roy13161

2 nights ago:
i was watching a new show on comedy central. it was hosted by those 2 guys from Shawn of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. and there was a third host who was the guy with glasses from The League. the show started with the first 2 guys in the middle of the street talking. then instead of me watching them on the tv, i am where the camera would be. the hosts talk about going to some place so i walk away to get into my car. as i start driving, cars start hitting each other like its a race or demolition derby. i hit a car but kept going to the place the hosts were talking about. we get there and we enter a gym that is set up to be a dance. the 2 hosts join up with the 3rd host and crash the dance and start saying stuff in the microphone. i found it hilarious. then i woke up(false awakening) thinking how odd it was that my dream could be so funny. i woke up lying on a couch in my bedroom where my computer should be. i go back to bed(in my dream) and then i wake up(for real).


the next night:

im a soldier, walking with my squad. the hallways we were walking in looked like the halls from starwars(black, sleek tiles with white light strips on the walls). we walk into a dead end. my squad just kinda dissapears. i see other soldiers, they are polish or something. there were a lot of them and they were allies so i felt safe. then the german army came. i found an open door and hid behind it, but peeked to see what was happening. they were all wearing black armor and helmets that looked like darth vader's helmet. they killed all the polish soldiers. then i saw a really tall and muscular soldier, kinda like the juggernaut from xmen(live action movie not cartoons), but in black. i closed the door and ran away. i found a room with all my friends in it. i explained to them that the german army killed all the polish soldiers and they strangly looked like darth vader impersonators. they all just laughed a little and didnt take it seriously. then i woke up.

same night:

starts with my playing basketball with some guy. he didnt wear a shirt and was muscular, looked pretty douchey as well. after playing for a while he asks if i wanna go look for some girls to hit on. i agree and we walk down the street. we go to a park and see 2 moderately attractive girls. the douchey guy im with talks to one of them as i stand next to him but she says she has to leave to meet some other guys. then he starts talking to the other girl, but she isnt interested. then the douchey guy starts gropping her trying to have sex. he gets very physical so i push him off her and she starts to run away. he gets pissed off and tries chasing her. i end up tackling him and she runs away. he calms down and i stand up and try to catch my breath. out of no where i see 2-3 sailormoon girls floating down the street saying something(dont know what) and i remember being very confused. i turn around and see that the girl that ran away came back becuz she wanted to have sex with the same guy that i pulled off of her. that made me more confused and then i woke up.



notes:
Ive been getting some really weird dreams lately.
i dont get false awakenings that often
its been about 6 days since smoking a fairly large amount of pot(for my age and size).