Journey to becoming the leader of Dreamtopia

It started with me ina card shop where I played a few games of magic. I was even allowed to go to the underworld to duel other planeswalkers as long as I came right back. The portal was in the bathroom. The underworld was like a cave with magic lights so you could see. When I got back I saw that2 kids had stolen from my back pack I left ungaurded while gone. None of the employees would do anything so I went home. I looked in the mirror and saw I had ten times as much hair as I do in real life. I didn't think anything of it. I tried puutting my finger through my hand but only made it strech a bit. I thought I wasn't dreaming because it didn't go that far. I tried to go to sleep(in the dream). My dad woke me up to fight a sasquatch hidding in the house. He made me get my guinea pig and go downstairs. It was too dark to see even though there was a small dot of red light. I assumed that light was the sasquatch's eye, became brave and started attacking the air because I couldn't see. Then for no reason I realized I was dreaming and knew the sasquatch couln't win now. I rubbed my hands together and crawled on the floor(stabilization techniques I learned from dreamviews). I kinda woke up but went back to sleep before I completely awoke and fell into the same dream. I fought the sasquatch until I woke up, which was really soon.

I remember ordering a burger from McDonalds from a lady who seemed strangely happy. While walking home I saw a big blue tent and rides on the other side of the road. I thought I'd make it in there eventually but just stayed home. When I went home there was a lot about feminist riots on T.V.. The lady from McDonalds was in my house making me burgers while babysitting my sister.

I was playing some.futuristic version of call of duty before it came out. The classes had orange backrounds. I was switching between this game and the "real world" repeatedly because I was also at a social gathering in the dream, at my house.( ait seemed as if the game was in my head and I was able to play anywhere because it was installed in my head somehow.) It reminded me of S.V.E.R. from the game MAG, another first person shooter. The layout system for classes made it so you couldn't have the same kind of gun in a class more than once. I talked to some friends at the gathering in my house, a specific friend was talking to me about how hard it was and how happy he was to get a girlfriend who he couldn't stop talking about. He kept bragging about how he was able to put his arm around her. Another was sleeping on a few game cases as a pillow, quite comfortably.

All I remember is doing something I wasnnt supposed to do.

Dream: In this dream me and some other people had to find out what this one guy wanted for his birthday, he gave us hints. Eventually some girl just told us what he wanted. He got a big set of clear plastic tubes and beams that were human sized. He asked us to stay for some awards ceremony on T.V.. We stayed and warched, some of us.

Fragment: I was playing the incredibles videogame for a while and saw a character I usually don't have the choice of choosing. I chose him and then became him in "real life". I could time travel and indirectly control people.(manipulate)

Fragment: I remember. Being in a big room with dark brick walls and finding out that my name had been changed to something with a K in it.

1: I was on dreamviews and they decided to start paying members $5 a week, it didn't seem like they had any reason to do it but nobody argued. Then my sister knocked me off the computer to videochat with friends. They were in some club with knitting and assassination, etc. Somehow I ended up with them on a mission to kill a group of terrorists. While in the small building I found a fish who said he was my father, I said that if anybody here is a father it's probably me. We argued for awhile and ended up in a chef's kitchen barbecuing and not arguing over who was who's father.

1: I was on a boat and decided to explore the whole thing. The first thing I found was the rpom thats supposed to be keeping the room afloat. It was a dirt floor with a giant skeleton sticking out of it. The captain said because it wasn't completely dug up or put together that it may cause the ship to sink. They needed a bigger skeleton, the captain recommended one of an ancient wailord.( a pokemon ) I put mines out, and he killed it using some kind of magic I suppose and rendered it to a giant skeleton. She said I had to put the whole thing together, she eventually realized I was not capable of such a thing and gave me ancient raccoon bones instead. I thought she needed a large skeleton but I wasn't complaining. Later on I gave up on the raccoon skeleton and went to the deck to play games and eat. When I got up there I heard the captain over the loudspeakers say she was going to sink the ship, she failed. We were all mad at the captain but did nothing. Then I saw a pile of very big logs and trunks floating in a big tray attached to the boat. Apparently she thought she could sink the boat by messing with the logs, but she wasn't strong enough. I suppose logs acted as emergency skeletons.

1: I was sent by someone to to get information from a group of bad guys who were HQ'd in a shack. They were right across from my house, I was surprised I never noticed them there. I went there and beat all of them. They still wouldn't talk, then I threatened to cut one of their heads off and use it as toilet paper and grabbed one of them too show I meant business. I picked him up and ran off with him, that's when he started telling me what I wanted to know. I don't remember what it was though.
2: I was walking with velma from scooby-doo and she lead me into a diamond mine, where daffny was mining diamonds and told us of what her plan with the diamopnd mine was. I don't remember what she said though.