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30 Aug 2017. Non-lucid. (4-5h nap).

My buddy and a few friends came over. He primarily came over to grab an e-juice I said I'd give to him. Turned into a slumber party of the sorts. The second floor appeared different, the longer couch was pushed up against the wall and was able to fit 3-laying bodies on it. The fireplace was stationed in the middle of the living room. Everyone was asleep, as was I (I appear to be having more dreams where I think I'm awake), a frequent companion of mine was next to me then a brief NSFW thing occurred while I was 'half-awake' in the dream, hoping that no one else woke up.

Another dream involving Guild Wars 2 that I don't remember.

'Woke up', starting writing down my dreams in my dream and felt productive. Then I woke up and didn't start writing this until hours later; I don't remember much.

24 Aug 17. Non-lucid. I really ought to start these entries as soon as I wake up, because this is all gibberish to me now.

Three heists were performed in this dream, first at 9AM in Japan, China, not sure. I was in disguised as a very very tan woman (complexion of wood) with blonde hair. At this point I believe I was tricked to gather intel at a baseball stadium, not sure if anyone was even IN the stadium.

The second jumped me all the way to either Italy or France, parkouring fucking somewhere towards 'intel boards'(I have no idea what I wrote this morning), ending up at a bar with the bartender asking me, "are you old enough to drink?" On the run from SOMETHING, wanted by the police? Ended up at HQ, religious place said "no". (Good lord I have no idea what I wrote this morning.) Sister's attempting to catch me...

Russia. Privet. Something something, finding these red cloaked men in a cathedral? Chapel? No idea.

Eventually I'm at a friend's house cleaning beer. Ended up back home, dad's face was covered in baby powder and he had a teeny tiny fat head, I see myself on the news thinking to myself, "goodbye career".

20 Aug 17. Non-lucid.

I was hosting another house party, yet the area was larger. There were more couches, end tables, sectionals, enjoying catering and drinking with guests. Ended up smoking in the backyard with a few other people, yet again it appeared larger. I ended up feeling very dissatisfied with the living room as they layout changed. Smoked indoors, on the couches, felt stupid like I was making bad decisions. Upstairs my ‘boss’ was there, ducking to avoid him as I held a lit cigarette IN THE HOUSE (Shame on me). Eventually the cops ended up coming, no idea why. Something something along the lines of “laundering the law”? Running away from them at night, they let loose the dogs. I’m jumping fences alongside some strangers, getting bitten and nibbled. Carrying one of my buddies(?), a pitbull jumps up to nip my face and I instinctively try to pet him. I was caught, probably from a neighbor then dragged into a strange house.

VERY NSFW dream occurred, involving a close friend and a transvestite. Escaped, some panting along the lines of “let’s never do that again.” Ended up contemplating that I’ll never be able to return to the new house that I just leased again and furnished.