Agthoek's Dream Journal

Spit snaring

Me and two of my brothers-in-law are training the spit snare (a beatbox sound).

Hard homework

A girl from high school gives me her homework to do for the next day (english, french, history...), I manage english, but I struggle with a complicated text in french : I can't answer some very important questions that are worth a lot of points. The next day, the girl has a bad grade, her teacher suspects her of cheating. I confess to her parents that I did her whole homework, I explain to them my thinking process for the text in french.

Mont Céleste & Volvo opponents

I am an employee in a store, customers warn me that there's a problem : the automatic doors, behind layers of curtains, don't open anymore. I repair it, people applaud me. Some are walking their dogs.
Then an old lady asks me where I am going, I reply "Mont Céleste, Plateau 3" : a huge snow mountain chain (but really I'm going somewhere else, it's way too much walking). She follows me and sees the mountains, with the name of the place written above. I start to go there, then I discreetly turn around and join a group of student teenagers on the grass field : they are many, they go to the same place, some run and others walk, I run.
I fall down a steep slope, I arrived. A guy followed me, a girl was already there. The place is a square park with grass, some bushes and poles or pillards. I show them how it works here, because I’m certain I’ve done this before (I've had the same dream before) : more and more cars (all the same : black Volvo v40) will spawn and try to crush us. To destroy them, you have to put yourself between them and a pole. They'll crash into it. The bushes are also a good place to hide.

Cops, fight and doomscrolling

I'm walking on the sidewalk in front of my parents' house, many policemen are here, they're arresting a guy, taking him out of his car, I accidentally bump a bunch of cops, then a girl gets in a fight with a fake policewoman trying to give her a ticket, they fight while screaming. Then I'm in a house, my mom is at the table, I'm scrolling instagram reels, my screen is shown on TV. The reels : an ad with Nunca Muda? by ScytherMane playing, aliens girls with the alien emoji on their faces dancing...

Airport and store employee

I'm an airport security employee, I'm watching things pass through the x-ray machine. Then I'm cashier at a grocery store, a man buys some water.

Hot or cold ?

At my sister's house, I take a cold shower as it is warm and sunny outside, but I see huge dark grey clouds coming, so I take a hot shower, but I end up opting for cold water.

Corn prank/betrayal

A corn grain climbs around his buddy’s car (who isn't corn) while trying to hide a cherry tomato on his back. They are on a growing Fortnite tower. The corn grain makes his friend believe that he's helping him But his friend, in the car, saw that. The corn grain tells him it was a prank but he's angry, the tomato is like a betrayal for him.

Parked flirting

Two girls are parked in a car, and two guys come flirting with them. One of the girls taunts a guy, but his response is great (I forgot it), and he manages to kiss her. When the guys leave, I go ask the girls something unrelated but no answer because they are still overwhelmed by what just happened.

(LD)

*WBTB WILD* I'm lying in my bed, eyes closed, my arms rise up on their own, then the dream is created : I hear music that I've never heard before (probably phonk, with "eh, eh, eh" in loop). Then I'm in a bedroom, I slowly fall and bump my head against the bed. Through a hole in the bed sheet I can see a dog under the bed. *short awakening* A world map appears in front of me.

Blind shark attack

With some family, we're walking in a shallow water stream, when a baby shark, blue with whale shark patterns, starts to surround us. The animal attacks me : he jumps out of the water and bites the side of my neck, without letting go (reminds me of Narancia vs Squalo). I can’t do anything, not even poke his eyes because he doesn’t have any. I fall, bleeding. Then I imagine this species of shark that I didn't know, in the darkness of the abyss, but in adult form.

Delivery signing

I'm in a grocery store, me and an employee sign a delivery man's paper.

Kanye beef (fragment)

Kanye West gets in a heated argument with someone, his girlfriend holds him back to avoid fighting.

Morning sounds (FA)

*false awakening* I "wake up", lying in my bed, I try doing the inward scratch whistle of Rich beatbox, then Pacmax's train whistle. I hear my sister talking to her daughter in the other room.

Chess and african meme

I'm playing chess on Chess.com vs probably a bot, infinite time, brown 9x9 board, only black pieces (hard to tell our pieces appart). There's a lot of pawns everywhere, I have trouble moving forward in this extremely closed game. I still manage to break through, I accidentally sacrifice my rook, but I am one square away from making a queen on e9 (his h9 queen is looking at my pawn). *continuing the same dream by briefly waking up and falling asleep several times because it's too hot* The opponent has advanced with his pawns, I lost my queen but I eat his other important pieces, then I hear my nephew looking at a meme : a jacked african guy in a white tank top, we see his back. He's repeating "Confess!" to another african guy who responds "Youuufff...". This meme is looping during my game. Then I have a queen and not my opponent, I didn't notice that we could move two times in a row, I end up eating his pawns on g4 and e2, his king is well protected in b4 behind a pawn. Pawns are on a5, d4 and e3 (and all over the board as well).

Niblings and home cinema

I'm at my parents' house, lots of my niblings and their friends are here, there's a cinema room in the house, with a giant screen : with three boys we watch an episode of the Simpsons where Bart and his friends can't get girls. Then I go in the bathroom to change clothes but I can't because the door can't close and nieces are always entering and leaving.

Sangoku vs Trunks

Near green mountains, Sangoku avoids all Trunks' sword attacks with extreme speed and by teleporting.

Online beatbox melodies (feat. Stitch)

I'm beatboxing online (probably on Discord) with the beatboxer Stitch and two others, we can all see each other, before the battles begin, we do some melodious beats, a guy switches teams, we laugh. Then the referee has to go somewhere, Stitch says : "Wait! *Pixelated notification sound with voice*", it was hilarious, then I hear the sound as if I had bluetooth headphones on because I activated that mode. The sound briefly cuts off, I press on the screen, "Unable to send message" appears. Then with Stitch we beatbox Big Steppa by Benja, I end with a vacuum technique + vocalized whale whistle. I'm still online but at my parents' house, me and one of the other beatboxers are doing fart bass melodies (that's the actual name of that sound), Stitch is impressed, and I become or imagine ZVD. Then the referee Scott Jackson returns, announcing the beginning of the battle with his epic announcer voice.

Angry men, angry bull

I’m a very big, muscular and angry powerlifter, outside, and I get in a heated argument with people, then with a worker. We both look like Gregor Clegane. He drops a big rock against the gate that seprates us, I'm shouting at him to open if he's a man. But he goes and hide in the shade of some bushes far away to inject himself with a strengh/muscle enhencement drug. I scream that he's drugging himself to be strong. I open the gate, then a huge white bull is here, chasing us down between the grass field and the grass hill. At some point, the bull is up the hill, he is coming at me, but I get déjà-vu : I know that I've already lived this exact moment (maybe in another dream), so I know what to do : I crouch at the last moment, he almost kicks me by jumping over me. At one point, his smaller and weaker bull friend arrives. I chase him, then the big bull chases me again.

Sky trees (LD)

*WBTB + WILD* I'm lucid, lying in my bed, I hear reggae in the upper room and someone downstairs. Looking out the window, I see two trees floating in the beautiful yellow sky with lots of clouds. I don’t move to avoid waking up but it's like my left arm is inside my ribs. It makes me uncomfortable and wakes me up.

Big store and beach jog

I’m in a big store, there is few people, I look at the aisles : I put back a line of jewelry in its place with other jewelry, I see a long low fridge full of the same item : slices of red meat at 11 €. The female employee watches me on the cameras, then I find a passage to the exit. I'm now walking with a big backpack and jeans shorts in a city, it’s sunny, I cross the road in front of restaurants where fishermen make dishes, then I start running to reach a place. Some runners are running right in front of me, slowing me down "The fuck is that ?!" , I pass them, on the beach, now I want to get to my destination before them. I have a pebble in my shoe, then I see a small bridge leading to the sea, I take it, a guy dives from it, I don't, and I have another pebble in my shoe. Then a video plays of Ben Shapiro presenting four pairs of white shoes. The two last ones are named Revanged and Avanged.

Jet ski or boat mission

I’m at a place where a guy is giving jet ski or boat lessons. I have to go on a mission. I take a large jet ski/boat with several people in it, and one person in a boat in front. *forgot what happens next*

FIFA target

I'm playing FIFA on a TV screen, I aim at an opposing player with a red target. I manage to keep it focused long enough on him for it to send a bomb of sparks on his head.

Dopamine fail

I'm the beatboxer Wing, on stage in front of many people in South Korea (at G-Dragon's concert), I perform Dopamine, but fail the first vibration bass (voice crack).

Beating Beatpella and GD

I'm the beatboxer Zekka, everything is black and white, I beatbox and do calisthenics at the same time in a park with breakdancers. One of them arrives (we're now in a room, colors are back), tickles my feet during my handstand as a joke, then bonks my head with an aluminum baseball bat (still as a joke), but it annoys me. We're now in a white void, and the guy becomes the members of Beatpella House, all with aluminium bats. I manage to take their bats and hit them with it. Angry, the breakdancer and his wife both become insane demons from Geometry Dash, I’m a pink and yellow arrow in his demon level, while simutaneously in a room. The level is a really fast insane demon with pink background and lots of white spikes. The music is this : https://youtu.be/zDbhNkx3Ku0?si=WTG2N_rj6GoYh6Cx (from 1:09 to around 1:45).

Expensive tree bark

I'm in a room with a tree in the middle, one of my sisters is there, someone talks about the dark tree bark, which is rare and expensive.

Had a spontaneous LD, without even WBTB or WILD. I stayed on my phone until really late though

Hill Climb Surfing

I'm a surfer, I’m surfing down a mountain from where lots of earthy water flows, a guy is here with me, he tells me I can ride the waves uphill, so I do it. It's pretty fun !

Speed vs Power (LD)

I am IShowSpeed, in a building with people arround, when an arab dad asks me lots of questions as he gets closer to me. I can tell he wants to punch me. If we fight, he's clearly gonna win. But the situation makes me laugh, which irritates him even more. He chases me down the street, as I become another guy. *lucid* I run faster than him, so I make fun of him to annoy him even more, then I deliberately slow down, he almost catches me but he slips and knocks himself out against a wall. With my friends, we continue to make fun of him while filming. Then his daughter arrives, panicked, as she sees her dad sleeping on the pavement.

I ate pork chop and ham before bed, maybe it had an influence on my dream...

Escape of the pigs

I'm at my parents' house, in the garden. Through the garage window I see lots of pigs inside, too many in a space way too small. They all push each other, it’s complete chaos. One of them looks at me, standing up, it’s a bit scary. Then I enter, the pigs are in a square enclosure, including two very large and tall humanoid pigs, one male, one female. The male pushes the female out of the enclosure, which turns her human (she keeps her tall and large shape). She's exhausted. I tell her to lie down on the long sofa cushion in the garden, but she falls and hurts her finger. I go find my mom for something to fix her finger, but she has an insect on her : a small black ant head and big yellow body, like a jelly bean. I remove it from her, she thinks it might be an evil creature. Returning to the enclosure, there are only a few piglets left. The male humanoid pig has opened the enclosure... A piglet has climbed a refrigerator covered with a tarp, I take him and give him to an orang-utan in the enclosure.

Chased throughout gardens

I'm at my parents' house, but it looks like another house. A guy and a girl are mad at me, the guy is chasing me, even outside. I'm running for my life. Then same scene but I run through the neighbors' gardens, hopping a fence.