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My second WILD this morning involved me appearing in a high school homeroom naked with only a long shirt. My clothes appeared and I began to dress clumsily as the teacher appeared. He asked what I was doing and I gave him some sob story and he bought it.

I've been having a lot of success WILD'ing multiple times in the morning with successive alarm wakeups, which has been helping my retention. I'm still having trouble remembering to RC, so they aren't true WILD's, but I'm making progress.

In the first dream I remember I was on a patch of dirt much like the park near my apartment. A girl appeared, that I knew was named Audrey, although she was blonde and did not resemble Audrey May. We began making out, although it was hard to keep my balance and we were kind of falling all over the place. My mother appeared and that screwed everything up so I flipped out on her and my father gave backlash. I explained the situation and he took my side.

Very similar to an event that occured over xmas.

Also upon awakening and immediately falling back asleep I began dreaming I was in a shitty bathroom where I saw McLovin' who was with a friend of his. I said hey, he replied, and then started vomiting. He began vomiting large chunks of what seemed to be potatoes and he was choking, heaving with these chunks blocking his airway and nothing coming out. It frightened me a lot and I awoke in a sweat.

I awoke from my previous dream and instantly began dreaming again. This time I was in my apartment, although distorted, and saw people had opened my door and were moving in. I tried to explain that I had paid my rent, but they didn't stop. I went into the hallway, which was extremely distorted, trying to explain to my landlord what was happening, but we were attacked by fleas.

I'm disappointed that I failed to perform an RC as the entire time I was questioning how everything looked and how unrealistic the situation was.

I ordered a pizza at a nondescript place and a young skinny guy inside commented on how cheesy my slice was, so i through a strand of it on him and we got into it. I lured him outside and beat him up pretty good, but he eventually pinned me on the ground (as i feared he would) and got a few licks in. Eventually the police arrived, split us up, and I was able to convince them not to arrest us.