Dreamz

Dreamed: 5.2.13, Written: 5.2.13

I feel absolutely wonderful right now, so please do excuse me if I phrase things a bit too annoyingly and eccentrically.
I woke up two hours ago and discovered I had a very sore throat. I asked my mom if I could stay home today and she agreed, so I went back to sleep. I went to sleep at more or less 8:00, maybe 7:50. I then woke up at 8:48, and went back to sleep. I'm a bit uncertain as to what exactly happened here, but I'll try to explain to the best of my abilities, as always.
I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep and started to really concentrate on visualizing for some reason, I think that I was already almost asleep so I don't remember it very clearly. Well I was visualizing, and I thought about walking around in my bathroom, I thought about a mirror, then I visualized looking at the mirror, at that point I was inside the dream. I already knew that I was dreaming and the transition was amazingly smooth and unnoticeable. In the mirror I saw a distorted version of myself, and then, to make myself less afraid I presume, I flipped the mirror off with both my hands. My hands were kind of distorted in the mirror too, but I found it funny and was not afraid as I thought I would be. I do feel I need to mention that there was something distancing me from myself in this dream, as if I was looking at everything a few centimeters away from myself.
I remember thinking of the words "Salt soft" when trying to get into the lucid dream, I think they might have come from a dream earlier today, though I don't remember.
After looking at the mirror I looked around it and looked at the wall, then I wrote "Salt Soft" with my fingers.
What I wrote quickly turned into a completely different language that I couldn't understand. I wanted to try to remember what had been written there, and then decided to write it down on paper in the dream, to remember it better. But I got distracted and decided that it could wait, I was suddenly in front of a computer, browsing the internet. But now I was suddenly in front of the mirror again, or was it a mirror inside the computer? I really don't know, it's all quite confusing. Anyhow, I was looking at the mirror, I now looked almost completely normal. I closed my eyes, I saw that my eyes were closed in the mirror, which is another reason I thought something was distancing me. Well I closed my eyes, and said to the mirror "When I open my eyes, I will be as, or even more attractive than "name of a girl I like", I've been really obsessed with her lately, always thinking about her, and thinking whether I'm good enough for her to even think about. So I guess that's why I said that. After I said that I clicked my fingers and opened my eyes. I looked in the mirror and saw that my eyes were smaller, and nothing else really changed.
I thought "That doesn't make me really more attractive, does it? I don't think so.", then I clicked my fingers again and again until my eyes were sort of back to normal.
I then decided to become other people, just for the heck of it I suppose. I did the same thing with the clicking and closing my eyes and said "When I open my eyes I will look like X". It wasn't very accurate, and sometimes not at all accurate, but it was neat.
I was then in front of the computer again, and I remember watching a porn video, thought there was not porn in the video, really. There was a sad looking women walking around a room which seemed to have a mild party going on in, she was thinking, or maybe people were talking to her and naming a long list of pharmaceutical drugs and she was very sad and there was slight dramatic music in the background, the voices were kind of muffled, as if she isn't hearing well.
The video made me think of an idea, "I'll imagine I've set up secret cameras in rooms of girl's I find attractive, and watch those video from this computer, that might be fun!" but then things started to drift away, I tried to repeat "Salt soft" again and again but I eventually woke up. I then lied in bed for about five minutes thinking about what had just happened. I then looked at my watch and saw that it was about 9:15.
I think that I'm going to use "Salt soft" as my mantra from now on.

Happy dreaming.

19.2.13: Salt Soft proved itself to be an awfully useless mantra.