Mercassa

The title surely says how weird they was.
[This is just a type up of what I wrote in my Hand Written Dream Journal - Additional notes will be marked in (x) as numbers instead of x and written at the bottom of the entry]

Dream 1:
Woke from a 9 month coma to find 3 people behind a concrete door where my lounge door should be. They were clearly trapped. 3 of my family members to be exact. When I opened the front door there was a huge truck/Lorry outside with my brother and a friend of my parents in the cabin. it was a small one of those car carrying lorries. it only had enough room for two cars. But only had one on it. Some weird cross between a citreon 2cv and a vw golf. Having realised it was christmas day I looked to see if I had any presents. Amazed because I did indeed have one even though I had just woken from a coma; I opened it. Just then the truck had been moved and I saw 3 car loads of people going off. I grabbed the present now unwrapped and ran towards the car with my parents in. I put on the shades and jumped in the back seat. To their shock that I was there I simply said " Merry Freakin Christmas" and off we went. (1)

Dream 2: This was short but packed full of randomness. I was in some kind of room. About 10 metres long 7 wide and probably 4 tall. There were plain tables and chairs everywhere. There was an alignment of beds that looked like they'd just come from the ww1 trenches around the walls. All of it was plain grey. the beds had stained and ripped blankets that were covered with mud and blood. There must of been about 30 of us gathered around a central table listening to a teacher.
[Then it got really weird..] A piece of chewing gum was thrown over a wall and hit Chabert on the head. [I should probably mention that there was no roof on this room] He then asked us if we knew what gum used to be for. He said it used to be for school. To aid learning. (3) but now it's just a symbol of evil and darkness among modern society. (4) Just about then a Barrage of gum was lobbed over the four walls for about 5 minutes. Bit of panic, some yelling. Then I woke up and that was the end of dreams.
1)About then I woke up so didn't get to finish the dream and see the bad guy.
(2) He resembled Chabert from les Choristes.
(3) No idea what bit thought that up.
(4) See (3) xD

I'm on the right track to getting there with LD I believe. But I'm not there yet. I have plans to look forward to. Hope you uhh.. enjoyed? reading that.