WarriorTiger's Visions of Misconceptions

This is a very interesting dream. It really has more to do with DDO, but the title will be explained later.

I was with Jen and Mom. We were at a Renaissance Festival. We had ordered some meat on a steak and were getting our food. It was sort of buffet style. They handed us our items and we went to sit down. Jen said something... I don't know what, and it pissed me off. I threw my jacket with my cell phone at her and walked away. I walked downstairs where I entered a little stand. They asked how I had gotten there and I told them. The let me pass through to get out on the main street.

I am walking around looking for a sword to buy. I need one to go kill something. Pretty soon I am walking upstairs again. I see a bunch of bad men trying to break down a door. I magically don a mask and leap over to where they are. I beat them all up. Soon a body guard and a woman step out of the room. He tackles me to the ground and tries to hand cuff me. I tell them that they have the wrong person. That the dead guys were trying to get in. The woman agrees with me. She tells her body guard to let me go. I stand up and see a girl in her room. 'Hmm, she's gay.'

She tells me that I am a pirate, and that her name is Catherine. She had always wanted to explore some of the lower depths of the... dungeon we were in. I thought this was odd, but didn't RC. So we began exploring the depths. Soon we found ourselves needing to be separated. She went one way, and I went the other. We meet back at the middle. She was carrying a cell phone. This was odd and I turned to look at her when... my own phone received a text.

Okay, so I tried taking my meds and then staying up for about 30 min afterward. And guess what??? That's right! I remembered a dream! Now to become lucid again!!!

I was fighting GIANT SPIDERS. I was with Raven. I was spinning and hitting them. I was also scared. I couldn't believe that they really existed. It never occurred to me that it was a dream, even given the weird armor, the swords and the fact that Raven could heal me. Of course I rationalized it because you always have to kill giant spiders with swords. They are immune to everything else. So we continued fighting spiders and soon was getting ready to leave the dungeon that we were in.

Somehow a spider ended up slipping into my bag. It was a baby, very young, and easily fit into it. Of course my backpack is where I store all my adventuring gear. Raven and I walked to my house. Well it was more like teleportation, and my mind rationalized it as walking. There we were talking with Mom, Dad, and Jen about our adventure. The spider slipped out of my back and bit my mom. Dad rushed her to the hospital. The spider must have laid eggs too. Raven and I go to kill the big spider when all of these little ones come pouring out of my bag. I am trying to kill them, but stepping on them and hitting them isn't working (which proves my sword theory!) Soon they area crawling on me. I am freaking out cause I am terrified of spiders.

One of them bites me! I want to go to the hospital but Jen says not to worry and Raven tries to get me to calm down. I ask her if she can take care of the rest of the spiders. A big blister, its boil like, is appearing on my arm where the spider bit me. A EMT appears. He tells me not to worry about the bite. It will not kill me. I am perfectly safe. I never have to worry here. What? Why not? "Because its all a dream!" he says. I pause and think about that. Dream? That means... ah shit! I wake up!