Jacob's dreamjournal

These dreams were really weird!

First dream:

I'm hearing a narrator-like voice, and he is explaining what I'm seeing. I see a big cave, and I kind of float into it. I then see some drones(creature from the game called Starcraft 2) crawling around on the ground, and the narrator tells me that you can sell them, and that they are worth alot of money. Then I kind of float into a pond that is in the middle of the cave, and I go down and down and down. Then a whale swims by. The whale looks very weird. It's face is completely flat, like it was hit with a frying pan in the face. Then some sharks swim by, and their faces are all screwed up aswell. Then some penguins swim by. The penguins start singing like a cristmas quire, and then I woke up.

Second dream:

I'm with my girlfriend in my parents house, and we want to watch a movie. We agree on Aliens, the old one from 86. We have some trouble getting the movie on, because it for some reason is on my phone. We try to connect my phone to the TV, and we finally get it to work. Suddently I'm at my highschool, and I'm talking to my girlfriend about Sigourney Weaver(the woman who plays Ripley in Aliens). We talk about that she is going back to school now that she has finished the Aliens series, and that she is going to be on the same school that I was at.

First dream:

I'm at a place I've never been to before. It looks like a kindergarden, outside where the children play. I'm with a guy I've never met before, and he is some sort of magician. There is a large crowd, and he is going to perform some trick. He pulls out a big sword, and says that he can swing the sword at his wrist, but the hand wont fall off. So he puts his hand up against a wall, and swings the sword, and the hand stays attached to his arm, but I am apparently the only one noticing that it is attached to his arm with tape. The crowd is clapping.

Second dream:

I'm at a hotel with two friends. We want to watch a show on TV, but we can't find a TV anywhere, untill we find a big room filled with people, having some sort of party. There's a TV in the room, and we watch the show on it through a window from outside.

Third dream:

I'm at my parents house, and I get a SMS from one of my friends. He asks me if I want to come to his house and have a party. He says he'll come get me in his car, and that i'll be home before 4 o'clock in the morning.

Back from Roskilde festival, so I should get some more entries going from now on.

First dream:

I was out skiing with one of my old friends. I'm doing all kinds of tricks, and then I did a very big jump, and failed. My skies fell off, and I landed on a slope, hanging in my arms. I fall down, and I have to walk a long way to get up again. I walk for a while, and find out I forgot my skies, so I have to walk all the way back to where I fell. I look down and I see that I'm wearing two red left boots.

Second dream:

I'm with one of my friends from school. We are trying to invent a machine that can make a copy of a person. We are keeping it very secret. I get a phonecall from him saying that the machine is done, and that it is working. He sounds very strange on the phone. He tells me to come to his house and check out the machine. I get there, while still talking to him on the phone. He still sounds strange, almost crying. I get there, and I found out the the government has found out about our machine, and that they had told him to tell me to come to his house, so they could arrest me aswell.

First dream:

I'm at a party outside in a garden with all of my family. There's a big table filled with food, and I'm filling up my plate with various kinds of fish-things. There's only 1 piece left with salmon, and I fight over it with my cousin, and I win. He gets angry.

Second dream:

I'm in a hotel room with one of my friends, and we are watching TV. We decide to go down to the lobby. In the lobby, an interview with a man from Iraq is going on. Suddently everyone panics, and we run to our room. We almost get to lock the door, but suddently a ton of girls run into our room to hide. All of them are Chinese.

Third dream:

I'm kind of in a third-person-view, and in a basement. I see Micheal J. Fox, punching a sleeping bag that is hanging from the celing in a string. He is kinda boxing with it. Some people are wathing him.

Fourth dream:

I'm in a basement again, and there are two Germans. The basement is filled with cases of beer. One of them is about to pop, so one of the Germans grab it and put it in a bucket, where it explodes.

Quite a short dream.

I'm working at my old job, as a postman, and I'm cycling around town, delivering mail. I keep forgetting to give people their newspapers, so I have to go back all the time. I get to a store, and hand the owner her mail. She gets very angry with me because she doesn't like the mail I gave her I suppose.

First dream:

I'm at a basketball court, and it looks like I'm at a school. People are playing basketball, and some are watching. Some guy asks me if he can get a cigerette from me, and I give him one. I walk home, and get info my appartment. It's filled with my friends.

And then it got interesting. The past week, I've had my cellphone beep every 30 minutes, and whenever it did, I would do a RC. So when I got into my appartment, and closed the door, one of my friends asked me to open the door again, so he could hear when my phone would beep!

Unfortunately, I didn't pick up on this

Second dream:

I'm at a party in my old town, and lots of my friends are there. We are having some sort of LAN party out in the garden, but we can't get the network to work propperly. We decide to drink instead, and after a while everyone goes home, and alot of them hide booze in some bamboo bushes.

First dream:

I was outside some large mall, in a car with some of my friends. One of my friends is high, and he is driving the car. He looses control of the car, and we run down a child and some other people. We crash, and I run into the mall because I'm scared. Inside the mall, I hide, and one of my friend's father find me, and he yells at me.

Second dream:

I'm in a parking lot, and there is a lady standing next to her car, smoking a cigarette. She is mad at her husband, and yells at him.

Third dream:

I'm in one of my friend's house, and one of them is angry with me because he couldn't reach me on my phone. I tell him it's because I changed my number, but that he can reach me over email instead, because I also get my emails sent to my phone.

I was at the Danish post office, where I worked about 3 years ago, talking to my coleagues. We are sitting in a room and there is going to be a meeting of some sort. A guy from Microsoft is there to talk to us, and for some reason he tells me he has changed my shift to later that day, so I don't need to be there. The meeting goes on, and it ends with someone bringing in cake, and I remember some person stuffing his face with chocolate cake. He smiles at me with cake in his whole face.

So this was quite close. I kinda dreamt about dreaming, or however I can explain it. Here goes:

I was in a mall with one of my friends. We walk around looking at shops, when I tell my friend that it is possible to teleport around(like in the movies, with a kind of gadget). He tells me I'm crazy, but I insist that it's possible. So I walk into one of those small rooms where you try out clothes, where this guy just took of his pants. I put on his pants, because thats apparently how you teleport. It's doesn't work, so my friend tells me it's only crazy people who believe in that kind of stuff. This is where it got interesting: So I tell my friend, that I don't believe 100% that it is possible to teleport, but that this could me a dream, and therefore possible. It really annoys me that I didn't pick up on this, and became lucid. I think I was close though, because I woke up just after.

First dream:

I had apparently stolen some money, and I'm hiding from the police at my parents house. I decide that I need to go to another country, else the police will catch me. So I go to some country with snow, and people that look a bit Chinese, so I guess I went to China. I lived in a big house with lots of people, and the only way in and out of the house, was through a small hole in the roof, where you had to crawl through dirt to get in and out. I remember being afraid of using my phone, and call my parents, because the police might track me down if I did. I then decide to go back to my parents, and explain to them what had happened and where I had been. I remember talking to my parents, and in the middle of the conversation, I shave off my beard and eat it(I'm serious, I did that in the dream. Probably the weirdest thing I have EVER done in a dream). I don't recall anymore of that dream.

Second dream:

This dream was kind of in a third-person-view. I'm in America and theres an election. I don't know what for. There's this guy handing out flyers about himself, encouraging people to vote for him. Three men get angry with him for doing so, and they kidnap him in his own van. They take him to a big mansion, where there's a big swimming pool. The three guys are elite swimmers, and they show off their skills to the guy they kidnapped. For some reason one of the guys is very good at swimming backwards, and he shows his skills and his two friends are very impressed(this is also so god damn weird). I don't recall anymore of that dream.

Jacob.

I was in some appartment I've never been in before. I'm there with my girlfriend, her sister and Brad Pitt. My girlfriends sister is dating Brad Pitt. For some reason my girlfriends sister is very mad at Brad Pitt, and my girlfriend sympathizes with her. Me and Brad Pitt start talking and we laugh at them. They both get angry at us, and they leave the appartment. They come back after a while, and my girlfriend tells me to read a book about being a better person. They then throw us out of the appartment, and I tell Brad Pitt that I'm going to a friends appartment to stay there. I pack a bag with food and get ready to leave. Brad Pitt says hes going to my school in not too long, where he is going to babysit peoples babies(what the hell?). We agree to meet at the party.

Quite short ones. Didn't sleep at home, but brought my journal.

First dream:

I was at a restaurant, and I ask a man if they have any fish. He shows me a bunch of bowls, filled with what looked like salmon pieces. I pointed one out, and he put it in the microwave oven.

Second dream:

I was at my parents house, out in the garage. My girlfriends brother is there, and I'm hiding from him and some other people. I'm in a shed looking at them, and they are apparently hiding the chopped up corpse of a man they killed, in a black bag filled with leaves. Weird stuff!

Jacob.

Sadly, no dreams recalled this morning. Probably because I didn't sleep at home. Oh well, better luck tonight!

First dream:

I was in a room with some girl from a television show. I dont remember her name. We were talking about computer programming, and she had trouble with an SQL statement that she couldn't get to work, so she asked me for help. I helped her with it and she was happy.

Second dream:

Im at a party, and i see someone famous, but i dont know the name of him. I get an SMS from the person, asking me to come over to where he is at the party. I party with him for a while, and then we go outside to smoke. I see a picture laying on the ground, and i think its mine, but im not sure. Then i leave the party, and go to another party filled with my real life friends. They're drinking alot, and im trying to convince them i was just at a party with a celebrity, but i cant remember the name of him, so theyre very dissapointed.

No recalled dreams this morning. I wasn't able to set my clock to wake me up multiple times during the night, and I only got about 5 hours of sleep, so I guess that why. Going to bed early tonight, and I'll be setting my alarm clck to wake me up 3-4 times. I hope I'll recall loads of dreams, and maybe even get a lucid one! I'll be going MILD-amok!