Agthoek's Dream Journal

Asterix & Obelix : Furniture secrets

Asterix & Obelix animation : Caesar talks to an old lady about the indomitable village who stands up to his army. He can't accept that, it makes him ashamed. He wants to know the secret of their strength through their furniture?

Obelix the glutton

Obelix (animation style, but the rest is like IRL), in the garden of my parents house, I'm trying to prevent him from eating something too early (probably red meat), but he's so hungry he almost breaks the wooden fence in front of him.

Baldbox

I’m in front of a mirror in a bathroom (probably at my brother's house), I shaved my head. I’m bald, I wonder how people will react to it, and if hairstyle affects beatboxing. I do a beat of Osis.

Sonus beat (fragment)

The beatboxer Sonus makes a beat, someone reacts to it and is shocked.

Overcoming a fear of heights

I'm in the mountains with a guy. In front of us, two guys quickly and easily cross an unstable black line followed by a black ans orange beam over the void. With the guy we also cross but with climbing equipment not to fall and hanging upside down. We do it again standing up, but shaking because we're so high up. Then I get tired of being afraid so I let out a big scream and cross the unstable bridge, beam and wire but faster. I’m in the flow.

Motivational quotes

I'm on Instagram, I'm checking the account of a guy who makes posts with motivational quotes, including one with the exact image of the bridge from the previous dream. The quote is poorly formulated though. It can be misinterpreted.

Care for asian workers

A woman (probably american) in an office with three asians (two men and one woman) working there. She asks them if they ever turned off their PCs, but no, they are constantly running. She finds it unacceptable, makes them turn it off, and inspects the woman’s body for a medical checkout. She says that her parents should be ashamed. The asian lady begins crying because nobody cares about her health and mental being.

Eve's dust

I am a robot similar to Eve (in Wall-E). With my owners we are about to leave the store but I realize that I have traces of dust on my arm. Panicked, I’m looking for something to clean up, going super fast to join my owners as soon as possible. An employee tells me where to find new parts for robots but it’s not what I’m looking for and it’s super expensive. I finally find cleaning wipes.

Mission : kill enemies

I’m on a mission, like in a spy game, in a house. I'm moving from room to room while shooting enemies with a gun.

Deadly seaquake

I'm at the beach, many people are in a yacht, there is an earthquake : the water goes back and forth, which brings the boat on the sand, then on the water several times. People are panicking. The earthquake continues and this time it's a big car that goes back and forth between water and sand. People get run over, some stuck under the vehicle in the water...

Gotta continue to write in my DJ, even after the comp, for the DV achievements !

Stupid King

A new 2-players cards game called "Stupid King". Objective : losing the game by having no more cards in hand. You must have exactly one card in hand before playing your very last turn to lose (aka winning).

Guitar summoning

I yodel beatbox, and tell myself "It would be nice if I had a guitar", then I have an acoustic guitar in my hands and play a melody on it.

Bonus chess

I'm playing special chess with one of my brothers, the board is two pages of a notebook : we each have a knight, and we each go through the boxes of the notebook trying to eat the other. We can travel in any direction we want (with knight moves), but going too far left or right makes you reappear at the opposite side of the notebook. Some boxes give points by landing on it, indicated by a number (1, 4, 6...). There's a place with lots of numbers in it. I try to calculate my way to get the maximum points but we only have 10 minutes each. We play fast, then the page becomes animated, like a video game level, with animations for bonus squares : when landing on it, our knights acquire certain faculties : my brother lands on one that gives him two life points instead of one. But thanks to my previous bonus, I'm able to make his knight become a mummy with 1 pv, freeze him, and eat him with my own knight.

Free drinks and gun troubles

I'm in a restaurant, a woman with lots of money bills in her hand talks about Jesus and announces good news to people, then exclaims that she is paying for all the drinks. Her husband repeats it because there is too much noise, people are very happy. I walk with my shopping cart because I work here, then the place becomes a grocery store. I see a suspicious guy coming through the exit with a gun in hand. I quickly walk and crouch my way out of here, trying to be discreet. I come out but the guy had seen me. *Snarky laughter* "Did you really think you were going to run away ?" He walks towards the fence to close it, I show that I have no weapons on me, then an S.U.V or pickup truck arrives. The guy with the gun accidentally drops my bike (that he stole), and wants us to help him pick it up while he closes the fence. Three guys get out of the vehicle to "help", but one of them hits the thief behind the head. He gets knocked out in return. I try to take his gun off, he tries to shoot the guy down, but no bullets come out. He recharges, I kick his gun at the last moment to deflect the shot, I wake up as the bullet hits the ground.

This was the last night of the comp, I'm very happy to end it with such a crazy lucid ! I did it in two WILD attempts (each 15 minutes) after a WBTB (awake for ~3 hours). First dream is two fragments that I think are from the same dream. Last dream is my lucid. Enjoy the reading 👽

Black = Non-lucid dream recall
Blue = Lucid dream recall

Orange cheese offer

At my parents house, *forgot what happened*, then with people at the table, a man offers us an orange cheese. Apparently, the smell is strong, but I almost don't smell anything because I'm used to strong cheese.

Concrete Minecraft ravine

Me, a man with glasses and a guy from high school in a car in front of my parents house, playing Minecraft, but IRL : I'm going to cut a (probably apple) pie representing our Minecraft world. The high school guy knows I'm the cutting pro, he tells me when to stop, and I cut the pie at that moment. It forms a ravine in our Minecraft world IRL (in the back seat of the car). The man with glasses leaves, and the guy has become another guy from high school. He's adding liquid concrete to the base of the IRL ravine (which is a black iron plank), but I realize that it shouldn't have been concreted. I call the man with glasses to explain the mistake. He tells me to simply make a series of inputs to fix it. I struggle to remember it. We try to remove the concrete, not dry yet.

Road trip on the highway

A group of five friends is traveling in France, in a pickup truck on the highway. The guys are in the open trunk (they could easily fall), one girl is driving and another girl is next to her. The driver almost completely gets out of the window (while still driving with one hand) to film the road trip with her camera on a selfie stick.

Confusing vegetables

I'm a cashier in a grocery store, there are new checkouts where you weigh fruits and vegetables by selecting them on a computer, in a super long and messy list. I'm struggling to find the eggplant. The beatboxer Wing (who also works as a cashier with me) helps me and I find it. But I still need help for the other items, as three annoying pop-ups appear. One of the three teenage guys waiting at the checkout helps me. I have to double-click Delete. I can't find the Delete icon, so the guy takes the mouse and tries to find it in the top right corner of the screen but there's nothing. Then at the normal checkouts, people are piling up at Wing's checkout, I try to call him, as a colleague on the phone comes out of the office. All along I had Wing's GBB25 World league solo wildcard playing in my mind.

Pool quicksand and my crazy restaurant (LD)



In front of a house, half of the garden is replaced with a very deep pool, and where I am is a long rectangular layer of quicksand on top of the water. Some female friends and I pass through it for a laugh, when at one point I sink to the bottom of the pool *dramatic scene*.

Then I wake up in town, when a big agressive white dog is trying to bite my friends (one of them is wearing a hamburger costume). While trying to scare him away, the dog advances towards me, growling. I back away. If he tries to bite my stomach, I could in theory stick my thumbs in his eyes and knee him in the throat (it didn't happen).

Then I'm the owner of a restaurant in town, in a cobblestone alley : an outdoor terrace. I can control a lot of things. I know I'm lucid dreaming, but I don't really pay attention to it, because I'm too busy managing things in my restaurant and near it *forgot what happened but it was chaotic and hilarious*.

I return to my outdoor terrace. The customers are talking about Sping-Ling Ding-Diling : a chinese woman who is literally a thick dorito-shaped pencil. I'd like her to come to my restaurant, but she's at work. Then everyone at my terrace start improvising the same song (which makes no sense, random words) with the music "Come To The Circus (DirtyPaws remix)". First to sing is a woman (probably from Paris) with curly brown hair, a green beret and black sweater, green jacket and green pants, and a glass of wine. Very classy. I'm the one making them improvise the song with my thoughts.

At the same time, I start to accidentally make an evil bass (beatbox sound) when I exhale, snoring a bit when I inhale, and I see my body IRL in my bed from time to time. I'm going to wake up...

Scrabble trouble

I'm playing online Scrabble, my opponent finds lots of long words, I'm struggling, I try to hook a long word with letters but I'm running out of time, I just put my S for SE (surprised it's valid), my opponent hooks the word in return, I put my Q for QI.

Forest beats and beasts

I'm an Indian guy who often makes sounds in a forest, a train passes near me, then I'm me, lying down in the forest, doing strange movements and noises, like I'm having a seizure. Then I am in another forest to go beatbox, but there are dangers like snakes. If one bites me, I'd be too far from the city for treatment, and if I run, the venom will act faster. Then I'm fighting a black bear, and playing dead in front of a brown bear.

Cozy register, hardstyle beatboxer



I'm a cashier, no clients are here, it is dark, the only lights are candles. I don't want to turn on the lamp because it is too bright. An old lady is watching the cameras. I still manage to waste time sitting at the cash register without getting caught, then I finally start to help my colleagues organizing stuff. One of them struggles to cut a brown napkin with scissors, cutting on the tempo of the hardstyle beat (with Kenozen bass) of Kaji's beatboxing : "Bass, Sugar, Ride, Better, *four words forgotten*", sometimes Better becomes Drop, and the words are written on the napkin

Got my first LD of the comp ! I was too tired to do everything I wanted in it, but that's still progress. First succesfull WILD of the comp, after my 2nd WBTB of the night.

Black = Non-lucid dream recall
Blue = Lucid dream recall

Super Mario News



A news anchor who looks like the singer Mika is waiting for Trump to confirm a move before he can start the news. A 10-second countdown begins. *Glitching animated image of him* To present the news, he plays Super Mario Bros. There's Bowser as a casual enemy. But the game wasn't coded properly : less gravity so everything is slower, no sounds when Mario takes a mushroom or a star... The presenter still enthusiastically comments the letsplay, swears, answers the chat...

Monsters (feat. Monster)

At my brother's house, in the bathroom, I imagine a streamer playing Tekken 7. Then at my parents house, at night, two nephews are sleeping, I go to the bathroom, but bad thoughts enter my mind : I imagine monsters appearing (a giant purple caterpillar and some others), while "Monster" by Meg & Dia is playing in my head. I brush my teeth and go back to my room, luckily no monsters appeared

Too sleepy to sing along (FA, LD)

At my brother's house, in my bed, some family arrives, my brother-in-law gives me a lamp and some phone chargers, I ask them if it's a dream or not (just to be sure), no answer. Then a nephew comes over to me, I dap him up, and he begins singing. I morph him into another nephew two times. Then I'm alone, still in bed, my hand is very blurry, as if erased. I hear snoring next to me, I'm too tired to continue the dream. I fall back asleep and open my eyes again, wanting to continue the lucid dream, but I woke up...

Tarzan beatbox (fragment)



A bearded mixed-race man behind a grocery store starts imitating a traditional dance (or a series of movements) made previously by a spirit/monster but in a modern version while making the Tarzan yell and beatboxing, all while smiling.

I need to get back on track with the reality checks and the meditation. WILD is still an anti-sleeping technique for me unfortunately. Even after a WBTB.

Pro-vax maths and reverse pregnancy

Adam from Psyched Substance reacts to Dr. Nozman's four-step "breakdown" of his anti-vax video, "with compelled evidence" : four arguments (yellow rectangles on a white background), n°4 : *equations* —> 16 + 16 = 33 —> 33 - 33 = 0 *down arrow* *equation* Except that the final equation has multiple answers, making it impossible. Dr. Nozman's fourth argument doesn't work.

Then two characters are shown : a potato-shaped couple drawn in black silhouettes (invisible skin) on a white background. Red lips and a pink body for the female, cyan blue body and a mustache for the male. People on the internet put them in lots of different situations, two of which are new concepts : the male is pregnant (and disappointed), and another (forgot).

Garden joke (fragment)

A tall bald guy wearing glasses and with bandages on his broken nose tells me a joke in a garden in front of a house. I interact with objects (maybe flower pots).

Yogurt and raisins



At my parents house, eating yogurt and raisins in front of the living room computer, sometimes turning around to watch TV. Some family members are here.

Ate dinner before bed but still craved a dessert. I think it affected my dream a little bit...

KFC beef burger



In town with my high school class, everyone goes to different places. I go to KFC. I get a beef burger and cook another steak on the public grill. I add sauces. The food is decent, but the chicken wings, which I didn't see at first, would've been better.

Mop towel game board

I'm a different guy in another family. Before dinner, I suggest we play a board game. My parents don't want to, even though they play it every day. Disappointed, I go back upstairs and wash the large mop towel I had prepared for the occasion, which would've served as a game board.

No meditation but had very good sleep, stayed awake multiple hours for my first WBTB of the night. Even though Mithrala is a Dark Elf, I think I can count her as an alien for +3 Dream Theme points

3 missing points and purple Mithrala

In a house, gathered with a small group of people, my friend and one of my brothers are upstairs, me and the friend are texting about a way for him to gain more points (probably for a competition or something, spoiler : he didn't do it even though it was simple), then my brother comes down with us, he applies a cream to my hair. My friend comes down too and I scold him about the 3 points he could've earned.

Then the scene cuts to purple Mithrala Lifebane from Raid Shadow Legends pinning down an old man to the ground on a dark rocky mountain (not sure if it is night or the sky is just filled with darkness). "One wrong move and I'll detroy you !" she says, as she forces him to put a gun to his own head. I then imagine if the man decides to shoot her : the bullet simply bounces off her. She's invincible. Knowing he disobeyed and will get tortured, he then tries to shoot himself, but there's no more ammunition...

Cartoon children's adventure



Me and some cartoon characters jump out of a helicopter and fight in the sky. Then other cartoon characters : children in the daycare playground, wanting to live a dangerous adventure, jump into a hole in the ground. One of them, the little girl resembling Richard Watterson (from Gumball) and being the most intelligent and reserved of the group, hesitates but ends up following them (having difficulty passing due to her size). Passing throught zigzagging tunnels, they land in the grass, right next to the hole. Watterson exclaims that they could have slid a chandelier to go directly there *a chandelier appears*.

Then Watterson's strict mother (probably resembling blue Felicity Parham from Gumball) arrives, puts her hand on her daughter's forehead to manipulate her brain so that she agrees with her. She scolds her new friends because what they are doing is dangerous for her daughter, which is why she will not return to daycare. Then as she leaves, she peels the front of her own body with her hand to remove a layer of dark blue wax, leaving her skin light blue. Then I am in this same playground and I make the photo montage of this dream, in "3D" : image blocks of Richard Watterson, Aqua from Konosuba, and 5 or 6 more.

Photo montage 2 (fragment)

I'm making the photo collage of a dream : image blocks related to a demon, etc...

Photo montage 3 (fragment)

I'm, again, making the "3D" photo montage of my dream with Richard Watterson.

Walking in reverse

In a room, girls in party dresses walk past me for an upcomming party. One of them walks in one direction but advances in the other, as if slipping on ice.

Fast brown cockroach

Missing crushing a cockroach with a slipper, *something with the color brown*

(FA)

Write down the four dreams I just had, can't be bothered to write down two short dreams I had before my WBTB (cockroach and another one that I forgot).

Pasta soccer

Compilation of friends doing dangerous penalty kicks with raw fusilli pasta with so much power that it could make their noses or eyes bleed

Murder in the engineer's garden



A black man and a white woman in a garden, on the ground, they fight (in slow motion because their strength is decreasing). The woman stabs the man with a knife, who in turn stabs her with a piece of fusilli pasta. The woman takes out a gun but the man takes it and lies down on it, both die of their wounds. Then a guy arrives and sees their bodies, quickly heads back inside and calls the authorities. If I were him I would've locked the door (I imagine the black man waking up from the dead and entering the house). It is no longer the guy's house (who is an engineer) but that of a YouTuber. They meet and become friends. The YouTuber hosts him, the engineer streams League of Legends every day on his PC. Then I'm the engineer, at my parents house, and my parents call me. In the living room, they know that I am creating a machine that will revolutionize the world, the YouTuber told them. But they don't know that the engineer is actually me (Agthoëk).

Cat ringtone

At my parents house, in my bedroom, I hear an old friend riding his bike past my house, his phone is ringing, it's the Iphone ringtone cat version (which is glitching)

This time, meditated BEFORE going to bed, and didn't try WILD. Worked out well since I didn't have trouble falling asleep this time. Had another false awakening that I still didn't manage to catch. Never had this much FAs in my life

Simon Cowell beatbox



Simon Cowell (he has a beatbox name), with only one arm left, is number 1 in the GBB25: World League solo wildcards, he's beatboxing on the GBB stage with a can of food intead of the mic (holding it with his right shoulder, where he lost his arm), the audience loves his performance.

Minecraft villager pain

With friends, I hear a sound that reminds me of a Minecraft villager in pain. I tell my friends, but they don't care, so I look for the sound on the internet. A video of a villager in lava. I finally find one with the sound I'm looking for.

(FA)

*false awakening* I write down my dreams in the notes app.

Almost stuck

In a patch of water, maybe a pond, I'm in a swimsuit or swimming shorts. I join my mom, my sister and her 3 year-old daughter (who's starting to walk) at the beach. The child is running around, and almost gets stuck between the iron bars of a chair without a seat, but we let her get out on her own so she can learn to fend for herself.

Meditated while attempting WILD, couldn't fall asleep, ended up on my phone until 2AM... The WILD gods are stopping me from LDing...

A trip to the infirmary



I'm a cashier, a man shouts : he hurt his finger (just a small bleeding cut). I call my collegue on the phone, he tells me where the vehicle is to take the man to the infirmary : it's an electric forklift situated in a pallet with other stuff inside. A guy who works here wants to help me take the vehicle off the pallet. Then I'm in the break room, I eat chocolate pieces (easter bunny and some others)

Meditated while trying to WILD but it often just keeps me awake. Second false awakening since the comp began (still didn't catch it) :

(Fragment)

Me and three of my nephews in a house

Team WBTB



*false awakening* In my bed, I'm writting the dreams of me and a teammate of this spring comp (he's online in the notes app), I want us to go back to sleep for WBTB

Marble stairs in Paris (fragment)

With one of my brothers in an appartment *forgot what happened*, then I'm in Paris, on top of giant white marble stairs, lots of people are sitting on the steps, I find a spot near the edge next to a group of travelers

Violent glitched waves



A place where dreamers can meet and embody other dreamers to increase their chances of lucid dreaming. *false awakening* I write down my embodied "dreams" a bit like this :
•*Dream*
.*Something*
•*Dream*
.*Something*
•*Dream*
.*Something*
•*Dream*
.*Something*

Then I go back to "sleep" : I'm walking outside, following the road in a forest, then there's mostly a concrete road and less nature. I'm heading towards a specific place. On the way, a grandma with pink lipstick and yellow dye painted all over her skin is making zombie or Frankenstein noises and mannerisms in a car with no rooftop and she has an automatic hairdressing machine on her head. But I know this is normal in this place. I've arrived at my destination.

I see the beach, with high waves frozen in time, which I try to unfreeze using telekinesis : the waves start moving again every few seconds, like It's glitching. The sea is very rough, the tides are getting closer to me quickly and without stopping. I take off one sock to not wet it but I don't have time to take off the other one when the waves become more and more violent.

The waves are so violent that I have to run, trying not to get my remaining sock wet. Then there's one of my sisters and some other people. She explains to us how to deal with the incoming waves : we have to stay behind the large wall/block of ice, and jump when the water comes in. We do it and the water is cold because of the ice.