The Iguana Bites Those Who Don't Dream

I went to see the green lantern in 3D with my brother and cousin. We were the only ones in the theater and as soon as the movie started we kind of got sucked into it and ended up in a grocery store. In the store the green lanterns ring was controlling all 3 of us and flinging us around the store on its own. Then we were put back in the movie theater and my cousin was so freaked out that he left. Me and my brother stayed in the theater but continued watching the movie on an old 32 inch television. When we finally decided to go back and watch it in 3D on the big screen, a bunch of people started entering the theater. I guess a new movie was starting up and I woke up as a woman and her baby sat next to us.

This dream occurred sometime between 6 and 8 AM.

First Dream
I was in my house and found a secret door that led to a side of the house I have never been at (like a 5th side). There was a porch and there were neighbors that I had never met. During this dream I remember there was something after me but I didn't know what it was and it made me feel really uneasy when I awoke. I became partially lucid and tried flying but failed. Then while I was running away from whatever was after me I was taking extremely long strides like I was running on the moon.

This dream occurred after taking 2 Tylenol PMs (I was really not expecting to remember my dreams because of this) and falling asleep at around 1:30 AM.

Second Dream
I was going on a school field trip and had to get on a plane. I had weed in my backpack and I took it out and buried it right before we walked in the airport, which was a very small building. After waiting in line I was pulled aside with some other kids and put in some kind of jail cell / holding cell until everyone boarded the plane. I was released and was told that they had found weed in my backpack and had pictures to prove it. I spent the rest of the dream arguing with the chaperones.

This dream occurred sometime between 6 and 8 AM.

Third Dream
I was walking to Walgreen's through the parking lot like I do in waking life. When I turned around to see where I had been walking, everything was covered in snow. I figured that it was summer and there cant be snow and I must be dreaming (confirmed with reality check.) I became pretty damn lucid and vividly remember the coldness of the snow while I trudged through it. I tried thinking of crazy smells and tastes to experience so I could have good stabilization but I soon woke up.

This dream occurred during a nap between 5 and 6 PM.

First Dream
I was at a Flaming Lips concert at a local venue with a whole bunch of my friends who were being too crazy and were on the verge of being kicked out. These 2 girls came in and one sat next to me while the other sat on my lap. I thought to myself fuck my friends I'm not getting kicked out of this place. So I behaved (even though you can usually do anything at a concert) while I watched all of my friends get kicked out.

This dream occurred between 1 AM and 5:30 AM.

Second Dream
I was running away from a tornado with a group of people (tornados are one of my worst fears) and thought it would be a good idea to take cover next to a steep hill. The group of people I was with just kept running while I crouched down behind the slope. The tornado ran right over me and I have to grasp the grass to keep myself from flying into it. After the tornado was gone, I ran to a jeep in a parking lot to tell Peggy Hill about my story. I didn't actually see her but I knew she was in the jeep. I later went to a bar to see a special showing of the first Simpsons episode. Me and a few friends snuck into this place without getting charged. The bar was showing the episode on the TV but they were using some strange device to change the channels involving a projector and cups filled with water. Some guy int he bar was being a dick and one of my buddies (who would do this in real life) yelled out to the guy while smoking a cigarette. The 2 proceeded to get into an insult comeback battle consisting of content from 5th grade.

Third Dream
I was in New Orleans (I have never been before but I just knew) jumping from building to building. I stopped on one building and looked at the ground and realized that I had never been to New Orleans and that I was probably dreaming. I did the nose breathing reality check and proceeded to try and stabilize the dream. I then hovered down from the building to the ground but the northern hemisphere of my vision was blocked by what looked like a blanket. I tried stabilizing more but I ended up awake.

This dream occurred somewhere between 9 AM and 10 AM.

Fourth Dream
I was in a coastal town built into a hillside in Cape Cod with my family. Me and one of my brothers met this stranger who was showing us around the town. We had to cross a bridge that was really just a plank of wood and my brother fell in the water trying to cross it. I crossed it with ease and sat at a small food stand. I was very hungry but I didn't have any money. It turned out my parents were sitting just a few seats down from me and bought me the special meal, which was a cheeseburger with a large pretzel in the middle. When I got my meal, it was really a bowl of soup with broccoli and bits of hamburger meat. Some girl I had never met come and sat next to me and we began talking but I woke up shortly after.

This dream occurred between 10 AM and 11:30 AM.