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I was taking a nap today after missing a lot of sleep this week on the job, when i dreamed I was looking from outside my house from the street towards my front door. There was a package there. I knew I had ordered something earlier in the week but did not expect it so soon. When I woke, I remembered the package, what it looked like and the amazon label on it. I was like, if I open my front door and there is a package there it means I astral projected out of my body and saw that package. Sure enough...it was in the exact same spot I saw it from the road in my dream..which I now know was not a dream but a pure out of body experience or remote viewing..cool stuff!!

This was an Astral Projection mislabeled as a dream. I did this last night and still remember every single aspect of it, as the average dream recall only lasts about 4 minutes after waking up, I find this to be proof positive that I indeed projected. There were other characters there and it feels like I know them. The event starts as I am watching rocks fall from the sky and absolutely crush anything in their path. The trees were just demolished and I could hear the crushing and breaking, and smell the insides of the trees, the leaves and the feeling of sheer devastation. I was standing alongside a road and could see the giant rocks as they fell all over the sky. Some were small and I dodged them as they came in my direction. The smell of the topsoil being turned as they hit the earth and buried themselves or skidded along and ripped the ground apart was in the air. I slid down the embankment to avoid being hit by another rock as other people were running for their lives. I never saw any fireballs. I found this odd. I was talking to another person there and we were trying to figure out what it was. We decided it was either an asteroid belt or we were in the debris field of a passing planetary body. I said lets go see...and then I was aboard a mothership in earth's orbit. This thing was huge. It looked like a battleship but in space. We wandered all around inside and tried to open doors inside until we came upon a room filled with slabs of what looked like Ice, inside were people frozen. At least they looked like people. I turned a switch and they all woke up. I was talking to this short female with red hair and a striped shirt and told her lets go checkout this other room, with turned out to be a large open area like a locker room, when all the frozen people began walking in. There was a 7 foot talk black dude who started talking to me if I knew Mat Collins...( this dude i went to school with, who i really didn't like) I told they guy that Mat was dead, and that he died in Iraq.( I made that up, I don't know if he is really dead, but I don't like him and didn't give a shit about lying to the 7 foot tall alien dude. Then a bug came out of the corner of his mouth..a big roach came out of the corner of his mouth, and it was gross. He then opened his mouth which turned out to be a big as a basketball and the inside of his mouth had about 100 teeth and his tongue was the size of a toilet lid. There were about 20 or 30 bugs inside his mouth, I think they lived there..they just sort of crawled around in his mouth. It was this moment I realized this dude was a lower dimensional being and I was in the astral plane. He was trying to scare me, but it didn't work, I simply told him laters and me and the redhead female left the mothership. I went back to earth by thought, and the earth was on fire at this point. There was too much smoke to see and I gave up on the experience and woke up.

Well that was awkward...so it is night time and Tupac is hiding under my house and he keeps poking his head out from under the door that leads to the crawl space. Later we found the skull of Tupac and it was alien in structure and I was holding it, staring at it saying this skull isn't even human. The police show up..a man and a woman , and demand I hand over the skull of Tupac. I said no, I'm not letting go of it, he was under my house. The woman cop pulled a knife on me and I kicked it out of her hand and the knife flew into the darkness. The dream faded from there and I am with a Delta team in a small room drinking beer and watching the super bowl. We get the call that we have to deploy but the C.O. says I can't go because I don't know the comms and can't do the encryption. I flat out told them to hand me the rover and I'll show you the comms encryption. He starts talking on the radio and says that I want to go anyway. Then I sort of wake up outside a hotel in some kind of lawn chair and there are a bunch of girls drunk and crying on the porch. I tell the to shut the hell up with the drunk crying because it was ridiculous and I'm trying to sleep. I get up from the lawn chair and my alarm is going off and I wake up. "Thug Life"!

For starters I have not watched television wrestling in about 20 years, with that being said this dream was so strange it had to be logged. First me and my brother were trying to find the usb cable that powered a special device that let us watch t.v. on our watches. We looked all over the house I used to live in as kids for it, but the device and the cable could not be found. On the show, all the wrestlers were sick and vomiting on camera in hospital rooms like it was an episode of E.R. and Vince McMann was walking from room to room with a clipboard and the comedy followed, with wrestlers puking on Dr.s nurses, and each other (sort of like the story from Wideload eating all the pies in "Stand By Me") We got the idea that we could bring the Boogie Woogie man back to life by plugging in the USB cable into his pacemaker to restart him, and there was a small wrestler figure made of plastic and we plugged it in, and the Boogie Woogie man came back to life on the T.V. show hinting at the movie Weird Science. This was a nonsense dream and I file it under comedy with no lucidity.

I have thought about this dream all day. I dreamed it early this morning and still remember every bit of it. I was in this really vivid club. There were these people dancing around like michael jackson but these guys were wicked smooth. It was like they were on ice and when they moved around the dance floor, it would leave a light imprint on the ground like Tron. Their shoes were lit on the bottom with some kind of fluorescent material. so every step they took it left a print on the floor. All these people were having a break dance competition like the 80's. there were breakdance gangs all dressed the same like in that movie the warriors. The floor lighting up with their feet was the coolest part. I asked someone where I was, and what year it was because it didn't feel like I was in my body, I felt like I was having an astral travel experience. Some guy told me it was 2024. So, I'm in the future...and dancefloors will streak with light if you scrap your toe across them, that was really cool. Anyway, i went outside and someone gave me a smoke. everything felt real, i really felt like my body was somewhere else and I was in another world having this experience. Then while talking to someone I started to fade and ghost...then i woke up and was pissed off that I was back in this world. bummer.

I had a very long dream, sort of based on the movie They Live. I was in an old school that had been painted over to make it look new and there was a principle there trying to convince me that it was a new school. I was looking at the lockers and the dates on them said 1960, at this point i realized the people were lying and I kept trying to convince the other students this whole place was some kind of prison. The dreamed then changed to take place in a super market and I asked the cashier if he heard that weird signal, he looked at me and laughed. The signal was coming from Saturn. It hid the aliens from view, they were really tall and had long fingers and were sort of driving the herd of people like cattle, or a crossing guard telling people where to shop, and what to buy. I saw them, they saw me and tried to choke me, i ran and got away, and then saw the whole world was a prisoner of them. They were everywhere and in total control. We were just fat little pets, running in a maze, easily controlled. But if you block the signal, you could escape, then i woke up. I waited all day to type this, because it was so crazy and I didn't really want to post it.

I dreamed I was at a school trying to find a way to reach the inside, all the doors were gated. I came up on this group of people trying to smuggle weapons inside the school. After i told them I would not help them, they started shooting. They shot at me, they shot at the building, they shot cars, and just went nuts shooting in the air. Everyone ran out of the school and thats when I woke up.

Early this morning I woke up knowing, I dreamed the terrorist attack. There were 5 of them. All military, not some crazy jihadist. Except in my dream they used guns. They attacked the airport guns blazing and I was there trying to stop them with an Ar-15. It was one of those dreams I should have typed on this board as soon as I woke up that something very bad was going to happen today. I waited for the news to broadcast the story of a terrorist attack, but when it came it wasn't guns, it was bombs. But I knew it was today, i knew it would happen because i dreamed the whole thing. Yeah, i know, "you're crazy, just because you dreamed it and it happened doesn't make it some kind of psychic thing". true, but this is the 6th time in my life I dreamed about an incident before it happened. I don't care if no one believes me, but the people who know me personally know that when i say something is going to happen, they know some shit is about to go down.

I dreamed i was in pursuit of an armored car that inside it was terrorists that had to be stopped. I crashed into to car and two women flew out of it into a pile of potatoes? and me and my friend drug them out and arrested them and tried to ask them where the bomb was and they pulled out FBI badges and said that they were only pretending to be terrorists but they were going to blow up a city. Still trying to figure out why the potatoes were there, but FBI agents plotting to blow up a city is something kind of creepy.

I braved a heroic dose of melatonin and tripped my ass off, all the way to the center of the earth. Gravity had reversed itself and the earth was hollow and the clouds were the bottom of the ocean and huge sharks looked like they were flying in the ocean clouds. I was walking through a forest and found an old warning sign laying on the ground. For some reason I got the impression the sign was from Norway? It was yellow, had strange writing on it. I tried to take out a piece of paper in the dream and copy them down, even though I was lucid, i was apparently still stupid because I pulled out my cell phone and started taking pictures of the sign and the sharks in the sky. I don't know what I was thinking by trying to take pictures of everything, I knew I was dreaming but who knows... I still laugh at myself for that. Later on, I'm in a large mansion and it felt like I was working for the owner of the house as security. I got a strange phone call on my cell, and it was my ex... I have not spoken to her in about a shit ton of years, and she was crying and asking me why i never called her and that she was going to have a baby.? I was like ...wait the fuck up a second. Why you calling me with this shit? But I played along for shits and giggles, obviously my subconscious wants to fuck with me about something. Anyway, things got more strange as my phone started falling apart and was being held together with crayons, packing tape and the wooden part of a hammer. At this point, I'm like this shit has gotten to weird and I've had enough of the crazy train and I woke up.

Long story short, I knew this girl from college who was a secret witch in real life, and an all around freeloader. She was a computer science major and I guess a hacker too. In the dream we are having a fight over email, dissing each other and she sent me a computer virus called " Turning Stomachs" and it froze up my computer and locked it into what looked like an obama care terminal. It seemed like I was at work and using the work computer for personal email and this was going to get me in trouble. I remember thinking " That bitch! That fucking bitch!" I was thinking why would she send a computer virus to someone who knows where she lives? That's stupid as hell.
This was on about 20 mgs of melatonin and the weirdness just continued. I had another dream about college and I was at a party for someone who was leaving the next day, but I never found out who the person was. I was in a fraternity and we had a party for just about every occasion though.

First entry, here it goes...try not to spook.

Dream started off in a briefing room with about 20 people in chairs listening to the 1sgt give instructions for the attack. We were given instructions on how to lanyard our weapons to our bodies with two attachments. The weapon was similar to the machine guns in Starship Troopers ( this is getting exciting already). We were told that we would be crossing into enemy territory in broad daylight on foot, and that the base was underground approximately 1 square kilometer in size. We headed out running across an open field which soon turned into some kind of stadium where there was a sporting event taking place. As we ran by people didn't even notice us. I entered the base via a storm door, the kind where people run to during a tornado. I ran into an open area where people where sitting listening to a speaker give a lecture. That's when i opened up on them, full auto. Yes, it's kind of scary to put this out there given todays climate with terrorism, but that's what it was. Bad part is, nobody ran for cover or shot back at me. This lasted about a minute in dream time and I ran like hell out of the place, and onto a highway. The dream was extremely violent and very realistic, the vividness of it had me out of breath when i woke up. I remember thinking to myself, Oh my God why did I do that? It felt like someone else's memory or dreamscape. I really hope not, because it was evil.