SamTyler

1. I composed a beautiful tune, but unfortunately I forgot it a few minutes later
2. I was hunting in the forest with my dad. I tried to shoot birds and young deer but I missed every time. Only one big bird passed out cos of stress and fell from a branch
3. I was a submarine officer. We sailed over the sea and executed missions. We landed at a city with a couple of my friends and Jean-Claude Van Damme. It was one of the first virtual city. That's what others said. Don't know how it works. The city was completely virtual but it was real. While we were walking along the street my friend asked me why a girl he had sex with ten years ago don't want to do it again. He said that she undressed already when she refused him. I didn't know what to tell him. I said that he lost his skills cos he spent too much time serving in the navy and did't have any chance to meet any girl for a long time so he had to exercise to get'em again.