MasterNILE

This is strange. I was hanging out with my friend, Jordan. We were walking to his house when he said "Crap, I gotta' put that board on our door." I was like "What are you talking about?" He said "So the terrorists don't attack my house." I was like "What???" He was like: "Ya, you know? Like in the Bible? How they had to put a cross on their door so that God wouldn't kill their first born child or something?" I said: "WHAT?????" He said: "Ya, the terrorists are attacking our town. Really soon. But actually they won't really do anything except for be annoying. They'll flip over your couch, break your TV, hide your remote, you know." (Which is strange since I guess they were just attacking the Madison (Wisconsin) area or something and EVERYONE knew about it EXCEPT FOR ME (and nobody tried to stop it). So we put the board on his door and went into his house. (Which was like... 8 stories tall and had about 5 pools in it. It was SWEET) And then when I went back to my house my TV was broken and my chair was ripped. It sucked.

This is probably THE WEIRDEST dream I have EVER had. There is this really fat guy that kidnapped Jennifer Aniston. And he didn't really torture her or anything, he just fed her VERY little. It was almost like a game: collect the stir fry noodles. He flooded his basement, hid stir fry noodles all around the basement and told her that that is all she could eat. And while she looked for the noodles the sand bugs from Half Life constantly attacked her. From what I remember I was only in the dream for about 2 seconds. The rest of it it was almost like I was watching from above. I came up to the fat guy and said: "Why do you feed her stir fry noodles?" And he said: "Because it's cheap." Then I said: "Wow, ok." Then I woke up and thought to myself "WHAT THE HELL???"

50 Cent and I were just hanging out and havin' a good time. Then The Rock came up to us and told us to follow him. We did and he led us to an African jungle. When we got in, there was an African tribe there with spears ready. They speared The Rock and 50 Cent and I ran for cover and then fought our way out of the forest. With guns of course.

So I was out to dinner with my family and my aunts and uncles and stuff. Everything was going fine until my uncle saw a ninja outside of the restaurant flipping over chairs and couches and stuff. My uncle FREAKED out, screamed out the window "HEY! Get in here so I can kick your ass!" The ninja came in. They fought and the ninja knocked him out in 2 hits. Yup.

So I was sleeping in my dorm one night. Accidently fell asleep while watching TV and forgot to lock my door. In my dream I saw a ghost face of one of my roommates that said: "Wake up! Lock your door!" It was weird.