Journey to the Land of Randomness

Basically, my dreams are incredibly random. But none are scary for me. The problem however, is that I already use my irl DJ and like it better. So I decided to spice this up a little and review my dreams to point out extra weirdnesses and awesomenesses.
So yeah. This is me. Journey to the Land of Randomness that is my dreams, and the Land of Randomness that is my mind.

And get random quotes you probably won't understand. BONUS!