’s complete chaos. One of them looks at me, standing up, it’s a bit scary. Then I enter, the pigs are in a square enclosure, including two very large and tall humanoid pigs, one male, one female. The male pushes the female out of the enclosure, which turns her human (she keeps her tall and large shape). She's exhausted. I tell her to lie down on the long sofa cushion in the garden, but she falls and hurts her finger. I go find my mom for something to fix her finger, but she has an insect on her : a small black ant head and big yellow body, like a jelly bean. I remove it from her, she thinks it might be an evil creature. Returning to the enclosure, there are only a few piglets left. The male humanoid pig has opened the enclosure... A piglet has climbed a refrigerator covered with a tarp, I take him and give him to an orang-utan in the enclosure.

Chased throughout gardens

I'm at my parents' house, but it looks like another house. A guy and a girl are mad at me, the guy is chasing me, even outside. I'm running for my life. Then same scene but I run through the neighbors' gardens, hopping a fence.