DDD17's Dream dramas! (mostly...)

I was outside my house, by the pond. A bat flew round the corner, at first I thought it was pretty cool, I mean how often do you see them in the daytime?! Then I noticed it had a pretty disturbing looking face, it didn't seem to express any facial expression it was just fixed on a goggle eyed stared with open mouth. Then it started biting me, I tried to bat it away with my hand but it wouldn't stop, then a huge mass flew round the corner and started biting me, they were so strong that they pinned me to the ground. All the while I was shouting "F*CK OFF! F*CK OFF!".
A mist suddenly started approacing and materialized into Dracula (if you've read it, it makes sense) to which he held up a hand and shouted "CEASE". They all flew off me, hovering in the air. I was thinking thinking and this is what happens if you study Dracula... then he grabbed me and dragged me through this portal into his world. I was not amused.