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A while ago I was really desperate to learn how to lucid dream. But last night I experienced a false awakening.

I awoke in my bed and was worried about satan or something like that and was frantic
I realized at some point that my vision was blurry and choppy
I would look at my dresser and look away and the dresser was still in my vision
My first thought was that I was tripping or sick
I then got suspicious and tried my bedside lamp
No dice
I looked at my alarm clock
It only had a blinking 9 in the third place
I knew i was lucid then
I tried to contain my excitement as I went downstairs
My mom was coming up the stairs with a laundry basket
I was suddenly aware that I was naked
She said 'hi'
In a high pitched voice i said hi for some reason
I went downstairs and tried the kitchen lights
One bulb turned on and i got bummed
I thought i was dreaming
Then i saw the holograph of my mom walking my dog up our driveway through the kitchen wall
I ran upstairs to my sister's room ( she is in college so its empty)
There i met with Roger from American Dad but 3D
I asked if he could help me
He then kept repeating 'of course I can help you'
Then i was transported to a place with only him and a trippy orange backdrop and he was yelling "OF COURSE I CAN HELP YOU"
This was too much for me and i awoke

Will i be more likely to have lucid dreams after this?