Firebat11

"It may not have been a lucid dream. But damn it was fun."

My dream more less started out with me hanging around in the bottom end of some local mall and I was in a waiting room with a group of people (don't know what, but who cares). I was at the But End Of Space bored out of my mind, So I flip out my iPod and start surfin' through songs, when I notice a yellow sticky note on the ground. It has a phone number on it. So without even thinking I begin entering this phone number in my iPod (sure why not, I knew something was wrong but I went along with it :/) and as soon as press enter, wham, everything starts going all weird as hell warped & distorted, and then next thing I know I'm in a grocery store! Not even a moment goes by before I realize that I have just traveled to a different universe/ moment in time. So what do I do while I'm here? Only one thought went through my mind at that moment in time: "LET THE TROLLING BEGIN!" *queue Trololo* Apparently I was invisible in the universe but I didn't care I was about to cause massive havoc to the store. To name a few, I was throwing food at people, stealing peoples carts and making crazy announcements with the store speakerphone (I believe I even started singing trololo at one point.) (to further get an idea of what I did, check out this guide of 50 fun things to do in a store here). While in the midst of my trolling I noticed in the produce section right between some radishes another sticky note. This one had another phone number on it (the first four digits I remember being 4189). I quickly whip out the iPod, enter the numbers, and press the enter button. Next thing I know, I'm back in my own house & it's night time. I grab myself a drink & relax a little before i decide to go back for one more round of trolling. I do just that, have some fun and then I call it a night. I head home and go to sleep...only to wake up. It may not have been a lucid dream, but damn it was fun. It still felt pretty vivid and at moments I found myself questioning certain things in the dream aspect.