At The Bar
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, 09-06-2013 at 01:16 PM (339 Views)
Me and my buddy George go to a bar together to meet up with some friends. We get into the bar and our friends are sitting in the booth, there are 5 of them. George sits down with them but now there is no room for me at the booth. I sit down in the one ahead of me and think alone with my thoughts.
The waitress brings the menus and asks what I want to order. I think for awhile to make sure what I want but she grows impatient. I decide chicken and she grabs the menu out of my hand and walks away.
I notice that at the bar there is a box of precessed chicken wings (the ones we have in the freezer). I ask the chef "Hey my chicken wings better not be those!" He gets upset and starts rambling on on how he fries his food and doesn't use eggs, he even starts singing about it.