MastaJAG

Took a nap and in my dream I was sittin in my room playin some starcraft 2. An unknown guest was accompanying me and I didnt find it at all awkward that I could see a clone of myself standing in a nearby chair. This guest picked that chair up with my form still standing in it and walked out of the room. And I was like wtf... This is a dream! So I looked at my hands and they looked like they were boiling!! I contained my excitement and tried a few more reality checks. Really looking at my hands I realize now perfectly how the dream world interprets hands. I pressed the fingers of my right hand thru my left hand and the skin on the back of my left hand protruded. I held my nose and could not breathe. Finally I got up and started to explore while rubbing my hands. In this false house, I walked into the hallway and found my sister in a chair. We talked a little and I left her to find my parents. They were sharing a chair watching a movie under a fort of blankets that obscured their faces. I was trying to tell everyone I was in a dream because I was so excited and didnt consider that they werent real. I started losing my dream I felt so i looked at my hands and rubbed them together more

Finally I decided to experiment so I went outside and went into the street and jumped. I jumped nearly 6 feet in the air and my fall was slow. I was so excited! I did that a few more times and jumped over an incoming car. An annoying neighbor kid was throwing rocks at me throughout this time and I just took notice of him, so I gave him this look like I was going to beat him and he dropped his rocks and ran down the street as I decided it would be fun to use my superior dream-speed to overtake him. I focused on running very fast and It didn't seem like it worked. I felt my feet and legs moving faster than normal and it felt like a was hovering an inch or so off the ground, but I was going only a normal running speed. I even looked down at my feet and there were blue flashes as my legs twirled quickly. The shadow made my legs look 'sonicesque'.

I got to the kids house as the garage door slammed shut and I decided to jump head first through the thin metal. I popped right through the other side leaving a big hole of bent metal. The door inside was open and I judged that his dad was going to come out with some sort of gun soon and I realized my fun here was over, so I jumped through the garage and got stuck in the hole I made. I squeezed myself out as the metal gave and standing in the driveway I tried to fly away.

I didn't fly however, though I hovered higher and higher focusing at a cloud. Then I looked down at the neighborhood as it faded away. The kids dad burst through a door in the roof of their house holding a double-headed flyswatter as big as he was. He faded out because I was getting higher. It felt as if I was standing and the world was slowly descending from my feet.

Then I woke up!! And I was like hell yeah!