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I was on a walk with friends through a beautiful woodsy area when I happened upon a small glider made of balsa wood floating through the air. I caught it and when I tried to throw it it broke (as I thought it would. damn myself). I saw that a small child was there and looked like the owner, so I told my friends to go on while I tried to fix it. I couldn't, so I played with the kid to keep his spirits high instead. He had some dumb skip he wanted the both of us to do down this one sidewalk. We did it a few times, but it wasn't to his satisfaction, so we kept at it. Meanwhile the area starts becoming infested with gang members so I tell the kid we should leave. He says "one more try" so I said ok and we did one more. The gang members came at me and I tried to run, but I was shot and fell in a ditch, where I was shot 7-10 more times. I went black, but when I came too I sprung from the ditch screaming and wailing at strangers who turned out to be my friends. I gained third person perspective and saw that I had about 20-25 puncture wounds on my back, so we guessed that I had been stabbed. We called an ambulance and I was rushed off, but felt fine and got out at "my house" where I hung around and didn't do anything of note.

I haven't performed an RC in a dream in months and I keep forgetting to do them in the real world. This has had major consequences in my recent dreams.

My second WILD this morning involved me appearing in a high school homeroom naked with only a long shirt. My clothes appeared and I began to dress clumsily as the teacher appeared. He asked what I was doing and I gave him some sob story and he bought it.

I've been having a lot of success WILD'ing multiple times in the morning with successive alarm wakeups, which has been helping my retention. I'm still having trouble remembering to RC, so they aren't true WILD's, but I'm making progress.

In the first dream I remember I was on a patch of dirt much like the park near my apartment. A girl appeared, that I knew was named Audrey, although she was blonde and did not resemble Audrey May. We began making out, although it was hard to keep my balance and we were kind of falling all over the place. My mother appeared and that screwed everything up so I flipped out on her and my father gave backlash. I explained the situation and he took my side.

Very similar to an event that occured over xmas.

Also upon awakening and immediately falling back asleep I began dreaming I was in a shitty bathroom where I saw McLovin' who was with a friend of his. I said hey, he replied, and then started vomiting. He began vomiting large chunks of what seemed to be potatoes and he was choking, heaving with these chunks blocking his airway and nothing coming out. It frightened me a lot and I awoke in a sweat.

I awoke from my previous dream and instantly began dreaming again. This time I was in my apartment, although distorted, and saw people had opened my door and were moving in. I tried to explain that I had paid my rent, but they didn't stop. I went into the hallway, which was extremely distorted, trying to explain to my landlord what was happening, but we were attacked by fleas.

I'm disappointed that I failed to perform an RC as the entire time I was questioning how everything looked and how unrealistic the situation was.

I ordered a pizza at a nondescript place and a young skinny guy inside commented on how cheesy my slice was, so i through a strand of it on him and we got into it. I lured him outside and beat him up pretty good, but he eventually pinned me on the ground (as i feared he would) and got a few licks in. Eventually the police arrived, split us up, and I was able to convince them not to arrest us.

Before falling asleep I told myself that I would be at my parent's house. I'm not sure if I was there immediately, but eventually I was there and I was alone. Some guy showed up and tried to "steal my house" as I recall. I fought him off, but my weak punches recurrence occurred. It didn't seem to matter, as he fell and I softly kicked him in the ribs, which was effective. He left and my parents arrived, asking what was going on. I told them that he was trying to take our house and that I beat him up. They were happy to hear this and told me to relax in a safe place.

Eventually moved to a neighbors house on their porch. Candice was there from the inside looking out. Can't remember much else I believe I fell down the stairs a few times and it began snowing.

Was at a very small outdoor venue for a Lady Gaga show with Dave Donnelly and some made up people that were my friends. At the beginning of the show she walked up to me and Dave and started stripdancing. We were watching her, but I noticed that she was keeping eye contact with me, so I did the same. She pulled on both of our hands to bring us up on stage, Dave resisted, I went along. She did her routine and I watched and danced with her on stage. The dream cut to me being back with my friends and her act parading around the audience on top of elephants. She beckoned for me, so I ran to a spot where she could pull me up. We eventually were burning time back stage and I realized I didn't have my belongings (cell phone, wallet, etc) and I felt like I wanted to ask her if I had time to go get them, but in my somewhat lucid state I decided that it was too risky and that I might lose my grip on the dream. Throughout the entire scenario I was conscious that I was dreaming, but didn't act on it so much so much as I just passively followed along. It was pretty easy to remember I was dreaming since I was at a Lady Gaga concert... Similar silliness and seductiveness until the dream ended.

Later I was dreaming that Joey Corrado was driving us back from the concert in my car. He made some joke about not crashing my car, I believed he was going to crash it, and he drove into another car. I believed the damage wouldn't be bad and that the driver would not be upset, and although he was upset while he was in his car and first exiting, he saw that the damage was not bad and began joking with Joey. I awoke shortly after.

Prior to sleeping I did hours of RC's and stretching/reading. I fell asleep almost immediately, squeezing in a few more RC's before I lost consciousness.

I remember only one dream and it's hard to tell exactly when it occurred, but it seemed early on. I immediately performed an RC (holding my nose) and discovered I was dreaming. I must have gotten too excited, because I half-awoke immediately, but managed to stay relatively still, perform a quick RC, and slid back into my dream.

After my second failed RC I tried to anchor myself. I thought to hold my hands in front of my face, but my arms were heavy and my hands barely resembled themselves, shifting/melting into darkness. I yelled at them to "stay", but my visual slipped into darkness and control/memory was quickly lost.

I awoke and attempted WILD's a few times in the morning, but did not have any success.