1. I am in jazz band, and my bass skills fail me rather epically. 2. I'm drinking with my friends, in what amounts to a rehash of the truth-or-dare game from the night before. 3. I visit a shooting range with my dad and pop off a good deal of rounds fairly accurately. I note that instead of my meager 22 rifle, I could be renting Uzis and machine guns! Before I can do so, a whole busload of deaf and dumb people pour out onto the range. They talk in sign language to each other and begin to shoot.