The Iguana Bites Those Who Don't Dream

First Dream
I was at a Flaming Lips concert at a local venue with a whole bunch of my friends who were being too crazy and were on the verge of being kicked out. These 2 girls came in and one sat next to me while the other sat on my lap. I thought to myself fuck my friends I'm not getting kicked out of this place. So I behaved (even though you can usually do anything at a concert) while I watched all of my friends get kicked out.

This dream occurred between 1 AM and 5:30 AM.

Second Dream
I was running away from a tornado with a group of people (tornados are one of my worst fears) and thought it would be a good idea to take cover next to a steep hill. The group of people I was with just kept running while I crouched down behind the slope. The tornado ran right over me and I have to grasp the grass to keep myself from flying into it. After the tornado was gone, I ran to a jeep in a parking lot to tell Peggy Hill about my story. I didn't actually see her but I knew she was in the jeep. I later went to a bar to see a special showing of the first Simpsons episode. Me and a few friends snuck into this place without getting charged. The bar was showing the episode on the TV but they were using some strange device to change the channels involving a projector and cups filled with water. Some guy int he bar was being a dick and one of my buddies (who would do this in real life) yelled out to the guy while smoking a cigarette. The 2 proceeded to get into an insult comeback battle consisting of content from 5th grade.

Third Dream
I was in New Orleans (I have never been before but I just knew) jumping from building to building. I stopped on one building and looked at the ground and realized that I had never been to New Orleans and that I was probably dreaming. I did the nose breathing reality check and proceeded to try and stabilize the dream. I then hovered down from the building to the ground but the northern hemisphere of my vision was blocked by what looked like a blanket. I tried stabilizing more but I ended up awake.

This dream occurred somewhere between 9 AM and 10 AM.

Fourth Dream
I was in a coastal town built into a hillside in Cape Cod with my family. Me and one of my brothers met this stranger who was showing us around the town. We had to cross a bridge that was really just a plank of wood and my brother fell in the water trying to cross it. I crossed it with ease and sat at a small food stand. I was very hungry but I didn't have any money. It turned out my parents were sitting just a few seats down from me and bought me the special meal, which was a cheeseburger with a large pretzel in the middle. When I got my meal, it was really a bowl of soup with broccoli and bits of hamburger meat. Some girl I had never met come and sat next to me and we began talking but I woke up shortly after.

This dream occurred between 10 AM and 11:30 AM.