Wine Solids
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, 08-12-2011 at 07:46 AM (441 Views)
I was at my old high school. For reasons unknown, I was trying to sneak out an open window on the second floor with a large purple block the size of an encyclopedia. The purple block was actually wine in solid form. I was about to exit through the window into a courtyard below when my friend's dad, who was a teacher at the school, caught me trying to climb out the window. He was extremely angry with me for opening the window. I hastily hid the wine behind my back for fear of being caught with alcohol on school property. Mr. X continued to yell at me repeatedly for opening the window, but he had not acknowledged the fact I was about to jump from the second floor. He also hadn't noticed the wine behind my back. A crowd of teachers formed to watch as Mr. X continued to yell at me repeatedly, and I started to panic. I quickly threw the wine into the trashcan when I though no one was looking. Somehow no one noticed, and I felt I huge wave of triumph come over me for my sneaky maneuver. He notified me that my parents were being called in the office at this moment. A split second later my parents joined the crowd watching my humiliation. Then my memory fades out.