Agthoek's Dream Journal

Brie de Meaux shopping craze

I'm at the grocery store, people are buying small brie de Meaux cheeses, I want the big version of it (a whole 3 kg cheese wheel), but I'm afraid there's none left.

Central opening (fragment)

I'm playing online chess on Chess.com : Me and my opponent are both trying to take the center.

King's indian defense : dream variation

On Chess.com : I have the black pieces, I want to play the King’s indian defense, I premove g6, my opponent puts his knight on c6 in two moves, already putting me in check, thinking that I'd premove again. I take his knight with a central pawn, he puts his other knight (who was already on f5) on h6. I put my h8 knight on f7 to attack his knight (my f7 pawn is on f6).

Chess and african meme

I'm playing chess on Chess.com vs probably a bot, infinite time, brown 9x9 board, only black pieces (hard to tell our pieces appart). There's a lot of pawns everywhere, I have trouble moving forward in this extremely closed game. I still manage to break through, I accidentally sacrifice my rook, but I am one square away from making a queen on e9 (his h9 queen is looking at my pawn). *continuing the same dream by briefly waking up and falling asleep several times because it's too hot* The opponent has advanced with his pawns, I lost my queen but I eat his other important pieces, then I hear my nephew looking at a meme : a jacked african guy in a white tank top, we see his back. He's repeating "Confess!" to another african guy who responds "Youuufff...". This meme is looping during my game. Then I have a queen and not my opponent, I didn't notice that we could move two times in a row, I end up eating his pawns on g4 and e2, his king is well protected in b4 behind a pawn. Pawns are on a5, d4 and e3 (and all over the board as well).