Stalker
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, 03-06-2018 at 10:27 PM (378 Views)
I’m walking home to a house I lived in 6 years ago. I notice a blue station wagon is following me. I cross the road to get away from him but he does a u-turn and parks in front of me. Then I look through the windscreen and see it’s Bert Newton! For anyone that’s not an Aussie...
I look at him and get a creepy feeling. He beckons me over, and I wonder what he could want... he might just want directions!? I cautiously walk closer, he leans out and asks me if I want a lift! I friggin’ knew it
At that point my alarm went off and I woke up.
Why would I be dreaming about an elderly famous Australian entertainer stalking me?