Dream Tales

#1
The A-Team was with a young archaeologist looking for fossils. Murdock was using a device similar to the Ghostbusters PKE meter. He wasn’t looking where he was going and fell down a deep trench whereupon he discovered the fossils they’d been looking for. I grabbed a large brush and began to clean dirt away from a prehistoric crocodile. At one point I was looking at my Murdock bobble-head.

#2
I was playing a racing game and was driving a sporty looking silver car. I floored it up a huge jump and landed on a small rocky platform. A red car was hanging off the edge and my brother told me to get into it. I did and drove away just as the platform crumbled. After another huge jump I found an even sportier looking pink car and got into it. My brother said it wouldn’t work but I revved the engine and it came to life. I went on to win the race.

#3
I was desperately trying to get the Fairstead 43 bus to Peterborough. I waved at one that came by but it didn’t stop. I went into a shop to pass the time and when I came out another bus was approaching the stop. This time I managed to get on.

Nick, Catherine and Warrick were working on case. Things were going well until a massive, neon white flash of light erupted over the area. The next thing they knew they were in an area that looked remarkably like Orton Centre and their bodies were completely different.

Nick was now a young blonde lad in his early twenties and stuck in a wheelchair. Catherine had aged considerably and put on a lot of weight. She too was in a wheelchair. Warrick was the least affected - he had just reverted into a teenaged version of himself.

Together they roamed around the area, trying to work out what was going on. After a while Nick wandered off and when Catherine and Warrick found him he was dancing in a club.

"How is he staying upright?" Catherine asked.

"That guy he's with is holding him up", Warrick replied.

Eventually they got Nick out of the club and back onto his wheelchair. The scene then changed to show Alexx from CSI Miami wandering round a large room with their real bodies lying in a comatose state on some metal tables.

"So how are they?" asked a voice whose body was hidden from view.

"Well they have no idea that their minds are in a separate reality to their bodies", Alexx replied. "I have no idea if and when they'll wake up".

Then the scene changed back to the others, who were sat together on a bench. Nick and Catherine were asleep but Warrick was awake and looked worried. They never did get back to their own reality because I woke up before they could.

#1
Me and a girl who was apparently my friend were running through the woods. There was a boy a couple years younger with us and he was lagging behind. We stopped to allow him to catch up but he slumped against a tree and passed out. The girl put him on her back and we ran into a block of houses. She was now slowing so I took the boy’s excessively heavy backpack and put it on.

#2
I was in a café with a group of friends. The café was run by Daleks. I had to go to the toilet and when I went in I found a woman having a lively chat with a Dalek as though it was her best friend. When I returned to the café I found my friends being led away with the lead Dalek in possession of my phone which I realised must have gone off (my ringtone was the Doctor Who theme).

“Stop!” I yelled, running forward. “It’s mine! The phone is mine!”

The Daleks freed my friends and I was shut up in a bright, dungeon type area beneath the café.

#3
The gang from Goodness Gracious Me were coming together for a new series. I was watching an ad for it.

#4
I was in a grassy clearing in a block of houses with my brother. It was dark and I saw a baby deer just ahead of us. I asked my brother if it was the one he had seen before and he nodded. The deer then approached us and as it got nearer it got bigger and bigger. Up close I could now see that it looked nothing like a deer at all. It was more of a mix between a goat and a moose. It was very tame and let us pat it and when I asked it if I could take its picture with my phone it nodded and backed away so I could get a better shot.

#5
I was in Hunstanton with my family. We were preparing to leave but I was unhappy because we hadn’t gone into the arcade.

I was walking through my neighbourhood with my mum. Suddenly she spotted something in some bushes and from our distance it looked like a pet rabbit. Mum went after it, thinking we could find out where it lived and take it home, but when she grabbed it she got scratched and dropped it.

Thinking quickly I ran after it and scooped it up in my arms. Only, it wasn't a rabbit anymore. It was a giant rainbow coloured rooster without the frilly bit on top and only a short tail. His name was Hanks and he was as big as my real-life pet dog (a 3st staffie bull terrier).

We instantly bonded and became friends but then my mum dropped us off at some random house and told me to give Hanks to the people who lived inside. I knocked on the door and a girl about my age answered. I showed her Hanks.

"Do you like my pet?" I asked.

She nodded and a short conversation followed before I left - still carrying Hanks in my arms. We ended up at a large school building and after wandering around for a bit I suddenly realised that Hanks was missing.

"Hanks!" I yelled. "Hanks where are you!?"

To my relief Hanks came running back to me. He was bright pink now but I didn't care. Feeling very relieved I picked him up and we set off for home just as I woke up.

#1
I’d been killed, though I don’t know how. I was wandering round the car park of a warehouse/school building as a ghost. I kept following people but nobody could see me.

#2
I was in a block of houses, still as a ghost. No idea where I was going.

#3
I was now wearing a pretty silver and blue necklace that allowed people to see where I was (I was still a ghost). I was hanging out with the Torchwood gang who appeared to be pulling Jack along on a wooden sled in a small forested area. They were talking to me but I can’t remember what was said.

#4
I was jogging up and down the stairs of a school/office block. I kept doing my best to not be seen.

#5
A short, portly kid with black hair was following me around on a school field. At one point he hugged me. I think I was trying to help him with something.

I was in a large blue and white hospital room, visiting my best friend Tony DiNozzo from NCIS. He was sick with pneumonic plague but didn't actually appear to be ill.

He was sat up in bed conversing jovially with myself and Abby and had a big smile on his face.

Eventually I went home to get one of my books - a novelisation of the NCIS episode 'SWAK' - with every intention of reading it until I bumped into my mum outside a small restaurant in town. She was sat at a white plastic table with a drink in front of her.

"Hey, how’s Tony?" I asked.

"He looked very pale", Mum replied. "Ready to go?"

"Let me say goodbye to Tony first", I said and darted off to the hospital again.

I thought I knew the way to his room but the halls, rooms and corridors were like a maze and didn't recognise anything. I was completely lost.

"Can I help you?" a woman behind a reception desk asked as I wondered past.

"I'm looking for my friend's room", I told her. "He's got Pneumonic Plague".

"I can take you there", said a man from the hall.

He led me around the hospital until we came across a section that I remembered.

"Thanks, but I can get there from here", I said and wandered off on my own.

I was soon lost again and had ended up back at the hospital entrance. For some reason Macaulay Culkin was sat there at the age he'd been in the film 'Home Alone'.

"What's up?" I asked casually.

"There's a bomb in the hospital!" he replied. "We've got to get out!"

And the next thing I knew I was running for my life. I'd managed to get a few meters from the hospital when the bomb went off and destroyed the reception area. Then a second one destroyed the middle of the building.

"TONY!" I screamed, running desperately around the chain-link fence that had sprung up around the hospital to find a way in.

Suddenly a third and final bomb exploded, taking out the back of the hospital. Tony's room had been somewhere near there.

"TONY!" I shouted again and managed to find an opening that granted me entrance.

Considering three bombs had gone off within the hospital it was in remarkable condition. The power was down and a thin, brownish smoke hung in the air but apart from that everything looked ok.

I finally made it to Tony. The room was completely wrecked but somehow his bed had made it intact and he was lying on top of it in a comatose state which I assumed was because of the plague. There was also a man there - the same one who'd directed me around the hospital earlier.

"Watch out, he's going to kill you!" my brother yelled, appearing out of thin air and shooting the guy in the head.

He fell down and his face was revealed to be mask, hiding away his true identity. I knew him from somewhere but couldn't quite place him and I woke up before I could work it out.

#1
My brother and I were in a small block of houses with a woman with short blonde hair who was apparently our friend. Her house was being terrorized by a strange black monster and so we were trying to get all of her stuff out. My brother and I ran in to grab the last of her bags and I saw the monster on the stairs above us. I yelled at my brother to run and we took off.

#2
We were all out in the street. I walked up to the blonde woman with a portly looking man dressed as a security guard.

“Here’s your monster”, I laughed.

“Hi Jack”, said the woman carelessly.

It was a glorious sunny day and I was at the beach with Tony and Ziva from NCIS. I ran along the coastline in my swimming costume and as I did so a group of seals began to swim past, leaping into the air as they did so.

“Look!” I cried, “Look, look! Seals!”

The seals were really tame and cam right up close, even letting me stroke them. Then Ziva went past in the sea on a giant blue and white foam board. She was laughing with Tony who had a red and white board.

I dashed off and grabbed my own board (also red and white) then joined them in the sea. The water was warm and a crystalline blue and we all laughed as we splashed about. Suddenly Tony and I went all elemental.

A fiery red glow appeared around my body with white Japanese symbols emanating from it. Tony got a matching blue glow and we both became covered in cool, body hugging armour of the same colour.

Ziva appeared beside us in matching yellow armour and a fight began but it was blurry and I couldn’t make anything out. The only thing I remember was seeing Ziva beat down. Her armour vanished and not long after so did mine and Tony’s.

Tony then announced that he had to leave and we all looked miserable. We walked him to the bus stop and sat around with him whilst we waited for the bus to arrive. Before it could, however, I found myself with Tony in a Tesco store. My auntie was working there in a Woolworths uniform and I said hello to her.

“That’s my auntie Karen”, I informed Tony.

“I know”, he said. “I’ve met her before”.

Then we bumped into my mum in the cheese section. She had just mistaken Tony for my nonexistent gay brother when I woke up.

#1
The Doctor, Martha, Jack and I were in a large clearing on a small nameless planet. The Master was attacking us and let loose a massive explosion that, from the air, resembled a nuke. Strangely nothing was affected but the Master was shocked by the fact that Jack didn’t die. Jack struck back with his own attack: a curling ribbon of rainbow light in the air followed by a pure white explosion.

#2
The Doctor, Martha, Jack and I were walking along the street in a pleasant looking neighbourhood.

#3
I was on Neopets, grabbing lots of rare stuff for free from a user’s shop. How much everything was worth was listed beneath it and I nabbed several mega rare Lupe items for my brother.

I was a member of CSI, analysing a crime scene in the warehouse of a nameless store in Town. The body was gone but Warrick, Nick and myself were scoping for evidence. Nick was in a wheelchair and Warrick appeared to be in charge as Grissom was nowhere in sight.

Suddenly the doors burst open and a man ran in with blood all over his chest. He collapsed in front of me and as I stared I heard someone call for an ambulance. Seconds later Nick and Warrick arrived, hauling a stretcher between them. The man was placed onto it and then the pair made to take him away. Nick's parting words to me were to go find the suspect and try to get some evidence from him.

The 'suspect' just so happened to be Greg.

I saw an image of him leaping from the top of an insanely tall skyscraper, plummeting downwards for several seconds before releasing his black, circular parachute to drift safely to the ground.

Meanwhile I had now arrived at HMV. I stepped inside and suddenly Greg was with me and we were examining a shelf of novelty pants.

"I want that one, that one and that one", I said in an Andy Pipkin voice, pointing to three pairs of pants with WWE's Kane depicted on them.

"Noooo", said Greg. "You want that one, that one and that one".

He pointed to three more pairs, one being pastel green with little sheep all over it. I couldn't help but laugh.

"You know", I said, "Nick is gonna be mad with me".

"Why?" Greg asked.

I opened my mouth to tell him how he was supposed to be my suspect but at that moment Warrick appeared behind us.

"Uh...you know what?" I stammered. "I gotta go know. I need to...collect...evidence".

And I scuttled out of the store.

"Hey!" Greg yelled after me but I was already long gone.

Or so I thought anyway. As I rounded a corner I found myself back outside HMV only it had somehow morphed itself into a furniture shop.

"There you are!" came Greg's voice from behind me.

I turned round to see him drifting gently to the ground. He was in possession of a certain pair of pants.

"You got the sheep pants", I stated incredulously.

"Yup", he said with a huge grin.

I shook my head with a smirk and together we set off down the street. Eventually we ended up outside an electronics store that was loaded down with games consoles.

"Shall we?" Greg asked.

"Lets", I replied and we stepped inside.

The first call of business was having a go on the Nintendo Wii. Even though I protested I was crap at it I still beat Greg at the racing game we played. Then we moved on to the Playstation 2, though it wasn't plugged in. Greg moved to set it up and ended up unplugging a video player.

"Watch it!" the guy at the till warned. "You break my stock you buy it".

Greg and I nodded in a way that suggested we really didn't care and I continued to wait for him to set up the Playstation whilst browsing the games.

"Wallace and Gromit's Big Rabbit Adventure?" Greg said in a questioning tone when he saw what I was looking at.

"It's a good game", I defended. "I loved the film".

Greg shook his head. "So what game do you wanna play?" he asked.

"How about Sonic the Hedgehog 2?" I suggested.

He nodded but just as he finally got the playstation going and the title screen appeared before us I woke up and we never got to play.