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Last night, I had a dream that it was my biology teacher's birthday. All of us students turned off the light, and random people from other grades came in, including my worst enemy. In the dream, my biology teacher named Mrs. Flaska had a bunch of really tall shelves in her classroom. On top of the shelves was a wardrobe like off of Narnia. A bunch of my friends were climbing up this ladder and squeezing themselves into that wardrobe thingy. I just sat in my seat and waited for Mrs. Flaska to walk in. All of a sudden, she walks in and the light turns on and everyone yells, "SURPRISE!!!" and they throw confetti everywhere. Mrs. Flaska is VERY surprised, and then she immediately starts teaching us about biochemistry, which we learned like three months ago. I can't help but sneeze really loud, and Mrs. Flaska calls me a "snerp," and tells me to go down and take a shower. I turn the water on and stick my head in the shower. Suddenly, Mrs. Flaska shows up in the locker rooms! "I'm keeping an eye on you, snerp!" she tells me. Ugh. A random old lady walks by and says that she was the "snerp" in ninth grade too. Well THAT sure makes me feel better! After that, my two friends who are brother and sister at my high school got on this train and it was like a rollercoaster. The older brother, Cyrus, keeps telling us that he's three feet tall. After that, we are at my neighbor's house watching "Divergent" and a kid in my English class is eating gummy bears off the floor. Then I woke up.

One night, about 2 weeks ago, I had this creepy dream that my entire family and all our relatives was riding on a train like the one in The Hunger Games. It had a bunch of fancy stuff, and we were all eating mashed potatoes with gravy and baking soda. Don't even ask me why we ate baking soda. My step-grandpa who passed away just last October from pancreatic cancer was there, and he had this rubber ducky named Michael Phelps. My grandma on my dad's side of the family (the side of the family I like better) suggested that we make a music video. Her aunt, Aunt Wanda, who has a really raspy voice from smoking, wanted to sing "All About that Bass" but we didn't want her to because that would sound horrible (no offense.) My dad's cousin named Zach wanted to be Meghan Trainor, so we gave him a blonde wig and my oldest boy cousin named Kyle told him to "ham it up." Zach sang, we danced, and recreated the music video for "All About that Bass." Then the cops pulled us over and gave my great-grandma a ticket and I woke up.

The other night, I had a REALLY weird dream. My dad told my family that we were moving to North Dakota. NOOOO!!!!!!! I don't want to leave all my friends! We were very disappointed, so I told all my friends I was moving and they just said, "Okay." That's it. When my family was in North Dakota, we moved in with the Brady Bunch in a little shack that had one bathroom. In the middle of the night, Jan was itching her butt and said she had hemorrhoids, so I had to look under the sink for the Tucks but I couldn't find them. Then I woke up.

Last night, I had a weird dream. I dreamt that I was in my elementary school gym, sitting there and waiting for a dentist appointment. Meanwhile, I was arguing with my brother over if there was poison ivy in the forest behind our house. We were fighting to the point of punching and kicking, until the principal told us it was time for my dentist appointment. I walked into this room, and it was so weird; some people were getting haircuts, and others were getting their teeth cleaned like a normal dentist. One of the girls on my swim team named Sabrina was the dentist. Oh great. I sat down in the chair, and she just counted my teeth with this metal thingy and said I was good. Yay! Then, I went home and my mom said that my brother, sister, and I had to go to bed. It was only 2 in the afternoon! She sprinkled some magic dust on us, and we fell asleep until it was two the next day. I woke up, and I was eating different colored tortilla chips out of a plastic baggie on the top bunk of our bunk bed. I was rotating like a clock around the bed, and for every different side I was on, I ate a different colored chip. I kept rotating around and eating different colored chips, and the crumbs were falling down the sides of the bunk bed. Some even landed on my brother, who was sleeping on the bottom bunk. I hoped he wouldn't notice or freak out, so I just ate the chips until I woke up. The End.

Dream 1: I had a dream once that I was down in Kansas City with my friends. It was my cross-country team, my cousins, my high school swim team, and the Hunger Games characters. We were just walking around downtown KC, when all of a sudden, Peeta said he wanted to try out his new jetpack. I remember Katniss and I were encouraging him not to, but he still did. We went to the top of the tallest building and Peeta launched off. It was a water jetpack (I had just watched Duck Dynasty before I went to bed) exactly like the one Willie was using. Peeta was screaming and tumbling through the air, and the rest of us were watching and laughing hysterically. Then, a policeman came up and told him to get out of the air. Suddenly, everyone was back on the ground safely, standing in front of Union Station. "I smell smoke," said one of my cousins named Isabelle. We looked up and it was on fire! Aaaahhhh!!!! The fastest girl on my cross-country team named Paityn Howat ran to get the firefighters. She came back in less than a minute. "They wouldn't listen," she declared, "they thought I was messing with them." So then, I had an idea. I whipped out my phone and called Elsa. Elsa came and froze Union Station. Yay! We thanked her and went in, so she then started showing us pictures of her and Anna building a snowman (Olaf). I woke up.

Dream 2: I had a dream that I got back from swim practice and my mom and I were in the car, listening to the radio. It said that everyone we loved was going to get Ebola! I freaked out!!!! We got home, and my mom made me sleep on a high jump pit in the driveway. I couldn't sleep at all, worrying the whole time about Ebola. The next day, I went to school. Everything seemed normal, until cross-country practice. I went to the cafeteria where we all meet before practice, and none of them were there! A gangster-looking dude walked by me so I asked him where they went. He said they all died from Ebola (they're the nicest high schoolers in the universe and my best friends ever!) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I screamed and woke up.

I had a dream that (it was my high school swim team again, along with my family) and we were in the sanctuary at the church where I went to preschool. Everyone was wearing their church clothes. The pastor pressed a button on this remote and a projector screen thingy came out. He turned on this video with fishermen fishing on a boat. Then, he started talking about when Jesus told His disciples who were fishing on a boat to pull up the net, and they didn't believe Him at first, but they did it. Then, the pastor went behind us and pushed the pews! He pushed us into the video! When we all sat up, we realized we were on the boat in our church clothes. The fishermen immediately told us to help them fish. It made me think of District 4 in the Hunger Games. My whole high school swim team was pulling on the net to bring up the fish, and it was CRAZY heavy. Meanwhile, this guy who's a junior on the team named Cyrus was playing his piccolo, and a fisherman told him to stop and Cyrus shouts, "No way, Jose!" so the fisherman made him walk the plank. "I'm a swimmer, you know," says Cyrus, "I'm not gonna drown!" Then his ex-girlfriend named Audrey who's the fastest swimmer on the girls team declares, "He's Cyrus Wallis, he can do anything!" The fishermen push Cyrus off the plank, and then they demand us to get back to work. We look down below to see Cyrus swimming the breaststroke into the huge net. Between him and the fish, it's extremely heavy, but we manage to pull Cyrus up to the surface and onto the boat. He's dripping wet, but we don't care. The fishermen ask us why he's on the boat, and we just say, "I don't know?" Then, they make us grab the live fish and throw them into the fryer alive. The fish were flopping around and they were hard to grab, so my friend on the team named Madeleine Brownfield let me use this trident like what Finnick Odair uses in Catching Fire. The fishermen get the fish out of the fryer and put them on paper plates for us to eat. The fish are whole, eyes and all. Madeleine and I both get a gross-looking plate of a whole entire fried seahorse and some slimy seaweed. We don't want to eat it, so we toss it overboard and then suddenly, we are back at the church. My dad is sitting on my lap. The End.