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I had this dream around 2001, but I love it.

I dreamed I was the ambassador to Japan, but I plotted against them, and a chemical attack I had planned caused me to mutate into Godzilla. After a brief bout of terrorizing Japan, I was captured, put in very very large handcuffs, and put on trial for war crimes. I was allowed to pick my attorney based on the number of questions they'd allow me to ask during the trial. Where I am a giant fire breathing lizard. I pick the one that'd allow me to ask the most questions at 23. She was a short plump woman with a positive attitude. The trial was brief and I never even bothered to use the allotted questions. I was, of course, found guilty and sent to prison.
The prison itself was a mall. Each cell was where a shop would normally be, but the walkways, fountains, escalators, all remained in place. I was seen off by my parents, my dad was flying a giant toy airplane, and shot a giant toy missile at me, which bounced harmlessly off my... snout? I was place in a cell and suddenly I wasn't Godzilla anymore, but I had wings and a tail, like the dragon transformation from Breath of Fire IV. I was in a cell with a friend of mine, but we were given free time in the yard. We met a female prisoner who also had wings, however she gave them up to a cruel guard in an act of kindness that somehow made him nicer. Our time outside the cells was practically spent in open air. We spent it planning our escape. We walked around to an area resembling a construction zone and waited to ambush passersby for the things we needed for our escape. After letting several people pass by the girl struck an old lady daintily in the back of her head and took her pocket watch while she was unconcious. I know we were all in prison, but this act surprised and shocked me with its audacity. We enacted our escape and ended up in a donut shop at night. The police began pursuit and we got in a taxi who was fully complicit in our escape. He was trying to shake off the police, and the last thing I remember before waking was him saying were a distorted lyrics of the Billy Idol song Dancing With Myself, "Let me sink another shrink (referring to police somehow), cause it'll give me time to think." I woke up with my alarm playing that song on the radio.